Strato-Man: "I was doing my weekly fifty mile run. I came back to my truck and there were two hot broads hanging out there. They had a yellow motorcycle. I thought, just what I wanted after a run. They were ready to go man. Everything was right and I know I shouldn't have but I let them, you know..."
Minotaur: "No, I don't know. Have sex?"
Strato-Man: "Of course not. They were typicals, I'd snap them in half. So they offered to take care of me otherwise."
Minotaur: "And it worked?"
Strato-Man: "My stuff has started working again. Guess I'm ready for retirement. But, she was rough at first. I pretended to go along with it. But then they got hot and heavy."
Minotaur: "Okay, what's the point?"
Strato-Man: "I let them finish, but the whole thing was off. I knew they were up to something. So the next week, I was ready for them. Suited up and hid by the trees. They showed up, dressed like supers. I was on the first one really quick. I could've torn her head off."
Minotaur: "But you didn't?"
Strato-Man: "No, I had it under control. I wanted to capture and interrogate both of them. But the blond sprayed that stuff in my face..."
Minotaur: "And that made you?"
Strato-Man: "It made me useless. Suit or not. Everything I had went right to my...You know..." *points to his crotch*
Minotaur: "And that's it? Spray in the face, and you were done for."
Strato-Man: "I couldn't move. They mentioned to each other that if I could, let's say, help myself, I might get some strength back. I know they wanted me to hear it, but they were right. I did it, but I blacked out. I'm lucky they didn't kill me."
Minotaur: "Yea, you are. So what did they do after the run that led to this?"
Strato-Man: "I don't know really. Seemed like good fun and I knew I had agents I was dealing with."
Action Man: "They coaxed a full sample out of him. They turned it into some kind of weapon, and they used it on him."
Nova: "Is there a cure?"
Action Man: "That's our problem. You get us the spray so we can look into it. That's all."
Minotaur: "Yea, thanks..."