TFO #174: Oh, Hair! (with Jacquis Neal)

Carl is a passionate man, ain’t no troll

Keenan

Eugene Blue Jeans Or Eugene manipulation Eugene sequencing Eugene Knicks

Michael Smith Linden Grover

Ponce Mensah-Bonsus

Jacob Stock

The Junction City What’s your functions(?)

Michael Smith Linden Grover

Hartford Tough Vermont Sand Uncles Quincy Cincinattis (Quincy Cincys for short) Richmond Rich-Whats Hampton Roads Bumpy Toads (Pinchy Crabs rival) Eugene Levys Biloxi Moxie Birmingham Burgers Montgomery Burns

Joshua Lopes

At least Carl will get this

Angstforthememories

I just came to ask that. Wild!

Matt

Dirk Dribbler

Santa Ana Feat. Rob Thomas Smooths Stanton Stan-A-Tons Yonkers Bonkers Tuckahoe Suck A Toe Chattanooga Ooga-Boogas

ihearanewworld

The Newark Commuters

Noelle

Need the mean time shirt

Daniel

Some team name submissions. A lot of these are Massachusetts based: Tijuana Fantas Lynn Swans Woonsocket Wrenches Seekonk Honks (big ol' angry goose) Holyoke Edokies Grand Cruise Boston Legal Framingham N'Beans Framingham N'Cheese Dennis Farinas Jamaica Plain Tiffs Cape Cod Vape Gods Hyannis Piss Nahant Mantzoukas' Saugus Sausages Saugus Saw Geese (Geese with chainsaws) Needham Ham-Needers (People who need ham) Chicopee Soup Ayer Conditioners Chula Vista Prints Vestal Virgins Albuquerque Turkey Jerky Compton Computers

Jack Aitken

Mobile Homes

Sean Raftery

Little Rock Hudsons

Sean Raftery

The Salem Lots

Pelican Grief

Vancouver Poop Hoovers

Kays

The Knoxville Johnnys

Kays

Intercourse PA Sixty-Niners

Carly Schmidt

It's true

Backshot Windham

The Parsippany Simmy Ya’s

Dixon Stater

Maine Street

Alex Oestreicher

Carl got Grand Crew, then he got Brand New on us

TheDemonKane

Jacquis isn't lying about the billboards, there are a dozen of them and they're starting to become self referential, with giant text that just says "GREAT. ANOTHER RESTORE HAIR BILLBOARD." and a photo of Urlacher

Jimbo

So happy that Carl appreciates the Detroit Lions fan base. We’re so bad that we have no threat, and I get that.

Max Newhouse

Topeka Toe-Peepahs

Michael Broussard

Milwaukee Lime Pies Banff Margeras Knoxville Johnnies Altoona Fish

Brian Fastner

Austin Californians

Sky Ramos

Still can't believe Carl said Pat Bev was the best in the game. Positively shaken by this take.

Derek Nuzum

rough to hear as a Wiz fan lol. btw was watching a Brooklyn game the other day and the announcers kept calling Aldridge "LaAutomatic" nice little spin on that Lebron comment genre

Conor S

I was hoping they’d discuss the Clipper comeback but the foreshadowing is fun

Andrew Shortall

There is an Artichoke Pizza near the Barclay’s center

Ramon Ty

Legitimately get that shirt made so I can buy it.

Zane Price

The Madison Cobras

Angstforthememories

*quietly nods head to Carl quoting Big Boi’s verse on Hollywood Divorce*

Flagrant One

Why not have a shirt with a ton of your fav teams like a regional roster or something? I could see that being a shirt from the 90s

Aaron Panos

The only thing worse than experiencing that wizards loss was knowing I’d have to relive it in this ep

Michael Galant

What a shock, the Chicago bulls fan hates all of Wisconsin sports and claim we’re the worst while their fandom doxxed the community manager on a tweet that was scheduled weeks in advance. I sorry what happened to AC and I hate that Greyson had to come down with his second arm. Just a whole bunch of unfortunate events happened.

Drew