TFO #167: Team Name Submissions
Added 2021-12-09 07:19:47 +0000 UTCThe Ones discuss YOUR wonderful submissions for teams and mascots to join the secret NBA.
We also looked at:
Seinfeld theme song with vocals
LeBron's fishy tweet
Klay Thompson boating
DaBaby courtside
DaBaby gospel edition
Plus a heartfelt song from Justin.
Comments
Hayesman is on fire in this one
Aidan Warlow
2024-03-16 05:27:25 +0000 UTCI like this one, especially considering everything that’s happening with the news lately,,,,
Dylan
2022-01-31 20:00:49 +0000 UTCThe Ithaca Rowed-Crew-Ats
Tom Reed
2021-12-31 05:38:29 +0000 UTC"Hoosier is an unincorporated community in Stockton Township, Greene County, Indiana" This might not count.
Andy Anderson
2021-12-29 20:44:42 +0000 UTCOne more, The Cincinnati Ice
Andy Anderson
2021-12-29 18:17:49 +0000 UTCThe Labette Orleavits. Labette Kansas, population of about 70 people. I should stop.
Andy Anderson
2021-12-29 18:15:09 +0000 UTCThe Wichita Waydideegos... These are getting worse
Andy Anderson
2021-12-29 18:06:36 +0000 UTCThe Hoosier Daddys
Andy Anderson
2021-12-29 17:57:15 +0000 UTCThe Milwaukee Talkies
Andy Anderson
2021-12-29 17:53:00 +0000 UTCThe Oklahoma City Committee
Andy Anderson
2021-12-29 17:47:08 +0000 UTCThe St. Paul Bearers (and the announcers can go “Ooooohhh YEEEEESSSSS!” when some one makes a good play)
Kays
2021-12-25 17:26:57 +0000 UTCThe Dayton Dog Turds
Kays
2021-12-25 17:21:49 +0000 UTCBismarck Binkles.
Jacob Stock
2021-12-21 19:42:47 +0000 UTCThe St. Petersburg Pete & Petes (or maybe The St. Petersburg Saint Peters
Berlynna Heres
2021-12-18 21:19:58 +0000 UTCDC Parliamentarians
Alan Duda
2021-12-18 20:22:37 +0000 UTCDC Compact Discs
Alan Duda
2021-12-18 20:20:22 +0000 UTCThis one’s for Hayes: the Wellesley Snipes
Shawn M
2021-12-17 02:29:44 +0000 UTCCos Cob Salads
Brett Joseph
2021-12-16 23:24:37 +0000 UTCThe Cleveland Rocks babeyy 🤘
Freshbabydeer
2021-12-16 15:40:40 +0000 UTCThe Chapel Hill Church Mountains
Ian Garwood
2021-12-16 02:24:24 +0000 UTCI'm from Normal, Illinois. The Normal Guys. And the mascot should be like a Seafoam Green '95 Ford Taurus balancing a basketball on its hood.
Matthew Shaw
2021-12-15 21:25:17 +0000 UTCRushmore Rockfaces. That monument is receiving less and less tourist traffic and we could keep folks there and even bring new jobs and revitalize the probably beautiful mount Rushmore countryside
Rizzo
2021-12-15 19:29:19 +0000 UTCCotton State Yellowhammers (of Alabama)... Like the golden state warriors but very cleverly using the state nicknames of Alabama
Rizzo
2021-12-15 19:26:13 +0000 UTCThe Fargo Woodchippers The Bismarck Keys
Ramya Sivakumar
2021-12-15 11:54:44 +0000 UTCSante Fe Dunaways
H.J.
2021-12-15 00:22:38 +0000 UTCThe Butte Hole Sweat
Ian Garwood
2021-12-15 00:06:04 +0000 UTCAlternatively: A second team for Portland, OR called The Portland Mains
Brett Joseph
2021-12-14 20:30:40 +0000 UTCMinnesota 69ers, a riff on "Minnesota nice" Waco Woco Flames
Greg Wolf
2021-12-14 17:47:36 +0000 UTCThe New Delhi Boys The logo can be Evan Susser and David Phillips in silhouette balling out in front of the New Delhi skyline.
Brett Joseph
2021-12-14 17:26:35 +0000 UTCThe Cartagena Caballeros
Brett Joseph
2021-12-14 17:19:19 +0000 UTCThe Placentia Placentas
Sean Golden
2021-12-14 15:43:04 +0000 UTCThe Pompeii Blue Chews
Ryan Menary
2021-12-14 15:02:24 +0000 UTCThe Naperville Anns
Ian Garwood
2021-12-14 13:33:47 +0000 UTCNew York City Sex and The’s. I heard all the players are total Samanthas
Ryan Menary
2021-12-14 03:16:44 +0000 UTCThe Orlando Ouchie Whales. These babies BITE
Ryan Menary
2021-12-14 03:11:15 +0000 UTCThe Indianapolis Sleepy Geese. Because it’s sleepy af here and sometimes there’s geese.
Ryan Menary
2021-12-14 02:49:15 +0000 UTCThe Santa Clarita rudners
Ian Garwood
2021-12-13 17:44:23 +0000 UTCThe Cheshire Catastrophe
Ian Garwood
2021-12-13 17:43:32 +0000 UTCThe New Haven K.evin E.vin V.evin I.ven N.veins
Ian Garwood
2021-12-13 17:42:08 +0000 UTCThe East Bay Shoe Catalogs
Ian Garwood
2021-12-13 17:39:21 +0000 UTCthe Santa Clarita Riot
Lucas Hubbard
2021-12-13 16:42:39 +0000 UTCthe Cambridge-rator Perrys
Ian Garwood
2021-12-13 12:39:08 +0000 UTCStockholm Syndromes
Yorch C
2021-12-13 05:25:56 +0000 UTCdirty five thirty
Em M
2021-12-13 04:35:55 +0000 UTCThe Citywide Specials In Philly it’s a sub $5 deal on a tallboy and shot of well whiskey
Kevin Moran
2021-12-12 17:07:04 +0000 UTCPlainview Milkshakes
Andrew Cardus
2021-12-12 16:10:10 +0000 UTCNeedles Cheadles
Andrew Cardus
2021-12-12 16:07:19 +0000 UTCBangor Bus
Andrew Cardus
2021-12-12 16:07:04 +0000 UTCTacoma Gods
David Stackpole
2021-12-11 21:46:28 +0000 UTCThe Spokane Openers
David Stackpole
2021-12-11 12:54:41 +0000 UTCI'm assuming it's time for an Australian team to join the NBA. The Melbourne Identities The Sydney Poitiers The Perth Perthsons The Darwin ners The Gold Coast Golden Posts The Tasmanian Devils - logo can be a player just tazzing out. The Canberra Can-Brahs The Adelaide Ups
David
2021-12-11 11:53:13 +0000 UTCThe Tucson Jojos
Banana Rocket
2021-12-11 10:59:52 +0000 UTCAlso yeah, I noticed onions smell way stronger than usual
Banana Rocket
2021-12-11 09:12:06 +0000 UTCI can relate Carl! I got covid 2 weeks ago and I lost my sense if smell and taste for the first time, it was crazy! When it came back, everything tasted like barbecue but gross. Even black coffee 😭😭
Banana Rocket
2021-12-11 09:08:45 +0000 UTCThe Pyongyang Twins
Ian Garwood
2021-12-11 03:41:39 +0000 UTCThe Amherst Massachusetts
Noelle
2021-12-11 03:01:05 +0000 UTCThe Van Nuys Van Guys
Alex Dalir
2021-12-11 02:20:28 +0000 UTCThe Chapel Hill Big Cups
Alex Dalir
2021-12-11 02:20:00 +0000 UTCThe Aberdeen Aubergine
Brian Klik
2021-12-11 00:01:18 +0000 UTCThe Boise 2 Men
Brian Klik
2021-12-10 23:59:50 +0000 UTCThe Seattle Washingtons
Brian Klik
2021-12-10 23:58:04 +0000 UTCThe Flint Stones
Brian Klik
2021-12-10 23:47:31 +0000 UTCThe Delaware Incorporated
Turtle from Entourage
2021-12-10 23:21:21 +0000 UTCThe Long Island Gabruses
Turtle from Entourage
2021-12-10 23:20:22 +0000 UTCThe Anaheim Mickey Mouse Rings
Turtle from Entourage
2021-12-10 23:17:43 +0000 UTCThe Charleston Chews
Turtle from Entourage
2021-12-10 23:14:38 +0000 UTCThe Portland Maines
Evan
2021-12-10 23:10:31 +0000 UTCThe Eugene O’Neills
Evan
2021-12-10 23:09:31 +0000 UTCThe Flagstaff Pole Sitters
Evan
2021-12-10 23:08:00 +0000 UTCThe Santa Fe Dunaways
Evan
2021-12-10 23:06:27 +0000 UTCThe Austin Please Stop Moving to Austin Californians
Sky Ramos
2021-12-10 22:51:53 +0000 UTCBakersfield Dozen
Evan
2021-12-10 22:37:36 +0000 UTCThe Omaha 311s
Seth T Johnson
2021-12-10 22:30:38 +0000 UTCPasadena Pack O' Hyenas. Cause it's the desert
Rizzo
2021-12-10 22:04:14 +0000 UTCI am a huge fan of this one. Great stuff
Rizzo
2021-12-10 22:02:30 +0000 UTCThe Albuquerque Slice of Turkey. Mascot is an especially sweaty slice of Boar's Head deli turkey.
DKuhlmann
2021-12-10 20:57:38 +0000 UTCThe Temecula Red Blends
Joe T
2021-12-10 19:36:45 +0000 UTCThe Waco Flocka Flames The Waco Casualties The Carlsbad Mammerjammers
Ian Garwood
2021-12-10 19:21:28 +0000 UTCThe Grand Forks Sporks
Turtle from Entourage
2021-12-10 19:14:14 +0000 UTCThe West Virginia Mountain Mammas
Turtle from Entourage
2021-12-10 19:07:38 +0000 UTCThe Kissimmee Butt
Turtle from Entourage
2021-12-10 19:06:21 +0000 UTCThe Golden Showers
Turtle from Entourage
2021-12-10 19:04:34 +0000 UTCThe San Diego Away and the logo is a no trespassing sign
Ian Garwood
2021-12-10 18:46:55 +0000 UTCThe Honolulu Lemons
Marcus Pooley
2021-12-10 18:36:35 +0000 UTCThe Washington Dumpster Fires 🙄
Hogbone
2021-12-10 18:23:59 +0000 UTCThe Spokane Words
Hogbone
2021-12-10 18:17:03 +0000 UTCThe Gary Paytons
Sean
2021-12-10 17:46:52 +0000 UTCThe Boulder I Hardly Know 'Ers The Charlotte Good Charlottes The El Paso Taco Seasoning Mix The Memphis In-Walkers The Long Beach Short Beach The Boise Boys
Patrick Rich
2021-12-10 17:34:26 +0000 UTCYuba City Boob’n Titty
Dylan
2021-12-10 17:14:31 +0000 UTCThe Nome Chomskys The Charlotte York-Goldenblatts The Montgomery Burns The Tallahassee Track 7's The Augusta Gloops The Oxford Commas The Reno Jeans The Fort Collins Fort Josts The Brooklyn Balls & Court
John Siegel
2021-12-10 16:52:29 +0000 UTCThe Trenton Pork Rolls. Celebrate Trenton, the birthplace of Dennis Rodman and breakfast meat/regional delicacy, Pork Roll. If you don't know, pork roll is kind of like Canadian bacon but thicker/more salty, and is really only available in the NJ/NY area, mainly eaten as a breakfast sandwich with egg and cheese. A potential nickname could be The Trenton Pork and Rolls. I am thinking the mascot could be a thick slice of pork roll as a giant face, with arms and legs coming out of it. I am from a neighboring town and this could be huge for Trenton (we used to have the Yankee's minor league team, the Trenton Thunder, but the Yankees moved them to Bridgewater, Connecticut last year).
Michael
2021-12-10 16:38:18 +0000 UTCThe St. Paul E-Girls
Lucas Hubbard
2021-12-10 15:05:58 +0000 UTCThe Sunnyside Ups (Queens County, NY)
Brian Geller
2021-12-10 14:30:53 +0000 UTCCharleston The Charleston...like the dance. SC not WV
Evan Jenkins
2021-12-10 12:38:40 +0000 UTCThe YpsilAnti Heroes
Noah McNamara
2021-12-10 09:34:40 +0000 UTCSaint Paul Blart Ball Hops. Sometimes traffic on 94 sucks and I don’t want to deal with crossing the river to Minneapolis.
Archturus
2021-12-10 06:14:24 +0000 UTCThe Chargers have left a professional-sports-team-sized hole in San Diego. But Chargers aren't a source of power, they're just a conduit. The Chargers have moved, but the source of their power remains. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the San Diego Outlets.
Ben R
2021-12-10 05:21:48 +0000 UTCMan, these comments are fun
Rizzo
2021-12-10 02:29:34 +0000 UTCThe Springfield From The Simpsons (mascots are the Simpsons, from tv, team is in Springfield Illinois)
Dalton Ritts
2021-12-10 01:41:20 +0000 UTCThe Boca Raton Grandparent Funerals
Dalton Ritts
2021-12-10 01:36:59 +0000 UTCThe Colombus Sucks
Austin Quarles
2021-12-10 00:27:46 +0000 UTCTrenton Reznors
spiderdog
2021-12-10 00:17:03 +0000 UTCThe Sante Fe Reagans
Thomas Witkowski
2021-12-09 23:58:59 +0000 UTCThe Jacksonville SeaCows Jax has manatees
Dixon Stater
2021-12-09 23:54:17 +0000 UTCThe Gilbert Arenas
Kyle Cohen
2021-12-09 23:46:29 +0000 UTCThe Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
Kyle Cohen
2021-12-09 23:45:16 +0000 UTCThe St. Paulie Shores
Joey
2021-12-09 23:41:36 +0000 UTCThe Tampa grampas
Ian Garwood
2021-12-09 23:02:30 +0000 UTCThe Lake Charles Oakleys (mascot is a basketball with sunglasses)
Lucas Hubbard
2021-12-09 22:57:54 +0000 UTCThe Windsor Knots or Windsor Half-Windsors
Ryan Dodge
2021-12-09 22:48:42 +0000 UTCThe Buford Tea Justices (I dunno a pitcher of tea with a gavel laying next to it?)
Jon Primm
2021-12-09 22:48:32 +0000 UTCThe Oyster Bay Clams
John
2021-12-09 22:43:05 +0000 UTC(Rancho) Cucamonga Cucarachas
Big Dawg
2021-12-09 22:35:30 +0000 UTCThe Shaker Heights Widths Lengths
Josh Barnett
2021-12-09 22:29:26 +0000 UTCThe Worcester Shire
David Fowler
2021-12-09 21:57:15 +0000 UTCAkron LeCommunists
Michael Weigel
2021-12-09 21:27:04 +0000 UTCTatoo, that is
Pat Hartigan
2021-12-09 20:55:55 +0000 UTCDes Plaines De Planes (like the Fantasy Island guy)
Pat Hartigan
2021-12-09 20:54:53 +0000 UTCThe Rockford Files
Pat Hartigan
2021-12-09 20:53:08 +0000 UTCThe Hammond Cheeses
Pat Hartigan
2021-12-09 20:51:51 +0000 UTCPewaukee Talkies
Ian
2021-12-09 20:43:36 +0000 UTCSaint Paul F Tompkins's Colorado Springs Breakers Thunder Bay Buddies
Brian Fastner
2021-12-09 20:38:47 +0000 UTCOr Wilkes-Barre Guillain-Barre Syndromes?
Votesh
2021-12-09 20:27:24 +0000 UTCGreensboro, NC? Was also thinking the Gate City Gatekeepers
Rachel Wieselquist
2021-12-09 20:24:37 +0000 UTCOf Springfield Oregon?
Votesh
2021-12-09 20:23:24 +0000 UTCRed Hook Ups
Ian
2021-12-09 20:18:05 +0000 UTCOooh. Brian youuuu. Got what we neeeeeed
Deena
2021-12-09 20:14:41 +0000 UTCSault Ste. Marie Condos
Ian
2021-12-09 20:13:53 +0000 UTCI love all of my fellow Flagrant Ones fans, but I'm starting to think that some of you don't actually have connections to the places you are suggesting teams for...
Josh L
2021-12-09 20:12:36 +0000 UTCThe Charleston Hestons and/or the North Charleston North Hestons
Lucas Hubbard
2021-12-09 20:05:01 +0000 UTCThe Yukon Corneliuses The Scranton Dwights The Green Bay Slippin Catchers
Danny Najjar
2021-12-09 20:02:45 +0000 UTCThe Halifax Machines
Lucas Hubbard
2021-12-09 20:02:41 +0000 UTCThe Bahama Mamas
Brian Fastner
2021-12-09 20:00:36 +0000 UTCThe Wilkes-Barre Wilkes-Booths
Josh M
2021-12-09 19:42:55 +0000 UTCThe Utah Kin-to-me. Big Mormon families means lots of kin
Josh M
2021-12-09 19:37:07 +0000 UTCThe Hamburg Ers
Ian Garwood
2021-12-09 19:25:09 +0000 UTCThe Pascagoula Gassy Poodles
Ian Garwood
2021-12-09 19:17:28 +0000 UTCMissoula Tomsulas
Oddson Tord
2021-12-09 19:11:52 +0000 UTCEugene Sploogejeans
Oddson Tord
2021-12-09 19:04:30 +0000 UTCTopeka Teaux Lickers
Cameron Arey
2021-12-09 18:55:42 +0000 UTCme too. andy cold left me on read in the twitter DMs
Pat Hartigan
2021-12-09 18:45:44 +0000 UTCThe Sydney Sweeneys - Bill Simmons' new favorite team
Chad
2021-12-09 18:45:12 +0000 UTCI will tell you from my TurboStart experience; nobody monitors the Twitter account. The old dudes in charge pay attention to Instagram and Facebook, but do not understand Twitter. The Swedish Fish social media guy acted alone. Great show as always kings.
JakeBasner
2021-12-09 18:24:41 +0000 UTCLexington Briar Jumpers. In college my friends and I made this franchise in NBA2K, with the name based on the mascot for a high school my friend grew up near. Briar Jumpers are rabbits jumping over hedges. Colors are black, pink, neon green. Colloquially the BJs.
Cory Parker
2021-12-09 18:21:34 +0000 UTCFORT WAYNE KNIGHTS
KBWordelman
2021-12-09 18:05:56 +0000 UTCAnaheim Licks
Brian Mahoney
2021-12-09 17:58:03 +0000 UTCThe Temecula Tweeters (to honor this great NBA moment, of course: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/lookit/2014/12/26/7449927/snottiedrippin-temecula-christmas-twitter-fight-kobe-bryant)
Jon Primm
2021-12-09 17:56:35 +0000 UTCBismarck Keys
Brian Mahoney
2021-12-09 17:53:53 +0000 UTCSan Francisco Treats
Brian Mahoney
2021-12-09 17:51:40 +0000 UTCThe Ft Pierce ‘D Belly Buttons
Ian Garwood
2021-12-09 17:44:28 +0000 UTCThe Spalding, NE Basketballs the Mascot is a basketball version of Mr. Met. The Orange County Oranges same Mr Met style Mascot but an orange. Team catch phrase on the Jersey: “Orange you glad you’re watching basketball”
Scott Hatch
2021-12-09 17:01:54 +0000 UTCThe Chugwater Choo Choos
Mike Smith
2021-12-09 16:55:03 +0000 UTCThe Democratic Republic of Congo Diplomatic Republican Condos
Jake Lewis
2021-12-09 16:46:52 +0000 UTCThe Ann Arbor Art Fairs
Isra
2021-12-09 16:34:14 +0000 UTCBuffalo '66
Josh L
2021-12-09 16:26:50 +0000 UTCThe Greetings from Asbury Park (formal name)
Evan McCullough
2021-12-09 16:16:49 +0000 UTCKnoxville Ten I Sees
perkisize
2021-12-09 16:06:26 +0000 UTCBuffalo Springfield
ben
2021-12-09 16:06:14 +0000 UTCI’m dumb and didn’t realize the secret NBA team stuff was going down on the patreon page. i have some potential team artwork to submit, is there an email I can send it to?
Eve K
2021-12-09 15:58:44 +0000 UTCThe Ormond Beach OBGYNs
Mike Smith
2021-12-09 15:49:34 +0000 UTCAmerica The Troops. There's no basketball without them
Maudline Wellbright
2021-12-09 15:43:49 +0000 UTCMunich Airports
Horselover Fat
2021-12-09 15:28:31 +0000 UTCAkron Spuds (Devo). A potato in sunglasses, dribbling and firing a raygun.
Horselover Fat
2021-12-09 15:26:12 +0000 UTCIn honor of the legendary hypothetical player
Dan Padley
2021-12-09 15:08:20 +0000 UTCSt Louis Louis's
Dan Padley
2021-12-09 15:07:59 +0000 UTCAlbuquerque Beef Jerky
Dan Padley
2021-12-09 15:05:43 +0000 UTCClarion Claritin Clears
kjk5382
2021-12-09 14:35:20 +0000 UTCThe Austin Powers
Mark Robinson
2021-12-09 14:21:25 +0000 UTCthe Oklahoma City Oklahoma Basketball Team
Mark Robinson
2021-12-09 14:21:15 +0000 UTCThe Los Angeles New York’s - keeps “the big apple” from creating a competing team
Jake I
2021-12-09 14:12:46 +0000 UTCThe Springfield Missouri Springfield Illinois
dan
2021-12-09 14:10:49 +0000 UTCThe Seoul Plane
HT Miller
2021-12-09 13:12:12 +0000 UTCLost my taste and smell with Diet COVID Zero. A friend playfully asked how it was because it seems like such a wild loss. I nearly broke down describing how depressing it was.
Dylan Crolly
2021-12-09 13:02:59 +0000 UTCAnd this isn’t a team submission but I think Hayes should go by Hookah Dončić now
Juan Reyes jr
2021-12-09 10:54:24 +0000 UTCThe Westchester Cheetahs (see, I’m having fun with NY names here)
Juan Reyes jr
2021-12-09 10:29:33 +0000 UTCThe Albany S’gummies [that ones just for Carl, hi Carl :•)]
Juan Reyes jr
2021-12-09 10:27:45 +0000 UTCThe Queens Gambits (chess themed team from queens, could be fun)
Juan Reyes jr
2021-12-09 10:26:24 +0000 UTCRedmond Methodmond
Ian
2021-12-09 10:19:33 +0000 UTCTupelo Uncles
Alberto Rosen
2021-12-09 10:14:19 +0000 UTCw/ TX accent, "Amarillo de Janeiros"
Ian
2021-12-09 10:10:16 +0000 UTCAkron Akons and the mascot is an acorn
Ian
2021-12-09 10:00:58 +0000 UTCWichita Tall Witches
Ian
2021-12-09 09:34:49 +0000 UTCAustin Brian Greens
Marc Davis
2021-12-09 08:47:48 +0000 UTCKalamazoo Blue Chew
Marc Davis
2021-12-09 08:41:49 +0000 UTCThe Tupelo Three Above
Ian Garwood
2021-12-09 08:37:01 +0000 UTCThe Greensboro Green Boas
Rizzo
2021-12-09 08:20:47 +0000 UTC
