Tumblr, in its infinite wisdom, have apparently decided that not only is this photo caption too explicit for their cursed site but I'm also not capable of appealing that decision at all like I am with others. As such, I decided that it can live here as a little forgotten treasure for you all. "Botched Experiment" was one of my very early photo captions from back in 2013 and one of my very favourites too. I even ended up writing a sequel set a few years later which you can find on the old blog here.
Perhaps one of you will be able to help me identify the guy I used for the story? I'd love to write it out in long form some day using some more pictures of him...