Battle of the Butts - A Helia & Tisha Short

“Babes, bring that tape measure into the living room,” Helia called from the living room area. She and new roommate Tisha were in the room.

“Which one?” you asked, rummaging through the junk drawer in the kitchen that had about a dozen tape measures spanning from the normal 36 inches to the 120 inch length.

“Bring Em all, babes,” Tisha called back. “We’re having a battle of the butts.”

This… should be interesting, you thought digging out all the tape measures from the drawer.

Entering the living room you found both your big beauties standing side by side. The big women stood so close together their giant behinds were mashed together. They both looked over their shoulder at you, index finger to plump ruby red lips, feigning an innocent look towards you.

“You need to tell us, babes,” Helia said, giggling. “Who has da biggest ass.”

All that ass. And on the opposite side, breasts that made the little sofa in the room feel jealous and insignificant.

You felt a tingle in your groin. Gawd, all that flesh!!

You took the 120 inch tape because there was no way the normal 36 inch tape would even span a single butt cheek on either of the girls.

Helia and Tisha stood side by side, buttcheeks mashed together, and huge heaping breasts mashed together. They watched as you stepped up behind them.

Helia wore stretchy “jeans” and you spread the tape across her massive derriere. It was a little hard to stop where her giant bubbles started to curve around, but… You checked the tape. 106 inches plus some change.

Next, you took the tape measure to Tisha gigantic buns all packed into oversized stretchy gray yoga pants. You spread the tape measure across her. 107 inches and some change.

OMG, both gals had enormous asses.

“Now come around and measure across the front of our chests,” Tisha said to you.

Gawd, you could hardly walk. It was hard walking with such a stiff rigid boner in your pants.

You came around to the front of your massive friends. This time you did Tisha first. You already knew her full measurement was just a smidge over 300 inches from the fullest part of chest around to the back.

Her bust, from side to side, measured 135 inches and some change. Again you had a hard time figuring out where to stop the measurement. There was simply SO MUCH meat.

“Do me now,” Helia said, eager for the results.

You stepped over to her, your hard member in your pants rubbing against her jutting firm colossal bewbs. You ran the tape measure across the front of her chest. 136 inches and some change. Ugh! So close.

“Which one of us is the biggest, babay?” Helia cooed.

“Yeah. Which one?” Tisha said.

You chewed your lip for a second. Ugh, both gals were so close to the other. And you knew if you said one was bigger than the other, the loser would pout and be standoffish for a while.

And you had a raging hard-on that needed sated by them both.

“Well?” Tisha exclaimed.

“We’’?” Helia said, sounding a little flustered.

You stuffed the tape measures into your pocket. Neither girl would be able to verify his claims.

“You both measure the same,” you said, mentally crossing your fingers. “You’re both simply GIGANTIC both in behind and in front.”

Helia looked at Tisha. Tisha looked at Helia as you stood behind them. All that ass.

Tisha nodded at Helia and both girls grinned, then…

You were suddenly on the floor, buried under 200+ inches of giant ass.

You couldn’t be happier.

END