The last time Hank gave one of those old 90's Japanese dating sims a try, he had a horrifying experience... but then woke up the next morning unharmed, and the CD he had put into his computer had no data on it whatsoever, let alone any depictions of frightening yet well-endowed unicorn boyfriends.
He wrote it off as a bad dream, and once again scoured for another old dating sim, one that might not be a rip-off. He ended up scoring another one, this time starring a burly shark boyfriend as the main goal. But this one was also a disappointment, as he couldn't even get the game to run... but it did come with a gimmick to push sales: the shark's outfit.
After his fifth attempt to make the game compatible with his modern system, he gave up and went right for the outfit, as it appealed to his predilection of cosplay. He trotted out to Dan in the full (although very revealing) attire, hoping it might encourage him to bend him over. Although he wouldn't dare voice that hope out loud... one must keep up appearances, after all.
The outfit did bring out the beast, as it were, but not the beast Hank imagined.
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