Now Hiring: Looner's Collection pt. 4

Here is the new part of Looner's Collection, where we finally get to the meat of this particular story, Looner revealing himself to the party at large. Lots of shrinking (since that his is goal, after all) and other fun TFs. Enjoy and as always leave comments.

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Clowntopia: Now Hiring
Looner's Collection: Pt. 4

by Hugo Prosperio and Inspired by Novadehedgehog

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Looner wore his usual smirk as he glanced at his latest work. After creating the little cherry for the drink, he had found a very tipsy girl looking for her next beverage and he offered her the cocktail with no questions. It didn’t take long after drinking to see what Looner had done. The juice from the tiny cherry he had made had a major effect on the girl, her skin turning red and her body blowing up to a round ball in a matter of moments. She was basically a five foot tall  cherry now, her hair having turned green and swirled up in a silly stem looking style. She giggled and burped a bit, a glob of red liquid pouring out of her mouth, which Looner caught with the cup. “Now you can serve up sweet drinks all night.” he said as he patted her huge belly and set the drink down as he made his way to the main center of activity of the party. 

Here he spotted Ryan the clown he had first created, along with his friend who was playing music for the crowd. Most had not noticed these two, nor Sloshy, the wobbling drunk clown next to Ryan, but were just enjoying the company of their friends, the pumping music, and the drinks. Looner made his way to the center of the room and clapped his hands, which made the whole room fall silent. 

“Evening, friends.” he said simply. “I am here to provide you with the entertainment for this evening’s festivities. My name is Looner the Clown, and I have come to give you all the gift of merriment, mirth, and magic.” 

“Magic?” said one partygoer, a young woman with long brown hair that hung to the small of her back. She pursed her lips. “Like pulling a rabbit out of a hat.” she said. 

He looked her over, wearing a tight t-shirt that hugged her breasts, showing off how large they were, and she wore tight jean shorts that were high on her waist, showing off how skinny it was and how wide her hips and ass were. 

“Well, I can do that, but I prefer to do much more amazing things, things that people would never believe, but the truth of the matter is that it is real magic.” 

“Right. Real magic.” she said with a scoff. 

“Well, I could manage a hat trick, but I’ll need your assistance.” He said to her. She walked towards him, with a wink back at her friends. 

“Sure thing, man. I’ll help.” she said with a grin. 

“Excellent” he said, mirroring her smile. “Now then, you are?” 

“Kitty.” she said. 

“Cute name. A nickname I assume.” he asked, which she nodded to. “Okay. Kitty, here we go” he said as he pulled a round disc out of his overall pants. He flicked it and it popped out into a magician’s top hat.

“Cute.” she noted. 

“Indeed. Now I need you to step into the hat.” he said as he placed it on the floor. 

“I won’t fit inside it…” she mused. 

“Just give it a try. I think you’ll be surprised. You all will be!” 

She shrugged and lifted up her foot and placed it down inside, and it was a bit roomier than she anticipated, so she took her other foot and brought it inside, standing inside of the hat. She looked at the clown as if waiting for him to do something, but then she felt a sucking sensation, like something was pulling her legs. She then felt her entire lower half yank downwards into the hat. The crowd wasn’t sure what to make of this. 

“Don’t just stand there gawking!” she shouted. “Get me out of…” she went to finish, but the hat sucked her in even more until she simply had her head sticking out. “Get me the hell out!” she said. It was too late, however, as with a loud suction and pop, her head vanished into the hat. The crowd gasped and Looner made a hand motion to show off. 

Inside the hat, Kitty felt odd. She looked at herself, and realized she had somehow gotten smaller. Her body was now comfortably sitting in the middle of the hat, while her head was still larger and felt oversized now, like that of a bobblehead, but it soon reduced, shrinking down to match the rest of her. 

“Holy shit.” she said looking around the mostly black void she was sitting in. “I’m inside of his stupid hat. How did he do this?” she wondered aloud. 

“Magic” Looner stated to the crowd of surprised onlookers, “Just like I said. But I think we can spice things up for our friend inside.” he added as he reached into his overalls and grabbed his special glittering dust that he had been able to make some good use out of since getting his new job. He sprinkled a heavy pinch of it inside the hat. 

Kitty felt large specks of glitter hitting her all over as she stood up, trying to discern a way out of the hat. As each bit of the dust fell on her, she felt so strange and cold, with goosebumps forming all over her skin. She had an odd desire to remove all her clothing, one that at first her mind fought against, but soon she was unable to resist. She slid off her pants, and then removed her shirt. “Fuck.” she muttered. “Why am I doing this.” 

Looner giggled as he looked down at her, giving the hat a bit of a swirl, which caused her to fall back down on her ass, and that’s when her changes began. Her entire body began to swell up like a ball. As she swelled up, she could barely make a sound, simply astonished as her whole form changed. Her large breasts swelling even larger, but merging with her rounding body, they seemed to be vanishing. Her skin was getting white as the changed continued, her arms and legs swelling up and absorbing into her just like her breasts had, leaving her hands and feet sticking out of the sides of the orb-like form she had become. 

“Help!” she shouted out to anyone who might hear, but her voice wasn’t carrying that much. Looner heard it, however, and he laughed as he gave the hat a second shake, causing the girl to roll around inside, bouncing off the interior of the adornment. She felt her head getting smaller and pulling into the ball-body. “Wahhhhhh” she yelped as the changes continued, making her dizzy and frightened. Soon her head vanished with a pop and she felt a world of emotions as her face reappeared on the rounded surface of her body, like it were painted on. Her nose felt odd as it popped out of the flat face and formed into a round orb like that of the clown that had trapped her in his hat.  Her ears had stayed at the the top of the big ball and began to stretch into enlarged tall, floppy pillars of flesh that looked like they belonged to a rabbit more than a girl. 

“What is happening to me?” she squeaked as her hands and feet began to tingle and grow, inflating with the comical sound of balloons, getting thicker and larger, her toes fanning out and getting bigger along with her feet, which were now twice as long and three times as wide. Her hands looked like comical cartoon gloves and her middle finger had merged with that of her ring finger, leaving her with four digits rather than five. She looked at them and marveled as her brain tingled with all the changes she was going through. 

“Gosh, what the heckie has happened?” she said, the language she had used earlier melting away as a new, sweeter personality seemed to be settling in. She looked up as best she could and saw a hand reaching into the hat. 

“Say goodbye to Kitty, and say hello to Bunnie!” said Looner as he pulled out the transformed girl and sat her big doofy feet on his hands to show her off. The crowd gasped. It was an odd ball like...thing that did look a lot like Kitty if you paid close enough attention. 

“Holy shit, is that really Kitty?” said the girl who had been standing next to the transformed clown prior to her stepping forward. She was dressed in a loose sundress that showed off her long legs and her lithe figure. She walked over to Looner and closely examined the girl. 

“Well, like I said, her name is Bunnie now, but yeah, it’s your friend. Pretty wild right?” 

“Yeah! She’s so cute like this. Hey, Bunnie, how do you feel?” she said to her friend. 

“Super silly.” the transformed girl said with a thick dopey voice. Her whole body reverberated as she spoke and it felt great. She wiggled her big toes and giggled. The toes caught the attention of her friend who sort of poked and prodded at them. 

“What is you name, Dear?” He asked the new girl before him. 

“I’m Georgia” she said. “Gee for short.” 

“Well, Gee. You seem fascinated by little Bunnies toes, why don’t we give you a big pair of tootsies too, would you like that?” He asked. “It will be our next trick.” 

“I can be a part of the show? That’d be awesome!” 

“Gee, don’t be crazy, look what he did to Kitty” said a third girl. She had long black hair and looked more stern than either of her friends. 

“Come on, this is fun! I know it’s weird, but I like weird.” Gee said. 

“Well, then, you are perfect for the show. Why are you a sourpuss, Ms?” he said to the other girl. 

“Rachel.” she said simply. “And you turned our friend into a useless mindless ball, that’s why. None of this sits right with me.” she said. 

“Well, let me try to ease that feeling.” Looner said as he approached her and sprinkled some of the dust onto her head. “Now then...that should help, and I think you will be alble to assist in Gee’s part of the act. You’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

Rachel smirked. No she didn’t want to help, but she found herself following the clown back to the area where he had been performing. “Yeah.” she said, which caught her off guard. 

“Perfect.” he mused. “Now, Gee here would like some big old clown feet to start the night off right, but she could also use some appropriate footware to help things along. Earlier I tried out something rather unique on one of the first guests here, and now she is the pair of sneakers you see on my feet. I think we can do something similar with Rachel.” he smirked. 

Rachel turned and looked at the clown and then down to his feet. The face on his sneakers winked at her and she gasped. “I don’t want to be shoes” she said to herself, but her voice said “Oh neato. I’d love to help.”

“Thanks, Rachel!” Gee said as she hugged her friend, and Looner smiled.

“Well, then Rachel, please shrink.” he said with a soft but commanding voice. To the crowd’s, (and Rachel’s) astonishment, she did exactly that, her whole body pulling into itself rapidly until her t-shirt and jeans were a pile on the floor and a foot tall woman stood in them looking at the crowd of onlookers with fear, but also something else, she kind of loved that sensation. 

A smattering of applause came from the partygoers as she stood there, reduced. “Wow!” Said a young man near the DJ table, and a girl of similar height to Rachel before her shrinking simply chuckled. Looner looked down at her as she stepped out of her useless outfit and looked up at Gee. “Woah.” she muttered. 

“Now, please flatten into the shoe, dear.” Looner said to Rachel. She looked back at him then felt her body morphing rapidly as it collapsed downward, and started feeling like she were made of liquid. She spilled towards the floor, forming into a foot shaped pad as she solidified again, her smiling face looking up as she sat there. All that remained of her human form were her arms, and they were reaching up and turning into the straps of a thong sandal. The hands gripped together before the limbs turned to a plastic shape.

“Holy hell” she thought to herself, but her body felt amazing like this. It tingled as it turned to a foam rubber substance that would be comfy for whomever wore her. That was a curious thought, and she tried to put it out of her mind, but it kept coming back. Being worn, what would that feel like. 

“Rachel!” Gee squealed with delight. “Look at yourself! Well, I suppose you can’t.” she laughed. 

The whole form of the sandal solidified, and Rachel felt her being tingle as it finalized it’s transformation. 

“Now then.” Looner said in a demonstration as he picked up the solo piece of footwear. “We need two, don’t we, Gee?” 

She nodded and watched as the clown started to tug on the shoe and with a bit of a glow, it started to tremble in his hands until it split in half, becoming a mirror of itself. 

“Jesus.” Rachel thought to herself. “That was...too much. I feel so lost.”

He held up the shoes to the audience and they saw that the sole was decorated in the visage of a cartoon bunny rabbit. “Rachel here will now help us give Gee what she wants.” Looner said as he handed them to Gee. 

Gee took the shoes and slid off her flats and wiggled her toes as she put on the flat sandals that had been her friend previous. Rachel felt a large pressure spread across both parts of her form and if she could vocalize, she would have groaned. It hurt at first, but then it felt like magic. It was like the best hug one could ever get, and Rachel felt her mind starting to melt, and she knew that she had to stay alert, but...she wanted to let the sensation wash over her. 

“Now, when I split our friend, I also imbued her with some special magic of her own, and if you all look carefully, you should see it start to take shape.” he giggled. All who looked would see Gee’s feet starting to glow just as the shoes had when they split, and then they began to grow larger. It was slow at first, just gradual growth that only a keen eye would discern, but it was picking up pace, and as they grew, the sandals were growing with them. They stretched out longer and longer, the toes inflating into a thicker look similar to Bunnies. When they were about halfway done growing, they were bigger than her boyfriend’s feet, she thought, and they were still going, getting wider too, even though she hadn’t yet become a clown, it seemed the feet were meant for one. 

Eventually they were massive pontoons attached to her legs and they stopped stretching. She moved them playfully and clapped. “Wow, that’s amazing, and it felt so good.” she said. 

“Indeed. Why don’t you go play with them a bit, get to know them, and perhaps you can join my collection later in the evening” he said. 

“Collection?” she asked. 

“Well, it’s the reason I am here. I am a collector, but my collection is made up of people I’ve transformed! I usually shrink them for safe keeping. For example, meet the latest member.” he said as he reached into his overalls and grabbed Rumpy the big butted clown. He wa surprised to see her feet so large, but spending time with Footsie was bound to make that happen. He held her in his hand. 

“She was a party guest who asked for a bigger butt when she realized what I could do. After trying out my magic she just couldn’t wait to join the collection!” he said. “Isn’t that right, Rumpy!”

“Hell yeah it is! Look at me! I’m so stinking cute this way!” the big-assed clown said with a wave to the crowd. 

“See. I also did similar things to your DJ” Looner said pointing to the clown who was still playing music, nodding his head to the beat. “And his best friend who invited me over!” he said pointing to Ryan who waved at anyone looking in their direction. 

“Why do you shrink them?” asked a young redhead in the front of the crowd. 

“It’s a lot of fun.” Looner said. “And it makes keeping them in the collection a whole lot easier. Would you care for a demonstration?” he said. 

“Me?” she said with a surprised voice. 

“No, the goofball spinning the tunes, yes YOU!” Looner said with a smile as he waved her over. “Come on, step right up.” 

“No! No way!” said a young man stepping forward between the woman and the clown. “You are not shrinking my girl.” 

“Oh, so you are offering to go in her place then?” he said with a smirk as he pulled out his sci-fi ray gun. He aimed it directly at the man and pulled the trigger without hesitation. The man was bathed in a green light and gasped as the world began to grow around him rapidly, his body reducing at a swift rate, dropping into his t-shirt and jeans, which were growing baggier by the second. 

“Hey! Stop it!” he shouted as his voice changed. He sounded smaller, squeakier as he dropped below three feet tall and continued dipping downward. 

“Can’t. Once a shrinking starts, you gotta finish it!” the clown said. “But I think you’ll love being small.” 

“No fucking way!” the shrinking man shouted, but his voice was muffled as he disappeared into a pile of billowing clothes. Looner continued aiming the gun in the direction and adjusted some of his settings and soon the now six inch tall man was floating out of his clothes, his skin a shade of pink. The crowd stared in awe as the floating tiny man started to inflate, his legs and arms splayed out as his body began to take on a ball like shape as it filled up. His arms and legs began to shrink into the orb that he was becoming and he let out a small giggle. “Woah!” he shouted, like many transformees did as they changed. 

“See, Prince Charming here...what was his name, dear?” he asked the girl standing before him. 

“John.” she said with a wide stare at her changing boyfriend. 

“Well, he’s going to help me demonstrate to you how good things are.” 

His feet grew larger, although they were still small considering his stature. His hands also inflated as they sat on the side of his round body, and no one could see any sign of human anatomy on the small person. His gender was simply gone, and his chest had flattened into the round form, even taking away nipples. He was a ball with feet and hands and a giggling head that was getting smaller still. 

“Having fun, John?” Looner said. “I told you that you would.” 

He looked over at the clown and felt a strong connection to him, like he wanted to be around this clown. “Hello Looner.” he said. “Yes, I feel fantabulous!” he giggled. 

“See? Total 180 from the grump who stood here moments ago.” He said as he watched the man’s hair twirl into a tall little green tube and his nose popped out into a tiny red ball while a white smile wrapped around his lips with red dots on his cheeks. 

“Now, John, do you want to join the collection?” he said. 

“Oh man, do I ever!” he squeaked. “I was so wrong to doubt this. It feels great and I want to be a part of this forever.”

Looner smiled and took the floating man in his hand and used his other hand to open his suspenders. “Then IN YOU GO, BUDDY!” he chuckled as he dropped the freshly minted clown into his pants. The ball disappeared and some people in the crowd clapped, including his girlfriend. 

“Wow, I can’t believe you turned him into a silly little orb.” she said. “He was always such a stick in the mud, I imagine this will be a better life for him” 

“Well, do you want to give it a shot yourself?” He said. “Join in the fun?”  Looner asked the girl who was now much less uptight and nervous. 

“What the hell. Let’s try having some fun.” she said as she walked over to him. He took out his pouch of glitter and sprinkled a heavy helping over her head.

“Some fun will be had. Silly Shrunken Clown coming up!” 

She immediately began to reduce in height, although not as rapid as John had. Her arms and legs however were shrinking much faster than the rest of her, making her skirt and shirt slide off her in record time. Soon her arms and legs were gone, leaving just hands, feet, and her torso as it shrank. Looner smiled and picked her up and placed on a small end table next to him and the crowd watched as her normal sized torso and head began to wiggle and wobble like they were part of an earthquake that only she could feel, and then she began to shrink quickly down to size. 

She laughed as her body felt the sensation of size changing, her whole body on fire with tingles as she dropped down to a mere 8 inches in height. Her body began to change a bit too, her top half shrinking down to barely anything noticable, her breasts sinking into her chest, while her butt and what remained of her thighs began to thicken up and fill with fat. Her feet inflated out and grew into big clown clodhoppers, bigger than her boyfriends had grown, giving her a nice level of support. Her hands puffed up, looking like rubber gloves, her fingers merging like the bunny girl had earlier. She waved them at the crowd of onlookers. 

“Guys, this is the best party ever.” she said as she shrunk again, bringing her down to six inches like her boyfriend had been. Looner sprinkled some of his dust on her discared clothing and a form fitting jumpsuit twisted and shrank out of her shirt and he gave it to her to put on. Her heels became a pair of tiny yet large rubber clown sneakers and she donned those with pride and she giggled as she felt her hair poof up into a red afro atop her head, her ears sticking out and getting larger and a pink tube replaced her nose. 

“I’m a tiny clown! This is incredible!” she said as Looner picked her up and opened his pants. “Time to join John in the collection. Ready?” 

“Oh yeah!” she said. 

And with that, she was dropped into the pants, screaming in excitement the whole way down. The crowd watched their former friend disappear and murmurs spread through the crowd. 

“Now, tonight we have lots of ways to have some fun!” Looner said. “If you liked my trick with Rebecca and her flip floppy fate, we have this.” he said as he held out a small silver disc. He threw it on the ground in a corner of the room, and the crowd watched as it grew larger, and a metal booth shaped like a tube appeared, full sized for a human. On the top it read “Clown Objectifier.” 

“Step inside and become something fun.” he noted. He then turned back to the crowd. “And if you want to shrink, well, we have some Shrinky Dink punch over by the DJ now, and it packs a “punch”” he said with a giggle watching the look on the face of a girl who had just taken a large gulp of the stuff. 

“Oh no.” she said as she swiftly dropped downwards, her body losing half it’s height in a moment. It however had not adjusted for her original weight, so she went from a cute cheerleader type to a pudgy midget in moments, her belly spilling out of a now tight shirt and her skirt stretched across her wide butt. 

“Woah, Cindy, you look hilarious!” said one of her friends. 

“Shut up, Carlos.” she said. 

“The party is yours to do what you will. Turn into a silly clown, have fun, become an object, and join my collection, it’s all up to you! Although, attempting to leave will be met with a transformation and teleportation to my world, so, I’d suggest staying.” he instructed, pointing to the door which now had a glow around it. 

“This will be a night to remember” he said as he looked at the party guests who were all faced with the choice of what they would do next.