The Real Thing

All characters are depicted as over the age of 18.

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Legoshi was taking his time moving out of his tiny little studio, which led to no small amount of ribbing between his friends. One late afternoon as they were congregated at his home, Legoshi offered to go pick up some snacks for everyone, and left his old dorm buddies and Juno to hang out together.

After airing out some remaining critique of Legoshi's small apartment, Jack wondered aloud if Legoshi has any porn stashed anywhere. The rest of the boys laughed and waved away the notion, assuming that Legoshi was too straight-laced to keep porn around.

Juno, being in a mischievous mood, straightened up, cleared her throat delicately, and with an air of authority, said that she knew exactly where Legoshi was hiding his porn.

"Oh. Really...?" Jack said, looking around the small room, trying to spot any potential hiding places. There weren't many.

But a few seconds later, Legoshi's entire porn collection was there on the floor. Two adult magazines, freshly removed from their hiding spot under a tatami mat. The boys were not impressed.

"Maaaan, this is so Legoshi. These magazines are lame," Durham scoffed. "Softcore as hell..."

"Any bunnies in there?" Jack inquired.

The boys flipped through the magazines, which were more artsy than explicit. Juno smirked at their exasperation at the demure tastes of their wolf friend.

"Y'know..." Juno said, shifting herself into a more seductive pose. "Legoshi doesn't really need pornography. He's having his needs met... If you know what I mean."

"Oh, yeah," said Collot. "Isn't he bangin' that bunny chick...?"

Juno bristled. "No, he... ugh! Nevermind... Have you guys ever even seen a real-life girl naked?"

"Yeah," said Collot.

He glanced at the other boys, who remained bashfully silent. "Wow, really guys?"

"We don't all have the magic touch like you, Collot..." Jack said sourly, continuing to flip through Legoshi's copy of Tustler.

The boy's attention returned back to the magazines. Juno pouted, annoyed that they would rather flip through magazines they didn't even like rather than pay attention to her: A real, actual cute girl! Well, Legoshi said she was cute...

"Do you... want to?"

"Huh?" said Jack, looking up.

"Do you want to see a girl naked?" Juno said, looking away.

The boys looked at each other wide-eyed, and then back at her. "Um... sure...?" said Jack. "But do you mean, uh..."

Juno turned around, flipped up her dress, intent on showing exactly what she meant.

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The "Tustler" cover is based on the June 1979 issue of Hustler that I found while looking up adult magazine covers for inspiration. Check it out:

Enjoy!