Poops n' Recreation

WE STILL LIVING FOLKS, NO WORRIES!!!

Back at it again with the $10 rewards, here's a Parks and Recreation fic featuring April's spitefully cute ass utterly ruining Ann's toilet~
My first time making live-action waifus do icky stuff, but I'm far from capable of feeling shame so WOO!

Reward for Joel Fichter~

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*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

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*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

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*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNO-*

“I’m coming, I’m coming!!!”

April Ludgate shifted uncomfortably in place as she continued her onslaught of knocking.
One hand banging on the door, the other pressing up against her pert little ass right underneath her cute collared black dress.
Many a night had she thought long and hard over creative ways to mess with poor Ann Perkins, but this one was surely going to be her more twisted and disgusting plan yet!
...if she could hold her bowels long enough to not utterly humiliate herself instead.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BA-*

“OH MY GOD, I’M HERE ALREADY!!!”
A loud, slightly irritated voice came from behind the door before the thing swung open, revealing the same pretty, middle-aged woman that April loved to bully oh-so much.

Upon sight, Ann’s face completely changed to one of shock...almost delighted, at that.

“Oh, April!!!
This is...a surprise…
What can I-”

“I need to use your bathroom.”

April replied as abruptly and monotonously as always, still doing the slightest little shuffle with her feet.
Ann noted just how...sweaty the usually expressionless younger woman’s face was, alongside just how her hands firmly clasped her cheeks behind her.

She must’ve REALLY had to go, she thought. To be so desperate as to come to HER house of all places...the mere fact alone was enough to bring a warm smile to Ann’s face.
A perfect opportunity to get along better with the usually spiteful girl!!!

And with an annoyingly over-cheerful tone…

“Why of COURSE you can, friend!!!”

“Ugh…”

April gave just the slightest groan in response, seeing Ann’s disturbingly sunny response complete with open arms and all, and simply rushing past her inside the woman’s home.

With her heels clicking against hardwood floor, she quickly turned her head left and right, hands firmly attached to her ass desperately trying to hold back the monster her petite frame managed to build up.

“To your left, April!”

Ann directed her junior to the room with the porcelain throne, walking over right as April found herself doubling over a bit and…

*FRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUPT!!!*

“O-Oh, oh WOW that is...guuuh…”
The soft-brown haired woman actually stumbled a bit backwards as April’s backside blasted even past tightly clenched cheeks, only serving to make for a louder than usual fart!
The stench of what had to be DAYS worth of shit  instantly hit Ann’s nose, causing her to gag and desperately wave her hands before her face.
If April had a second to spare, she would’ve loved to catch that look on her face...but right now, the train was DEFINITELY leaving the station!!!

She followed the direction given, trotting to the bathroom and slamming the door shut as Ann grabbed the nearest air freshener and started spraying madly!

Inside the bathroom, April continued her adorable little potty dance as her ass hovered over the toilet.
She bunched the hem of her dress past her behind, hooked her thumbs into the waistband of her cute, black underwear, and in one fell swoop dropped those panties and plopped onto the cold, white seat with an explosion!

“GRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNGH!!!”

*FFFFFFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPHT!!!*

An utter onslaught began within the bowl!
Semi-solid shit blasted out of her puckered little hole like a geyser of chocolate, splattering the insides with a fresh coat of brown paint!

With her dress gripped in her fists, teeth clenched and eyes narrowed, April knocked those knees together and really began to let loose.
Not just for the sake of relief...but for sweet, sweet pettiness!!!

*PPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRLBTLT!!!*

*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPHT!!!*

*ssssSSSSRRRRLTPTPTRCHT!!!*

Every stomach-churning, ungodly sound produced from her smooth, milky cheeks echoed throughout Ann’s home, putting a horrified look on the woman’s face.
How someone so petite could rip ass like that was far beyond her scope of understanding!
But more importantly, Ann felt bad for the obviously intestinally distressed girl!!!

Ann cautiously walked by the door, still covering her nose and air freshener at the ready, slumping down against the wall to be there for emotional support.

“Oh, Oh honey are you okay?”

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT!!!*

“This must be soooo embarrassing for you, but don’t worry!
It happens to everyone!”

*FFFFFFRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUULMMMMMPH!!!*

“You know, I remember this one time when I went to this restaurant.
It was Taco Tuesday, and oh my god these things were DELICIOUS.
Seasoned to perfection, the freshest veggies, crisp, buttered tortillas…”

“STOP TALKING ANN.”

*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAALAAPPTFFFFPHRRRRRRRRRRRUPT!!!*

“...s-sorry…”

Little did Ann know that as bad as April’s ass roared, what it spewed was so much worse.

That poor, poor toilet April sat one continued to fill more and more.

Not once did she even entertain the idea of flushing! Instead she just lifted her legs and strained harder, working to get every last bit of steamy hot mud expelled from her!
Her poo, of course, piled up nice and high like a small mountain at first.
And then that mountain would topple under its own weight, smoothing out like a flower bed of freshly laid fertilizer before piling up again.
Within minutes, April was quite literally packing that bowl to the BRIM with her dump!!!

“O-Oooh...nnnnnrrrrrgh!!!
HRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!”

The dark-haired doll of a girl huffed sweatily in between her grunts, before gripping the sides of the bowl, tossing her head back, and pushing even harder!
She wasn’t going to stop until this thing was OVERFLOWING with her hot and heavy mess!!!

A near week of high fiber meals and shoving buttplugs up her ass...all to see that disgustingly pretty face of Ann’s twist in pure horror at the mountain of shit that ruins her bathroom!!!
The thought of this, combined with sheer, body-shivering relief of pushing enough dung out her hole to rival an elephant...quite frankly, it made April HORNY.

Feeling her poo beginning to come to an end with it’s last, almost impossibly long log coiling about the bowl, she plunged one hand between her thighs and began to finger herself rapidly!

“O-Oh...oh my god...ooooohhhh~!”
She moaned out uncomfortably loud, causing poor Ann sitting right outside the door to cover her ears, thinking that April’s explosion was simply THAT bad.
And really, it was!!!
But that delicate, sadistic Puerto Rican beauty loved every SECOND of what she was doing, and made sure to enjoy it fully right up until…

“A-A-GUAAAAYAHAHA~!!!”

She screamed into the air, as Ann screamed right alongside her while tucking her head between her knees.
April came to a spine-tingling orgasm right as the final couple of inches snaked out of her ass and curled up into a cute little peak atop her poop pile.

She sat there, panting in the afterglow and fanning herself with the cutest blush spread across her face.

GOD, did that feel good!!!
But knowing that she didn’t have much time to waste around here, plus not wanting to deal with this outhouse smelling dump of a bathroom, she slowly stood up with shaking knees, still reeling from the aftermath of her absolutely LOVELY dumping session, and looked at the roll of toilet for just a moment before deciding to wipe her shit-coated ass on that abhorrently bright-colored shower curtain.
Just for extra petty points~

“Aaaaahhhh~♥”

April sighed loudly as she jerked the door open, causing Ann (who still kept her head ducked and ears covered just in case) to topple over on her side.
Swaying her hips oh-so cutely, free of any burden on her butt, the younger lady was just about to walk out without so much as even a ‘Goodbye’.
Ann quickly stammered out something, reaching for the girl only for April to respond with a disgusted little shuffle away.

“Ugh...god, that’s rank…
A-April, are you feeling...okay, at least?
I could make some tea for you or something, I’ve got anti-diarrheal pills an-”

“I don’t wanna be here anymore.”
April cut her off flatly, on the inside taking pure joy at seeing her cute older co-worker’s face fall like that.
Ugh, she’d be seeing that face in her dreams tonight…
As she turned the corner and began to walk right out the door, she did however stop one last time and yell out to Ann.

“SORRY ABOUT THE RUINED TOILET THOUGH.”

Ann sat there, blankly staring into space as she heard the door immediately shut after.
And with a quickness, she then turned around and pushed the bathroom door back open, only to see the chocolate fountain that was the toilet, completely overflown and spilling shit left and right onto her floors…


As April hopped into her car and fixed her make-up from the sweaty, heavy dumping session, a shrill “OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!” erupted from inside Ann’s house, bring an evil little grin to the freshly emptied girl’s face~