Draconic Impact Chapter 36

Edited by: Priapus

It has been quite some time since I’ve done any adventurer work. Naturally, because I’ve wiped out most monsters and bandits in Mondstadt, all that was left were casual delivery or gathering quests. Nothing too exciting or worth the trouble, as slaying quests are what pays well.

However, I’ve left the other regions untouched during my little ‘massacre,’ seeing no reason to solve this world’s problem so early in my vacation. Besides, I’d level up too quickly, and that’s no good. There wouldn’t be any challenge left for me to conquer, and the itch is only becoming harder to ignore, especially after my half-assed battle against Xiao.

But I digress.

“There are a lot more people here than I thought…” Eula mentions walking next to me as we approach the adventurer guild’s kiosk. “Were there always that many adventurers? I even recognize a few.”

Their presence is most definitely more prominent, particularly among those of Liyue and Mondstadt descent. I suppose it makes sense. Ever since I cleared out Mondstadt of any good quests, most adventurers in that region have migrated to Liyue, as it’s the closest. The rest are either too far, like Inazuma, Sumeru, and Natlan, or too dangerous, like Snezhnaya. Though I suppose Fontaine is a choice as well.

Regardless, perhaps I should slow down a little. Although I am trying to catch up to and surpass Lumine’s rank, I’d feel sorry for these adventurers if I put them out of business. Sucks to suck, yes, but, well, I try to be nice. Then again, some of these monsters do somehow ‘spawn’ back after a while, I’ve realized, and I’ve yet to figure out how they do it and how to stop it.

After all, these Hilichurls do not procreate. They do not have ‘females’ nor do they seem interested in capturing and breeding human women. Seemingly, they just show up one day, gather around to form a small tribe, and then build a small camp somewhere in the wild. Is someone making them? Are they a constant in the world like sickness or death? If so, what do they represent?

It’s ever so mildly interesting to think about, but I’m not interested enough to investigate.

So, ultimately, I doubt adventurers will be out of business for too long, even assuming I do wipe out all the monsters in the world. It’d be like giving them an involuntary vacation, for better or for worse. But even with my ability to fly, that’s too much work. The only obligation I’m willing to honor is protecting Mondstadt, as per my contract with Jean.

“It is a popular profession for a reason,” I respond. “Perhaps you’ll understand once you join.”

“I suppose…” She mumbles. “But I don’t understand. What is the difference between this and being a knight or a Millelith? Isn’t there more honor in serving your nation?”

“That is true,” I reply. “However, as a knight, you are bound to your nation. You must follow specific instructions and orders from your higher-ups that do not exist for adventurers. As an adventurer, you are free to do what you wish.”

“That’s the answer most other adventurers give me when I ask them about it.” She says with a nod. “But does it not feel aimless?”

“It is freedom that these adventurers are ultimately looking for,” I respond. “And aimlessness will always be a part of it. To them, that is what makes it exciting.”

Eula pauses for a moment before asking me another question.

“Is that why you became an adventurer, too?”

“Hmm, well, freedom is important to me, but no, not really.” I shake my head. “The work pays well, and it’s most suited for me. After all, I can fly and clear out quests far faster than the typical adventurer.”

“And you’re strong enough to handle yourself.” She hums. “It makes sense that you, of all people, would pick the easiest option to earn a living.”

“Wouldn’t everyone?”

“Maybe,” Eula says. “But then you go out of your way to get employed by a little girl to sell alcoholic beverages. You don’t make sense sometimes.”

“Haha, okay, you got me.” I chuckle. “The truth is, I’m mainly motivated by whatever I think is amusing at the moment.”

Eula opens her mouth to respond, but no word comes out of her mouth. She pauses to think about what I said for a moment, frowns, then gives me a look of disapproval mixed with a bit of understanding.

“That explains a lot…” She mumbles before raising an eyebrow. “But I don’t get what’s so amusing about that specifically. Isn’t it just more work for you?” 

“You will understand soon enough.”

“R-right…” She clears her throat, looking very concerned for a split second. “Regardless, you’re a lot more experienced than I in this field, so I’ll be relying on you from now on. I hope that’s okay.”

That’s practically permitting me to mess with her as much as I want.

“Of course. I’d be honored.”

Her expression turns into one of gratitude, but she says nothing. Once we make it to the small kiosk, I stop and blink once the receptionist’s familiar eyes meet mine, and with a ladylike bow, she greets us politely.

“Ad astra abyssosque!” Katheryne says with a smile. “Welcome, adventurer! How can I help you today?”

“Ah, Ms. Katheryne. What are the odds?” I hum. “Since when have you relocated to the Liyue branch?”

“Hmm?” She tilts her head in mild confusion, which only confuses me. “But I’ve always worked here?”

…I knew she was odd, but this feels a bit too ‘out there.’ Even Eula looks perplexed.

“Have you forgotten?” I blink. “You’ve registered me as an adventurer back in Mondstadt.”

Instead of denying it further, Katheryne’s eyes light up in realization.

“Ah, I see. Apologies for the confusion.” She says before giggling. “But you must’ve mistaken me for the Katheryne in Mondstadt.”

“Excuse me?” Eula’s eyes narrow. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“There are other Katherynes?” I ask.

“Correct.” She confirms. “Each adventurer guild branch in every region is manned by its own Katheryne.”

Very strange. I had my suspicions that she was some sort of artificial lifeform, but this pretty much confirms it. She is either a robot, a golem, or a biological clone of some kind. I don’t know why one would do this. Or, well, I suppose it’s far more cost-efficient, isn’t it? Artificial life like this usually doesn’t need to be paid, after all.

It’s either this, or this whole adventurer business is merely a front to gather information on potential recruits or threats. Quite elaborate, but surprisingly effective, seeing how popular this guild has become. But that can’t be true.

Not sure why they’d use the same model for all kiosks, though. Wouldn’t that be a lot more suspicious? Eh. Frankly, I don’t care enough to investigate, so I’ll just ignore it.

“I see.” I nod, pointing at Eula. “Then, could you please register her as a new adventurer? I can vouch for her.”

“Certainly!” Liyue Katheryne nods, taking a handbook and a pen from under the desk before glancing at my partner. “May I have your full name and age, please?”

“Wait, we’re just going to ignore this?!” Eula questions in incredulity.

“I see no reason to dwell on pointless things,” I reply.

“There’s nothing pointless about this.” She argues. “It’s another Katheryne that looks exactly like the one in Mondstadt. Don’t you think that’s weird?”

“Well, on the bizarre scale, it’s only a three out of ten.” I shrug. Then I shake my head with an exaggerated sigh. “You can’t expect to be a good adventurer if you let simple things like this catch you off guard, Eula. You have to get used to even weirder things, you know.”

“You just don’t feel like thinking about it too much…” She accuses me in an exasperated manner. “…Whatever.”

She then addresses the patient Katheryne with an even tone.

“Eula Lawrence. Twenty-two years old.”

“Do you have any experience in a similar type of work? If so, for how long?”

“I was an active knight for five years.”

“Do you possess a vision? If so, what element?”

“A Cryo Vision.” She nods, showing it to the receptionist.

“I see…” Katheryne writes everything down. “Thank you for answering my questions, Ms. Lawrence, and welcome to the Adventurer Guild!”

Eula blinks as she gets her badge from the receptionist.

“That’s it?” She mumbles in surprise. “I thought this was going to take a lot longer…”

“That was my reaction when I joined as well.” I snort. Not that I’d complain. “Are there any monster-hunting commissions we can take?”

“Certainly! There is a tribe of Hilichurls in Lingju Pass west of here, harassing travelers and merchants.” She explains. “A Stonehide Lawachurl was spotted leading them, and they’ve tamed a few Geovishap Hatchlings. I’m aware of your flawless record, Mr. Crimson, but please do be careful.”

“You have nothing to worry about.” I wave off her concerns before walking away with Eula. “So what is it like? Being on your first official commission?”

Eula doesn’t answer me immediately, staring at the adventurer badge in her hands.

“To be honest, I never thought I’d trade my knight badge for an adventurer one.” She mutters, but then she gives me a genuine smile. “It’s strange, but I don’t hate it.”

“I am glad,” I respond. “Hopefully, you’ll come to love it soon. I imagine there would be nothing more fulfilling than being free as the wind.”

“Hopefully.” Eula agrees. Then, she pauses for a few moments, pockets the badge, and speaks in a sincere tone. “I know it might be too early to say this, but I think I made the right choice leaving Mondstadt.”

Albeit pleased, Eula’s face goes red, and her voice goes quiet whilst playing with a lock of her hair.

“Thank you for inviting me to come with you, Crimson.”

That’s cute.

“The pleasure is all mine, love.”

“You there.”

Interrupting our sweet moment, there in front of us stands that purple lady from a few days ago, making us stop in our tracks. The one that I gifted a bottle of wine— I believe her name was Keqing, wasn’t it? She is the Yuheng of the Qixing or something along those lines.

I am not very good with Chinese names.

“Ah, Ms. Keqing.” I bow respectfully. “To what do I owe the pleasure?”

Eula, who looked visibly annoyed at the interruption for a moment, freezes up as that name leaves my mouth. Naturally, she recognizes the name of one of the leaders of Liyue and promptly straightens up in her presence.

“The pleasure is mine, Mr. Crimson.” She responds with equal respect, though she does not even crack a smile as her eyes dart to Eula. “And you must be Eula Lawrence, Favonius Captain of the Reconnaissance Company.”

“Formerly, Ms. Keqing,” Eula says. “I’m a knight no more.”

“So I’ve heard.” Once again, her eyes land on me. Suspicious. Intrigued. Somewhat anxious. Interesting. I wonder what she figured out? “Back then, when we first met, I thought you were nothing more than a humble merchant. I never once thought I was in the presence of the fastest-growing adventurer in Teyvat.”

“I do not care for boasting,” I shrug. “Now, then. How may I help you? If you’re here for a Nine Lives product, then we can arrange something at a later date.”

“I’ve overheard you taking a commission from the guild—taking care of a Lawachurl-led tribe.” She says. “I’d like to accompany you.”

“Oh?” I raise an eyebrow. “Any reason why?”

Keqing pauses for a moment before responding.

“Perhaps you are unaware, but for the longest time in Liyue, dragons have represented wealth and power. Whether for good or bad, they have always been the ultimate symbols of strength.” She explains, fearlessly staring into my eyes. “I am simply curious and wish to confirm whether our belief is accurate regarding the real thing.”

Although Eula looks visibly nervous about Keqing knowing my true identity, I can't help but smile wider. It’s her polite way of saying something along the lines of ‘you’re a potential threat and I want to monitor you to make sure you aren’t.’

She is bold and very straightforward. I like that.

“How can I argue with that?” I reply. “Welcome aboard.”

I like that a lot.

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– Keqing –

Admittedly, she hadn’t been sure what to expect when she’d approached the human-looking dragon. Although Keqing had already spoken to him once, that was before she’d learned of his true identity. A dragon, the adepti had called him—an actual, living dragon. So very few of them existed that they could be counted on one hand. And as far as she knew, none of them looked like regular humans. So, it was safe to say that she was still not entirely convinced.

However, this was no excuse to let this alleged dragon run around her province unmonitored. She had to ensure he posed no threat to Liyue. By simply observing him closely, Keqing hoped she’d be able to figure out his intentions, and so far, he had yet to do or say anything suspicious. However, she supposed that perhaps it helped that a former Favonius knight was with him.

Before approaching Crimson, she had made a quick background check on her own, realizing that he was actually an adventurer. Relatively high-ranking as well, having reached rank 39 in just a little over a month. An impressive feat to be sure. It certainly supported the idea that he was as strong as a mythical being.

Despite that, while not outright saying it to his face, Keqing tried to be transparent. She was aware of his alleged heritage, made sure he knew, and promptly requested to join him and the knight lady on their hunt. In an attempt to perhaps catch him off guard, but all that had done was make him look at her in mild interest. He didn’t become nervous, nor did he care that she knew what he was. Moreso amused.

A reaction she certainly had not expected. Did he seriously not care that she knew? Had he perhaps expected her to know that? Honestly, she wasn’t sure how to feel about this, so she reserved her judgment for now. What she could say for sure was that Crimson was an odd individual.

After all, why would someone like him waste his time working for a small business? Definitely not for money. High-ranking adventurers can get rich very easily, and if his record was anything to go by, then he should be very wealthy. Power? No, that didn’t make sense either. He was – allegedly – a dragon, and somehow has a former Favonius captain following him around everywhere.

Perhaps political power was what he was after? Although Keqing had heard a rumor that he had recently gotten married to the Acting Grandmaster in Mondstadt…

Walking a few paces behind him on the road, Keqing stared at his back in curiosity, hand resting on the pommel of her sword. Concern over his intentions aside, she did find him relatively interesting as a person. Considering Liyue’s image of what dragons were and what they symbolized, she’d expected him to be a lot more… pompous. More bombastic and aggressive.

On the road to their destination, Crimson led the conversation. Whether he spoke about his homeland or offered them a random, bizarre premise to discuss, Keqing remained silent and listened very intently. He behaved very differently from what she had expected of a dragon. Far more human.

True, he clearly held himself in pride; there was no denying that. But he was also very relaxed, almost too casual. Well-mannered yet quite playful with how he treated the lady knight next to him. Despite her somewhat feisty attitude.

“The first option, obviously,” Eula answered his premise. “Why would anyone willingly choose to be dumb?”

Drawn away from the lovely setting sun, Keqing stared at the two in front of her.

“Why would you willingly choose to be unhappy?” He replied.

“That’s not the question.” She argued.

“Perhaps not, but think about how difficult life would be if you were the only genius in the entire world.” He argued. “You’d be relied on to do everything. Every responsibility will fall on your shoulders, and everyone around you will just make your job harder, intentionally or not.”

“The alternative is to be belittled and mocked by everyone instead.”

It was a silly premise, all things considered. Would you rather be a genius in a world of idiots or an idiot in a world of geniuses? A fun thought exercise, perhaps, but pointless, which was why Keqing hadn’t bothered to interject. Rather intriguing that a supposed wise and powerful dragon would come up with it, though.

She was mainly interested in Crimson’s response and reasoning.

“True, but if my only worry is other people being mean to me, then I’d say I’m ultimately happy, no?” He said with a shrug, sounding rather lazy. “Everything else would be taken care of by others in a functioning world.”

Keqing frowned slightly. Not out of dissatisfaction. More so out of confusion.

…Is he really a dragon? She wondered.

“Of course, you’d take the easy option.” She huffed with a roll of her eyes. “You just want others to think for you. Is there no limit to your indolence?”

“No, there is thought put behind my decision this time.” Crimson denied. This time? “After all, you wouldn’t trust an idiot leader with weapons of mass destruction, would you?”

Eula opened her mouth to argue, but then closed it once no words came out. On the other hand, Keqing raised an eyebrow at such an odd point, thought about it for one more second, and realized that he was correct. Suspending her disbelief for a moment and ignoring the ‘weapons of mass destruction’ comment, assuming someone like Ningguang was an idiot, then she could do untold harm to Liyue and probably the other provinces as well, considering her wealth and influence.

“As an individual, things would be easy for you. It would be easy to earn wealth. It would be easy to become powerful. It would be easy to even rule the world, but it does not change the fact that a world filled only with idiots is a world that cannot function for too long.” He added, smiling at Eula. “Besides, does it not sound exhausting to be unable to trust anyone but yourself?”

“So what, was this some kind of a trick question?” She responded with an accusing tone.

“Not at all. I’ve only given you my argument for my decision, and I’m open to being convinced otherwise.” Crimson shook his head before glancing back at her. “You’ve been silent since the beginning of our journey, Ms. Keqing. Care to share your thoughts?”

After a short pause, she responded.

“Your logic is sound. I fail to see any flaws in it.” She said. “I wouldn’t trust a fool to lead my nation either, and there’s nothing more dangerous than a powerful idiot who thinks they’re a genius. If sacrificing my own intelligence and agency leads to an objectively better world, then so be it.”

She was already willing to give her life up for Liyue’s sake. How would this be any different?

“See?” He grinned at Eula. “She agrees, as well.”

Displeased, the former knight huffed again, almost pouting in response.

“Whatever.” She mumbled. “You just want to make me sound like an idiot, you cretin. I will have vengeance.”

“Of course, you will.” Crimson only chuckled at that, not taking her threat seriously. “You know, I presented this premise to my twin sister once, and she picked the first option as well. When I asked why, she said it couldn’t be any harder than having to deal with me.”

Eula snickered in amusement.

“I still think about that moment very fondly.” He added.

“Fondly?”

“Annoying her gives me life.”

“Of course…”

…

…I just don’t see it. Keqing thought. I suppose some wisdom is there, but…

He still did not act like how she expected a dragon to act. At all. She hadn’t even considered that he’d have a family, either. So that was more than one dragon confirmed. Allegedly. Frankly, she was starting to believe that less and less, even with the adepti’s confirmation. They are not infallible—they could have been tricked or something.

After a few more minutes of conversation, the three arrived at their destination. From their vantage point on the hill, they looked down on Lingju Pass—a small lake flowing into a waterfall, adjacent to an ancient ruin that served as the monsters' home. It was too close to the main road leading to Liyue Harbor, posing a problem that needed to be addressed as soon as possible.

A few dozen Hilichurls, some Mitachurls, and the ever-imposing Lawachurl leading this small tribe. Admittedly, even a small garrison of Millelith would have trouble against this. However, instead of showing any hint of concern, Crimson’s smile didn’t budge as he hummed in thought.

“I’ll deal with the big one.” He said, looking at Eula. “Think I can rely on you to handle the rest?”

Now that was what Keqing was looking for. Seeing what this so-called dragon was truly capable of.

“Why can’t I fight the Lawachurl?” She questioned with a frown. “You fought it last time. It’s my turn now.”

“Now, now, in what world would I let my adorable little junior take on something as dangerous as that?” He responded with a teasing tone. “That wouldn’t be very responsible of me now, would it? You’re still a rank one adventurer, Eula.”

“Since when did you care about being responsible?” She scoffed. “Don’t be ridiculous. You know I can defeat it on my own.”

“That may be so, but protocols exist for a reason. Probably.” He said. “And I, as the higher-ranking adventurer, have made my decision.”

“I doubt you even know what sort of protocols exist.”

“Less arguing. More obeying orders.” He shut her down with a smug smirk. “Orders from your superior, may I remind you?”

No strategy, no nothing? Simply deciding who gets to kill what? Keqing thought, not so sure about this anymore. They’re treating it like it’s a game…

“Why you…” Eula scowled before clicking her tongue in frustration, drawing her greatsword. “Fine. I hope the damned thing eats you whole.”

Seeing that was when Keqing realized something crucial.

“Wait, where’s your weapon?” She asked Crimson as Eula slid down to the ground. “And I see you don’t have a Vision either. How are you supposed to defend yourself?”

“I need neither of those things. I am a dragon, remember?” He replied, looking her up and down, noticing the grip on the handle of her blade. “And I’m sure you do not need to be told this, but you’re under no obligation to help us. Handling threats like these is an adventurer’s job.”

“I’m inclined to disagree.” She said, unsheathing her sword. “Maintaining Liyue’s safety is my obligation as the Yuheng.”

“So you say.” His smile widened. “Then you can make yourself useful by taking some pressure off Eula. Do try to keep up.”

With that playful provocation, Crimson dropped down to the ground, gracefully landing and casually walking toward the Hilichurl camp. They hadn’t bothered to sneak up on the monsters or catch them by surprise in any meaningful way, as Eula’s charge quickly alerted them. As she simply charged forward and cleaved the nearest Hilichurl in half, the rest of the camp were already fighting back.

Keqing wasn’t very impressed with their strategy – or lack thereof – and with a frustrated sigh, slid down the hill to help them. Her Electro Vision glowed a fierce, purple hue once a target was within her line of sight. With how Hilichurls usually fought, they relied on pure numbers to overwhelm their opponents. After all, they barely knew how to use a crossbow and only flailed their clubs and axes around, hoping they’d hit something eventually.

Naturally, this meant that dancing around their attacks was child’s play for Keqing. With swift steps and no movement wasted, she deflected, blocked, and avoided while dishing out one-hit kills, striking their vitals and ending their lives with barely any effort. Sparks of electricity danced around her, zapping the incoming monsters and keeping them at bay.

Unintentionally, of course. Had it been in her hands, she would’ve thrown the stupid Vision away. In fact, she’d tried that once upon a time. After all, Keqing was proud of the skills she had built as a swordswoman. She’d spent countless hours of practice with Millelith and hunting dozens of beasts on her own. She did not need or want some ‘blessing’ to prove her own worth.

Unfortunately, Visions tend to find their way back to their users somehow.

Still, she had to admit that, despite her skill and experience as one of Liyue’s top fighters, she wasn’t confident enough to say she could defeat that many monsters even with these two’s help, much less on her own. That’s why she had initially been completely puzzled and worried about their reckless approach to an otherwise very dangerous mission.

What the hell is she made of? Keqing thought in utter shock as she watched the former knight tearing through Hilichurls like they were nothing.

Even as tens of Hilichurls, with the help of the superior Mitachurls, tried to attack the blue-haired adventurer all at once, she’d simply freeze them all with a powerful burst of Cryo energy, before annihilating them with a mix of grace not unlike hers and brute strength she’d only seen from Beidou. She was swinging that gigantic greatsword around like it weighed nothing more than a feather, yet did not let a single attack land on her, dancing around with nearly peerless elegance.

Since when did Mondstadt have warriors like that? She’d known that Eula Lawrence was one of their brightest, but to such an absurd level?

Despite her surprise, Keqing was focused, knowing that losing poise at a time like this would be a death sentence. And as her blade cut through a few more Hilichurl necks, she felt curious enough to glance at her other companion, wondering what he was doing.

Strangely enough, he wasn’t showing any of his supposed ‘draconic might’ as she had expected. Rather, he kept slowly walking toward the giant Stonehide Lawachurl, who was… stepping back. Fearfully. Keqing couldn’t tell— after all, these monsters always wore masks that obscured their faces, but she could almost see it trembling.

She’d seen scared Hilichurls before. She’d even caused some of them to run away in a prior expedition with some of the Millelith. But to see the strongest of their tribe cowering like that in front of a simple man whose hands were in his pockets? That wasn’t something you’d see every day.

Then, after a few seconds of watching this odd scene play out, she saw one of the beasts rush toward Crimson from behind, aiming to strike him in his blind spot. The adventurer hadn’t indicated that he was aware of the approaching Mitachurl, prompting Keqing to act. Her Vision shimmered, releasing a burst of Electro energy that momentarily stunned the Hilichurls around her, prompting her to dash forward toward the alleged dragon and slit the throat of the Mitachurl just before it could swing its axe.

That was close… She thought before frowning.

Keqing wanted to chastise him for not paying attention and turned toward him to do just that, only for him to effortlessly catch a crossbow bolt one inch away from hitting his head right in front of her. The words died in her throat once he snapped the bolt in two, realizing that he was mindful of his surroundings.

She couldn’t even see his arm moving…

“I appreciate the concern, Ms. Keqing.” He said, glancing at her.

However, that was when the cowering Lawachurl decided to strike, rushing in toward Crimson with a roar and throwing its massive fist at him.

“Look out—?!”

Just before she could get him out of the way of the monster’s attack that would surely flatten him, Crimson raised his hand, caught the beast’s fist, and stopped it right in its tracks. The ground beneath them shattered, dust and debris flew everywhere, but Crimson didn’t even budge an inch. It was the Lawachurl that seemed more damaged, as it quickly retracted its arm with a pained grunt.

“—But I can take care of myself.” He added with a grin

Keqing blinked a few times, taking a step back as the glow of her Vision died down. She met Crimson’s gaze with wide eyes, silently asking how. Because how? Without the help of a weapon or a Vision, he’d effortlessly blocked the attack of a monster more than three times his size.

A sight so absurd, Keqing didn’t think she would forget it any time soon

“Now, as for you…” He addressed the giant monster. “I doubt you’ll surprise me with anything new, so I suppose I’ll have to end this quickly.”

Almost as if it understood what he said, the Lawachurl tried to get away before Crimson moved faster than even Keqing could comprehend, a strong gust of wind following suit. In the next instant, the beast lost its right leg, falling forward on its remaining knee.

Keqing remained quiet as Crimson’s nails—no, his claws dripped with the monster’s blood. The entire time, his expression hadn’t changed. The same relaxed smile that seemed almost permanently etched on his face. She couldn’t tell if he was enjoying this or not; however, he kept true to his word as he approached the downed monster, raised his leg, and brought it down, crushing the Lawachurl’s head with an axe kick.

Crimson dragged his foot across the ground to wipe the blood off his shoe, then turned to look at her once more.

“Convinced?” He asked with a knowing smirk.

Keqing said nothing. She’d seen it for herself, and after that display of incredible strength, she’d be delusional to dismiss the adepti’s claims. Sure, perhaps he didn’t act like how she expected a dragon to act.

But he sure as hell had the might of one.

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– Crimson –

Having walked for this quest rather than flown, night fell before we could make it back to the city. Not that I mind, of course. I like camping, and I only fly for these quests simply to avoid monotony, but with someone journeying alongside me, I have no reason not to take the long way. Eula is an entertaining individual, and the more open she becomes, the more she gives in conversations.

While she was becoming less and less feisty, a trait I love about her, she is becoming more loving to make up for it. Far more comfortable sharing her true emotions. That is a trade I’m willing to make, because not only does it make her adorable, but being responsible for that shift in her personality makes me feel very proud of myself. So why would I unnecessarily avoid interacting with her? Really, so what if I took the long way? It’s not as if I’m in a hurry.

Moreover, we have an interesting guest this time around.

I stare at the Yuheng sitting on the opposite side of the campfire, seeming quite deep in thought. Keqing is different. Or, more accurately, not the type of person I thought she would be. For someone who is clearly very young, she’s relatively intelligent. Careful. A ‘I’ll only believe it once I see it with my own eyes’ type of skeptic. Most of the time, politically powerful young people come in two flavors. Very arrogant and very naive.

She is neither. Instead, she is a very proactive individual, and that is something I can admire. Additionally, I like straightforward and simple people. They are the best.

After we’ve fully wiped out the tribe, Keqing had very quickly gotten over the shock of seeing a ‘very normal person’ achieve impossible feats of strength, either due to stoicism or the idea that she regularly deals with similarly powerful individuals like the adepti. Regardless, I was impressed. Last time I did something like this, I turned a woman into a paranoid lunatic and another woman obsessed with defeating me.

It was amusing seeing her silently doubt my draconic heritage, though I do not blame her. I don’t look like a dragon, for one, and despite my heritage, I was primarily raised as a human for the most part, with a complicated childhood. Watching her realize what I’m capable of was the highlight of my day for sure.

Mostly the dragon in me speaking, but demonstrating my strength to others will never get old.

Though watching her spiral out of control like a certain acting grandmaster would’ve gotten old. Thankfully, Keqing hasn’t shown that type of reaction. Not yet, at least. She does seem far more thoughtful than what I’d call paranoid. She hadn’t spoken a word since we left Lingju Pass.

“Hah…” I sigh, drawing her and Eula’s attention as I look up at the moon. “Right now is a prime time to have a drink or two. Shame I didn’t bring any with me.”

“Right?” Eula agrees. “I could kill for a pint of beer right about now.”

“Any drink would do,” I reply. “Though I’d prefer something stronger. Vodka, perhaps.”

Expectedly, Keqing says nothing. She’s just shy. I’m sure she only needs a little push.

“What about you, Ms. Keqing?” I address her.

“Hm?” She blinks.

“What kind of alcohol do you prefer?” I ask her. “I remember you picked the wine during your taste test. Am I right to assume that’s your favorite?”

She pauses and hesitates for a moment, but not out of suspicion or anything like that. She was more caught off guard than anything. Cute.

“…No. I was technically still on the job, and wine is just the safe option.” She shakes her head. “To be honest, I’m not a fan of alcohol in general, but if I had to pick, then I suppose I don’t mind whiskey all that much.”

“Ah, whiskey. A wonderful choice.” I nod in approval. Reminds me to send my mother a sample of Diona’s. Whiskey is her favorite. “I knew I saw something special in you.”

That seemed to have caught her attention as she tilted her head.

“What’s this supposed to mean?”

“It means he’s interested in you and is currently trying to seduce you,” Eula says bluntly. Despite the direct accusation, Keqing’s cheeks reddened, eyebrows shooting up in surprise. “You should run away. Nothing good ever comes out of being entangled in his love life.”

“Are you telling her that because you’re afraid of competition?” I reply.

“It’s not like that!” Eula vehemently denies, quickly becoming embarrassed. “I’m just trying to protect her from becoming your plaything.”

“So you can hoard me all for yourself?” I furrow my brows. “Since when were you the jealous type, Eula?”

“Stop! You don’t get to turn this on me!”

“S-so you had that kind of relationship all along…” Keqing mumbles, making Eula look at her. “Forgive me for asking, but isn’t trying to seduce other women while in a relationship a bad thing?”

Both Eula and I remain silent at such an incredibly absurd question. Why would she—ah…

So she is naive—just that kind of naive.

I suppose it makes sense. I can’t expect her to be perfect.

…Scratch that, this only makes her more adorable.

“Hmph, well, yes.” Eula scoffs, quickly getting over it. “But Mr. Playboy over here can’t keep it in his pants for longer than five minutes. Really, he couldn’t even hold himself back from sleeping with my best friend, even after we had our date.”

“So it was a date.”

“Not the point!”

“Sure, sure. Well, Amber was a curious soul. Someone had to teach her the ropes.” I half-heartedly defend myself. “Besides, she came onto me first. I couldn’t possibly break her heart by rejecting her, could I?”

“You’re a scumbag.” Eula growls. However, her tone is more exasperated than anything. “Irredeemable. Vengeance will be mine.”

“I-I didn’t mean to intrude on your relationship.” Keqing quickly says. “I apologize if my question was insensitive. I was only wondering if it was normal to try to seduc— I mean, court someone else even though you already have someone.”

That implies it’s not illegal to have multiple wives in Liyue.

“Oh, it’s alright. And don’t let her fool you.” I wave off her concerns. “Eula is deeply in love with me.”

“Shut up!” Eula squeaks.

“See? She’s not denying it.”

“I— you— ughh!” She groans, gets up, and walks away. “Whatever. This is stupid, and I’m going to sleep.”

I chuckle at her adorable reaction. She may be more docile when we’re alone, but add a third person, and she’s suddenly back to her older self. It’s both cute and funny.

“…I apologize, Mr. Crimson.” Keqing suddenly says. “I’m afraid I can’t accept your courtship at the moment.”

“For sure. I doubt someone in your position would even have the time.” I wave it off. Again, I’m not in a hurry. I’ll have you eventually. “Not when considering the current state of Liyue. What with Rex Lapis passing away.”

This caused her apologetic expression to twitch before changing into a serious frown. She hesitates for a moment, then works up the courage to speak.

“I’m going to be forthright with you, Mr. Crimson,” Keqing says. “What are you here for truly?”

“Pardon me?”

“You are a dragon—a mighty being of untold power.” She explains. “As such, you remain a possible threat to Liyue. However, I do not wish to jump to conclusions, which is why I’m asking you about your intentions. What are you hoping to achieve here?”

‘Forthright’ is putting it lightly…

But as I said, I like this.

“For me to answer this question, you must understand that I, like the Traveler, come from a different world,” I answer, ever so slightly twisting the truth. “And I came to Teyvat for one thing only: To have a good time.”

“A good time?” She parrots.

“I am on vacation.” I clarify. “Teyvat is in no way anything special, but it is a breath of fresh air, and so far, I’m enjoying myself.”

She remains silent.

“Ultimately, the only thing that motivates me is my own self-pleasure. Delicious food, good drinks, and beautiful women. The simple things in life.” I shrug. “I care not for destruction or amassing power. I have enough of it back home, and I see no reason to bend this world to my will.”

“You’re a hedonist.” She states.

“A proud one.” I snort. “So if you are worried I’m some sort of threat, then don’t be. As long as you don’t give me a reason to be your enemy, then I’ll stay out of your way. In fact, I’d even lend you a hand if you ask nicely.”

Keqing takes a moment to process my answer, looking almost in disbelief, but not quite dismissing me as a liar.

“I see.” She says. “Thank you for answering me.”

“Oh?” I lean forward, interested. “You believe me?”

“No, not entirely.” Keqing shakes her head. “However, you’ve not done anything to make me think you’re in Liyue for anything malicious. At least not yet.”

I don’t say anything.

“Until there’s evidence to suggest maliciousness from you, then I’m inclined to believe you.” She adds. “But you will be monitored, Mr. Crimson. You may be innocent, but you are still a possible threat, and I take the safety of my people very seriously. I want to make this clear.”

“Understandable.” I nod. “After all, I’ve not done anything to earn your trust.”

“Precisely, and I am glad to see you understand.” She says. “I think you are an interesting individual, but I’m afraid I can’t take any chances.”

“Though, by telling me all of this…” I offer. “Wouldn’t it make me a lot more guarded?”

“All the more evidence that indicates malice.” She smiles. “After all, if you’re not an enemy, then you’d have nothing to hide.”

Not quite the way I’d go about something like this, but I suppose I can understand her point of view. Really, all she’s doing right now is laying out traps, hoping one would catch me if I were an enemy. Smart, but quite reckless of her as well. After all, she has seen what I’m capable of. She knows she stands no chance if I decide to kill her.

And yet decides to poke the bear regardless.

She’s bold, comically blunt, and so very fun.

I like her a lot.