A nondescript letter
Added 2022-07-21 18:33:47 +0000 UTCHello, everyone! It's your favorite deity of travel here, speaking to you from beyond the twisted grasp of reality and sanity! Some of you may have noticed that I've taken over the public announcements section for a while, but worry not! I have it on good authority that this is my last entry into this segment. Sadly, the tool I had been given in the last fanmail has been... shall we say liberated from my belongings. Okay, so Terra stole it. This is why we can't have nice things, Terra! All I've got left is this one little charge, so here goes.
Anyways, I am leaving this final message to remind everyone about the next fanmail happening August 20th! Granted, our dear Writer Man seems to have come down with some kind of plague... either way, nothing I can do about that, and it should be taken care of before that time, anyways. As a reminder, the theme for this one is... birthday! For details, please refer to the last fanmail. For rules... you all know the drill by now! Send your letters in privately to us, and we'll read them out and answer all your questions. Three questions per letter, one letter per customer! See you all at the party.
...Oh no, here she comes! Cheese it!
