giving away $400 swagboard (hoverbaord) cuz i got an extra one in mail

Non copyright music be like

Shimmy Me

Sweden

Lord Anxiety

toemad got da hoverboard? da board that do be hoverin? h?

Please mr. Toe, I would like that bored

Bruh Moment

What the dog doin

Amogus

My mom would beat me if i didn’t listen to her. Only problem is I’m deaf. I have the hearing setting set to 0 my mane

Lilith Jackson

if you give it to me jin will be proud

give me the hover, my brown friend

lmao fat

funny

jimin is how hot gimme the hoverboard my brudda

gimme thefucking swagbored BOY

brudda

i’m not here for funny i’m here for reason and blackmail, if I do not recieve a floaty wheel, Brukanda falls on September 28 2021. No deals will be made and my requests must be fulfilled. Mr. Mad I hope you make the right choice. P.s. I piss in the soda fountains at Mcdonald’s :)

nuts

Crab Person

Balls

Would be pretty funny for you to ship this to me in fucking uhhhhhhh the country schnitzel and hitler are from lmao

PapaGuni

If I win this, I work at a hotel and I’d ride this shit around all day, I’ll literally Make a video of me riding around my job for this

why is it called burger king and not fuckin NIGGA BALLS

my guy if u ship to me it will cost $2 mil Australian = 2 USD cuz

O

what dog do?

ExplorerZach

21

Cringlybear

farded

chinese ninja fortnite google playstore 台湾不是一个真正的国家，我向中华民族道歉

deez nut

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China

if u give me magic hover tech i will ride around town on it in joker paint and underpants my broda

phatcunt

use strong password or choose my own fo today

Luke wasel

Can I put my balls in ya jaw

Brina

Hey can I get that hoverboard with an egg roll.

U be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? What color the inside? Ur pussy real wet? Do it clap? Do it grip the meat? Its tight? U got cheese? How many fingers u use? What it taste like? you ever crab walk on da dick? U got yeast in there? ever drink goat blood? Can i smell it? Its warm? U suck the stank off tha dick? U hairy?

Man with the digeridoo

Take this L loser, im gonna through the roof!

nigga balls

Slanted

shid

baba

Leo Desc

3

None of the comments are funny who would've guessed lmao

Gabe Whittaker

Edp balls did 9/11

Toemad the new mrbeast be like bruh

This is cringe

somecallmesean_

this is hard to read bro

Jordan Brown

ok u win

twomad

My asshole actually burns right now no cap I need something to ride to the er

Bowl

It's been a year gimme gimme

Walnuttie

This is funny now you laugh

argg

cum

Greetings from somali brudda in Toronto

Big Juice Mommy Milkers

i forgor 💀

Whip and nae nae

bunger!

You are father Bruhkunda... Forever my final message Goodbye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKLDnM1m3rg

Bowl

My hero acadamia fans when some one suggests that touching children is illegal

Lennox Frew

literally fuckin like gimme the goddamn hoverboard and i'll ride it into oncoming traffic no cap

purpleturtle

i like camels

I’ve always wanted to see Twomad ride his hoverboard to a small boat dock with people on it and then just ride completely off the dock, no hesitation, and land straight in the water. I wonder if the people would actually try and help or just continue to stand there and assume that he’s retarded

fart poop balls xd

bruhpoop

When you’re a women and your homies are feeling quite parched: 🤱

Women's rights

How does a moose tell you to move over? Moose over

ha hey Twoemad?! (Fards shids Cums)

sooo when is nerf winston gonna be real?

please give me hoverboard i always wanted one, im not funny

Penis Black

Joel_Embiid

i agree

Reagan Waters

Among us

Reagan Waters

Joe

I'm good I don't need one

Brobo1235

so i posted some hardcore among us porn in your discord so can i get an unban?

i'm actually a comedy genius

21

Underidoderidoderiododeridoo - Winston Churchill

kiezly 360

P

I am unironically British

I don't have funny but here is a pretty fun story. I fucking flooded stairs in elementary school becuse i opened the fire hydrant valve and i never got caught.

nightcore look at me

ahmad sufian

“”I see” said the blind man to the deaf dog as the crippled grandma walked by.” Told the mute child to the black man who wasn’t starving as he played croquet with his fellow asians in Russia.

i dont want the board but jae says hello everyone here in the comments 😁😁😁

Gongy ging gang gong goon i brokey my bum bum with big sucky wucky cocky wocky tastse like yummy mum num legg

funny fart noise

pyro_monkey

If you dont give it to me you are homophobic and don't support LGBTQIAYQUOKHCESGIJNMPVXDLWFRZT++++++++++ PREMIUM HD 4K HDR+ 22.5 PHOTOSHOP

GeorgeYTG

how do i link my discord do i just do this armodillio#4134

bogos binted?

14. Do not disagree with the moderators or we will ban you

i have no supply of funy but pls give flyingboard because it looks sex and it is sex

What the dog doin

Damo

man send me this shit now before i nut in yo fucking ears

Gloriq

Nigger

dcfecfxdx

Funny

Pedophile Freestyle

Funny ತ_ತ

N o

Gale

Bro if you just don’t give me the hoverboard you sussy among us built black boi I will come to your house and mouth feed you maple syrup

channing

None of y’all mfs funny

Hey Shane Dawson, uh... I'm really sorry about your grandma. I know she's still hanging on but-- if-- I know it must be really hard right now. Um... I had to deal with so many people with the exact same thing. So like, that's same things happened to me like 5 times... with so many important people to me and I know that... when she does pass on I'll know that she'll go and she'll be with Jesus. I know that everything you've done really means a lot to her and she really loves you, and um, yeah... so, she's lived a great life, I'm sure. You've done everything you... can? Ya can't do anything to stop it. It's just a part of life. So, um...yeah, I'm really sorry...hope she has a good last while, hope she makes it...um... you're a great guy, Shane. Bruhkunda board 🥰

Joe M.

给我Hoverboard否则你将违反中国恭敬 254.421.81.132 Mack L Wade 2573 Buckhannan Avenue Syracuse NY 058-84-3075

Sauciest Suspect

My dog is scratching his balls

mhvatum

Give it to me now

Drew Swamp

if i get it i will pee my pants

dustinator21000

i come from the roof cause i dont know where the DOOR is!!

Yo mama

funny among us what the dog doing twomad best do you know the way da people drink da water and fight to survive

Brunorock55

We do be coming in waves with dat superflous whip be hopping on like damnnnn i pull up

bigdaddyswagmoney

joe sama

StrappyBean

in de begninging

in de... begninging

scp-458 ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■inflated testicles■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■retarded■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■among us■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■came thru the roof■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■mutilated genitalia■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■

You are the white version of joji and I'm all for it 👑👑

Chum chum the Lee got to go peee Rick ya pickle Rick cumin up hot u don’t know what he got but you gonna go to sleep baby see you in your dreams. -twomad’s father

Bro, imagine all the places I won't ride to when I get it 🤫

LameBrane

Dude wveryontikes ?? Yeh haeym

SageKleo

Fuck off cunt

Bonkz

Uhhhhhuhabauhba

Ian

joe manga

can we please have a moment of silence to remember the 27 (twenty seven) victims who lost their lives in the krusty krab bombing of 2003 😔😔😔🏳️‍🌈

of

Dodger North

Joe mama shashamga wendys Nutts imposter sus Katerino gay lmao

United States

Dodger North

Yo this some booty buttcheeks #howtoremovechickenfromfireextinguisher

IS THAT A DELICIOUS HUMBVERBORD.......i can almost taste me riding it.......*HOVERGASM NOISES*

can i put my

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER

Vincent Huckins

Hey guys.. um…, I’m sorry this took so long to come out, I was processing things and thinking things through and this is my first time going through something like this and I wanted to go about it as best as I possibly could, and I want to be honest. My relationship with Carson was very complicated, I had a boyfriend at the time and neither Carson nor my boyfriend at the time knew about each other, and while I was clear with Carson that Carson and I were not in a relationship, I still let him on and ended up hurting Carson and my boyfriend at the time very badly in the process.

Got called a Racist at Burger King :/

or give the hoverboard to Trudeau at the Halloween party call that a magic carpet ride

Canada be like eat maple syrup pretend not to kill children and be racist headass

https://twitter.com/papasuess/status/1429937664761860105?s=21

John Velickoff

what the dog doin?

John Velickoff

underidoderidoderiododeridoo

Fox

I'll give you 3tb of pictures of just black cock

天安門廣場大屠殺是由Twomad youtuber 在谷歌香港人做抗議面具covid 平台上造成的。 跑。

bogos vented (sus)

Shroompoleon

I'll suck your Jordan's for it

water ice sal

ayo wgat the dog doin no im not amngsus 21 im from kenya kenya deez nuts

Dietz Nuts Man idk we all know this nigga never laughs at shit we tell him

Cpt Cheez

deez nuts

Donkey from shrek Rule 34 Cummies

Curtis

Kermit the Frogs fingers

What's green and smells like bacon

这些坚果

With funny.

Cumdragon

Ey yo the pizza here, oh nigga!

Mobo Hobo

Also I'm from UK (bo'o' o' wo'ah) so idk if that's gonna have any problems with shipping

I'm not funny, give

Bitch bitch boy

i gave you twomad fone. now laugh at my 6 hour cooldown.

cmrnfrsr

ඞ amogus

Baby Capybara

I have no legs

afgasd adgasd

I got a 1 in 710 chance that’s less than me getting a girlfriend I like those odds fat men unite

How do I clean lead

buttermilk

you think twomad will laugh if i comment

I did it not too much but it wasn’t good lol I was thinking thinking of it but it was a good thing lol lol I love love mama love her So much oh lol I don’t think I have to get a hold of him I just don’t know what to do that I don’t know know what you mean you don’t know how about it but I’m still at work and I don’t know what to rob.

When is Chinese ninja coming?

James Gurr

Deez, nutz bro.

Pick the least funny so the replies have a chance to win

Telris

I hate dream and love you two mad speaking of 2 I hate my 2 gay dads I was racist as a young boy but now as a man I’m homophobic and I blame it on my dads they would always send me dick pics which was gay and I hated it so now I chopped of my penis hopping to win the hover board. I lied I’m an obese 15 year old from America with divorced parents living the American dream. Speaking of dream I will order my family the dream burger if my penis doesn’t get my hair done

funny

BadgerBonfire

funny

95% of these replies are just completely unfunny

😏

Did you hear about Paul Walker’s rap? Wrapped around that tree.

Corgi_Love

They came through the door because they don't know how to come in through the roof because they are BTS

Chōsō

Oh, Greetings. Until I saw your presence, I was in the midst of exiting this current room, in order to arrive in bedroom so that I could rest. I acknowledge that we did not use the Skype app to talk to eachother through means of wireless connection, but, I think that the fact that we did not do this does not particularly matter. I hope that the rest of your night continues well, I shall be with you again tommorow.

Is that what the point of the mask is?

I legit don't want it, but the old hag(me granny) downstairs needs it

wada haell.... letuce....

Donda is gonna release before September.

Joel

⁶

Rian Swanson

If ya don't jiggiladang then you don't jiggilabang on da gang 🗣️💯🤷‍♂️

I doubt shit I'll say will be le funny funny and make Mr two toe mad do the cummy wummy and pissy in his panties so I'll just sit here and cri 😢😢😭 amogs ඞ

Shut the hell up and eat a cinnamon roll

idiot

these replies make me want to kms

Penis butt

Can I have it my moms dads fathers sister died in Chernobyl so i have radiation poisoning and my fragile bones will break if I dont get off road hoverbord

the devil whispered in my ear “you’re one shot” i told him i got a medkit

Vincent Huckins

nigga cat for the pussy. Xbox 1 PS4 for the pussy.

SGG

These replies are aids

Abuzz03

give it to a person with no legs lol

https://twitter.com/hi1ar10us/status/1427769963331399680?s=21

i paused my game to be here (the shirt i’m wearing to my first day at school)

Vincent Huckins

Hey did you know that Winnie the Pooh is censored in China

Mr.breast furburger among us balls. *In Obama impression. “Errr Michael, scratch my balls”.

this shit whack asf cant even post images, pattron got hhemroids?

rubix cube competition gambling millions on jim kong bop to win

if we really think about it, what is funny? is funny objective? can we define funny with hard terms? is funny a fundamental human concept? or is funny something we created as a society? without modern culture would funny exist? we may never know.

wiggle woggle dongle sauce shmeggle wopple nopple sheggle shogs

latenitexeno

bruh

SGG

barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutlnsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh snacks you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns kid: dumfayce! barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个 kid: gaaah! barber: asnap akayysnns HnnSNaPaPa nsnns kid: get outta my face! barber: you know you didn't.

Pump Daddy C

Nigga balls

Hukitul

I like ya cup g *slaps tits*

Brudda I wish to ride the swagmobile into a bus

Nobody here is funny including myself

Martin B (Smarties)

I need skadboard, give me

I want it so i can give it to kpop jimoon

Freddy five night markiplier balls HD

alright so two guys walk into a bar. one says amongus. the other says sus. the first guy does tasks. the second guy reports a body. who is the imposter?

Professor Baelus

I’m 300lb

Slap the depressed kid's wrist and said "I like ya cut G"

indian accent

pengeg

Amogus balls

Hi

Devin

funny

sunded

I put you on my Government Class Notebook. 100% serious I tweeted a picture at you

stage five terminal aids

Nigga gimme the brhu before I squeeze your booba

Lorenzo Kline

Me when the bru-

Santiago

i have yet to receive my n pass can i please at least receive this homie

What is a Karen called in Europe American

Stiff Sausage

Funny and ill pick someone in the replies

not the yaddas

ARV

Meant badussy

Swagbruh Obama balls very halal

Fnaf

nicatoris

how about you send me dietz nuts

figgy swift

Shoe sale: baby died!

Joe

Lars

我的姐姐是他妈的同性恋

Travis Rumsey

I did 9/11

Ko0paSlayer

Loshwanky mcfromp

TreeBones

The big bitch wanna big boardie from the big famous

Walnuttie

🌊📟baddest dream burger

Me when swagboard: ok I pull up

Ricky Milk

funny

Jeff Slohoda