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My Wedding Trauma - A Simblreen 2022 Collab with Surely-Sims!

Added 2022-10-24 10:30:29 +0000 UTC

𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒜𝓇𝑒 𝒞𝑜𝓇𝒹𝒾𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝐼𝓃𝓋𝒾𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒲𝑒𝒹𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝑀𝒶𝓁𝒷𝑜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒢𝑜𝑜𝓅𝓎 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝓈𝒸𝒶𝓇𝒷𝑜! ❤️🌴🦜

Earlier this year, my good friend Surely-Sims came to me traumatised and shaking. A Jimmy Buffet Trashy Wedding Set had been haunting her dreams and she didn't know what to make of such tidings. I explained that the best thing to do was to take ownership of the horror, so together, we bravely recreated this set from the deepest, darkests depths of her nightmares.

I hope you all find this set as terrifying, entertaining and....rancid as we do ☠️

Love, Alex

Items:

🌺Malborough Dress: An incredibly flammable, ruched, knee-length mermaid dress with majestic shoulder bow details. Perfect for weddings, funerals and court dates.

🌺Elvis Jumpsuit: A jumpsuit fit for the King himself! A fitted terror boasting several thousand sequins in an aggressive peacock pattern, finished with a bedazzled and bejeweled belt.

🌺Brandi Dress: A mermaid dress just as flammable as the Malborough Dress, but shinier, floor length and asymmetric. Perfect for bridesmaids you hate.

🌺Goopy Suit Jacket: Nothing screams class like a suit jacket with the sleeves cut off...except a suit jacket with the sleeves left on. Comes with a variety of t-shirt options.

🌺Kelly-Marie Hair: Is it a mullet? Is it a blowout? Is it a nest? Is it a hat? It could be a hat....You'll never know with this hair that's so high, god can sniff the hairspray. Converted from Fortnite. Thanks to Surely-Sims for repainting the base to make it much less Fortnitey!

🌺Newport Headpiece: A beautiful and angelic, lit up headpiece, perfect for any 100 Pack Princess.

🌺Smoldering Bouquet: A delightful, blazing cigarette bouquet to light your way down the aisle. Just keep it away from that synthetic dress and that hairspray-hardened hair!

𝔻𝕆𝕎ℕ𝕃𝕆𝔸𝔻 𝕊𝕌ℝ𝔼𝕃𝕐-𝕊𝕀𝕄𝕊' ℍ𝔸𝕃𝔽 ℍ𝔼ℝ𝔼

Did you attend the wedding? Want to bring a health and safety lawsuit against the happy couple? Want to relive the horrors? Check out this site Anne made!