Devil's Blart

 Last public reward for the month done!!!
This time we have some Monster Hunter messing, featuring the ever-lovable ditz Handler, the strong and silent self-insert Hunter, AND MUSHROOMS!!!

Standard fare here, pants messing at it's pures! Please do enjoy~

For FrostBeam~

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“Oh come on, where could they be hiding!?
I’m staaarving…”

The spry little brunette, known to most as the Handler, muttered to herself as she hiked through the lush, leafy lands of the Ancient Forest.
Her freckle-specked face stayed lowered as her eyes scoured the ground left and right for her object of desire; Devil’s Blight!

The mere thought of it’s complex, explosively spicy flavors was enough to make the guild receptionist's mouth water.

Why, it was mainly the reason she even decided to traveler with that Hunter!
“Adventure and a good meal? What could possibly beat that!?!?” she’d eagerly thought to herself.

And thankfully, that positive little outlook she had on...well, just about most things, was all she needed to find her treasure!

“Is tha...IT IS!!!”
The girl happily cheered upon spotting it.
Right there, growing at the base of a large rock; Bright red fungi as big as one’s head!!!

Without even giving it a second thought, the Handler rushed eagerly towards the fungi and started stuffing her face as soon as her hands could pluck them from the ground!

“MMMPH!!!
A-A-Ah!!!
Shoooo hot!!!
...b-but shooooooo GOOD!!!”

She literally found herself needing to stifle her girlish little squeals as the legendary heat of the notoriously combustible shroom brought tears to her eyes. 

But like a bag of potato chips, the little lady couldn’t just stop at one or two!

She constantly grabbed handful after handful of the tantalizingly hot snack and chowed down like it was her first and last meal all at once!

Her face grew more and more flushed.

She panted between gulps with an ever-growing craving.

A thin layer of sweat had her speckle-sprinkled face glistening in the small bits of pure sunshine beaming through the thick treetops.

Much like seeing a deer frolicking through the forest...or perhaps more like a lion clawing into said deer...point is, the Handler was in an absolute state of natural bliss!

And so she dined on the delicacy, for minutes and minutes until there was nothing left to be had!

*UUUUURRRRRRP~!*

“Ohoho maaaaan, that was absolutely DELISH!!!”

Beyond satisfied with herself, and damn near burping up FIRE, the stuffed miss rolled over and leaned back against the rock rubbing her slightly bulging tummy.

She could practically feel the heat radiating from within. Bubbling up her stomach juices to boiling point, just about!

She knew just how badly these delectable shrooms would tear up her stomach from previous experiences, but DAMN that tongue-tingling tastiness was just too much to resist!

“Mmmrph...well, since nobody’s around, I suppose it won’t hurt to just…”

With a quick glance to her left and right, the Handler smirked to herself just a bit before leaning to the side and grasping just one of her cheeks, pulling it away from the other before bearing down on her bubbly tummy.

*FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAALPT!!!*

“NNnnghya~!
Sooo much better!
...and yet I’m still just so...mmmrngh...d-darn full!!!”

The girl continued to hold her lean, kicking up on leg even as she blasted DOUBLE the amount of ass!

*PPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHRLBT!*
*BRRRRRRRUUUUULLPH!!!*

Her explosive expulsions echoed throughout the whole clearing, making sure just about most creatures stayed far away!

Between the amazingly booming sound that erupted and the notably...spicy aroma that filled the area, there would hardly be anything that would come near her!
Even a non-fighter like her could be perfectly fine...right?

But as the Handler took solace within her protective gastrointestinal distress, blasting such seemingly earth-shaking braps to relieve all that bubbling pressure, she failed to realize that she, in fact, only kept MOST creatures away.
Yet within these primitive woods there dwelled monsters far more mighty than the boisterous butt blasts the girl so eagerly ripped from between her buttocks.

Each of it’s massive footsteps closing in on her were, somehow, entirely masked by the deafening thunder from down under!

It’s slight odor was overpowered by nose-burning poots wafting about.

By the time anyone would realize the massive brute was near, it’d surely be too late!

Right as the freckle-specked glutton rolled to her hands and knees, sticking up but hiiiigh up into the air ready to push out another big one, she felt it!
A piercing gaze burning right into her hind.
A warm breeze of rancid air blowing across her back.

A subtle, low growl that definitely did NOT come from her stomach made her entire body shiver.
She dared to glance back over her shoulder, only just a bit, to see a single golden eye glaring right back at her. A second later, she focused on that tough, leathery skin, and the distinct fur pattern around it’s meaty neck and down it’s long, thick tail.
There was little doubt what she’d stumbled upon...or rather, what was about to stumble all upon HER.

“...o-oh, h...hello~”

The Handler so nervously smiled as she greeted the beast behind her, instantly prompting it to unleash a ferocious roar!

*RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!*

*PHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARPHBTLT!!!*

With breakneck speed, the bubbly-gut babe desperately crawled away from the massive beast behind her, uncontrollably letting loose enough gas to rocket herself forth!!!

The further she got, the better she could see it.
In all of it’s brutal majesty, an Anjanath!!!

“Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!
This is JUST my luck, isn’t it!?!?”

She panickedly rushed past the bushes, clutching her upset stomach while leaving a trail of fresh hot gas clouds for the dinosaur-like monster to follow...which he did with a great ferocity.

Smashing through foliage, trampling over anything that stood underfoot, the Anjanath chased tirelessly after the Handler as she tried every evasive maneuver she could remember.
Which, essentially, just boiled down to her flailing about and running in a desperate serpentine pattern hoping to confuse the big scaley monster.

“HUNTER!!!
Hunter where a-*FRRRRRRRRRLPT!!!* 

NNNGH goddamn...HUNTER WHERE ARE YOU I NEED SOME HELP OVER HERE!!!”

She cried out loudly and repeatedly as she ran, fast as her quickly tiring legs could take her.

Every time she’d find her gassy ass slowing up, one look behind her at those jagged, drooling jaws was all it took for her to unleash more booming little blasts to help her increase her speed!

Had it not been such an utterly dire situation, it’d actually be quite humorous…

“Ah...haha...oooh…
*FRRRLPTBRTCH!*

NNnnngph...p-pleeease tell me I lost him…”

Beyond exhausted, panting and sweating so heavily she squatted back behind a massive tree, hoping to hide from the creature’s view until she could make a true escape.

Despite her-

*BRRRRRRRRrrrrlpppppulbt~*

...FREQUENT fuming farts, that poor stomach actually only seemed to grow more and more uneasy!
Even worse, an incredible pressure was building up in her ass.
A much more weighty one than that.

With a shaky little sigh, the poor woman knew just what was happening…

“That damn Devil’s Blight is...w-working faster than I...t-thought!
HRNNNGH!!!”

She grunted softly to herself as a sharp cramp began to grasp at her bowels.
Her hole only opened up for a second, but that single second was enough for her to already start ‘touching cloth’ down there!

“No no no, hold on!!!
I-If I could just get this big dumb dino off my tail I co-FRRRRNGH!!!
H-Ha..ah...NNNNRGH!!!”

Her mess was quickly coming to a head...followed by a hasty retreat back within her.
And then it would appear again!

Only to slooowly recede back with her taut little hole.

The Handler was continuing this process again and again, struggling to hold back a quickly overbearing dump that only grew stronger with each and every cycle!

She hugged the tree she hide behind nice and tight, grunting and clenching like her life depended on it!!!
As it very well may...

*Grrrrrrgh…*

She watched nervously as the Anjanath growled nice and low, letting each of it’s mighty footsteps pounded against the grass slowly.
It was clearly searching for it’s escaped prey.

Yet as mean as the damn things were, they weren’t exactly the smartest.
All the Handler would have to do is keep quiet as a mouse, and she’d surely be sa-

*GRRRRRRRRglghghglgph…*

“OH PLEASE, OH GOD NO NO DON’T DO THIS.”

Her eyes widened, filled with tears as her stomach LOUDLY gurgled with something horrid brewing inside.
In her current squat behind the tree, her ass was in NO position to hold anything back.
A thick turd was already steadily descending into her lacy underwear, leaving a notably and pointed bulge in her seat.
Forget avoiding pooping herself, the girl just PRAYED that it wouldn’t be as loud as the last time she had a Devil’s Blight-induced accident.
She mouthed silently and bowed her head, quietly breathing in and out like she was in labor!

And when she could finally take no more, with the Anjanath nearing closer and closer, she simply left her fate up to the universe and with one silent push…

“FFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNGH!!!”

Not a single sound seemed to register in her ears at that moment.

Perhaps her prayers had been answered...or perhaps fear had simply overridden her senses. Maybe it was both!!!
But if one thing was certain, it was that her poo flowed right out of her right then and there.
POWERFULLY at that!!!
Steaming hot lady loads pumped out of her like no tomorrow, forcing her pant-seat to lump up and sag downward again and again.
Her panties were utterly filled in the back, and it was...such SWEET relief!
Never had she been THIS desperate for a poo, but damn was it a joy to let it rip. 

She hardly even cared how humiliating using her panties for a potty was, in fact it may have even made the process more enjoyable!!!

Such an amazingly SQUISHY, MUSHING FEELING!!!

For just a second, maybe only a half-second...she forgot just where she was.
What danger she was in.

Any worries and strifes just seemed to melt away into her pants.

“Pure, utter...b-bliss~♥” 

And as the woman basked in her own comforting, warm and inviting pantyfull of glory, to her complete lack of knowledge...a single, heavily armored man stared on in complete disbelief.
In total shock!

And, most confusingly so...heated arousal!!! 

This strong, silent, seemingly always calm and collected Hunter could hardly keep his jaw from hanging agape, and stood even less of a chance at not dropping the hot drink in his hand.

And with that loud clang against the ground, not to mention the INCREDIBLY DISTINCT SMELL radiating from behind the tree, the beast smashed through the tree with it’s drooling maw at the ready!

The Handler found herself tossed back into the air upon the Anjanath’s single, tree-snapping headbutt.
Before a scream could so much as rise up to her throat, her soiled-bottom began to plummet down into the hot, damp cavern that was the wyvern-esque monster’s mouth.
Yet it was just as quick that the slightly stunned, yet all-too experienced hunter leapt into the air and quickly grabbed the young lady, in an all-too heroic fashion nonetheless!!!

The Anjanath’s mouth snapped shut one millisecond to short, finding it’s stomach would be empty still!
The Hunter came to a sliding halt behind it, keeping the shook Handler held princess-style!
...with a notably riper bottom than most princesses sagging lower and lower still~

She slowly looked up to him, feeling her face grow even hotter than before!

“You came!!!
Oh GOD, I was so worried there for a second, but HOLY CRAP DID YOU COME RIGHT ON TIME!!!”
Unable to contain herself, the woman wrapped her arms tightly around her savior’s neck, bouncing in his arms in absolute elation over...not dying!

However, every bounce was accompanied by an impossible to ignore feeling at her backside.
And when the slightest waft of stench rose up between them, her face suddenly grew hotter than the very mushrooms that got her into this mess!!!

“O-Oh...um...ahaha...I-I can explain the uh...the um...p-p-po-OH LOOK OUT!!!”

Nervously fumbling with her words, she suddenly saw past the strong and silent man’s shoulder to see the Anjanath motioning for a great big chomp of the both of them!

But right before the furious creature could get his teeth into them, it paused.
And then, it feel to it’s side!!!
Writing and foaming at the mouth, it took only seconds before it came to an entire halt, coughing up some sort of small vial with a cartoonish skull and crossbones etched on the front.

The hunter sighed once, kneeling down to pick up his vial.
Thankfully, his poison-brewing skills came QUITE in handy here.

“N-No way...you really took him down with that little bottle!?!?
H-Hunter, you’re…” 

The Handler starred in sheer wonder at the man.
He was quiet...too quiet!!!
And yet somehow he exudes such silent charm and grace, she couldn’t help but fall for him!
Even further still, with the rush of a near-death experience, and still coming down from such an INTENSE pants-filling session, she just couldn’t stop herself.

Her lips slowly puckered.
Her back arched as she ever-so-gently climbed up his chest.
She’d do it, right here and now, even as soiled as she was!!!

She was going to plant a kiss right on that sealed mouth of his, even just this once only!!!
“I’m sure he’ll be more than grossed out by some...pants-pooping airhead like me doing this, but Mr.Hunter I...I think I lo-”

*SQQQQRRRRLPMPHT!!!*

“GUAHABAV AHABHDSVA~!!!”

With a sudden turn of events, the nearly ready to confess woman felt a sharp smack against her heavily-loaded behind, smushing around the contents of her panties in the worst (read as LOVELIEST) way possible!!!
The Hunter gripped each of her cheeks tightly within his hands, massaging and caressing her butt like a man possessed!

He said nothing, but judging from the growing flush of his own face, and the slight bite of his lip as struggled with a fierce clanging from within his armor...down there...it was becoming clearer and clearer to the freckled fillie what was happening.
And upon realization of the man’s fascination with her hot and heavy lady lumps, she found herself grinning even wider than when she found her mushrooms earlier!

“Looks like we’ve BOTH gotten ourselves a snack this time, huh?”
She cheekily whispered to him before smooching him madly, wrapping her legs around his waist as he pinned her messy backside right against the ground!

Growing hotter and steamier than anything the Handler could push out earlier, right there in the Ancient Forest the two embraced each other in a long, squishing, miraculously ceremonial and romantic love-making session.

All thanks to the damned Devil’s Blight~