Looner and the Mayhem Society - Chapter Four Preview!

Here is the first half of a very long chapter that I wanted to have done before the end of the month but didn’t manage to. enjoy a fun Whoopie cushion TF and some other wacky fun 

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In the corner of the room, a young woman named Delilah chuckled to herself as she sipped a drink of the punch and watched some folks turning into clowns and other things. She had been getting her punch when she watched one of the people that had recruited her into the society pick up a toy plastic wand, sit on the edge of the the table, say she wanted to go Shrinky Dipping and soon she was shrinking out of her outfit and turning into a funny little nude clown before hopping into the small pool with a handful of other shrunken clowns. She saw a man literally turn into a balloon as he ate a small yellow candy from the bowl next to the punch, his body inflating and turning see through before taking on a yellow tint like the candy, his body vanishing as he was left a simple balloon floating towards the ceiling.

Now she watched from afar as many of her society friends and their guests met the clown or his magical items and took a chance at changing. She wasn’t sure it was for her, so she sipped her drink and mused on it. She felt something bump into her sandaled foot and looked down. She saw the car that the clown had arrived in, much smaller now, driving around. As it backed up from the large foot it had collided with, a tiny clown stuck his head out.

“Sorry Miss! Sometimes I just miss my turn.” he chuckled.

She got down on her knees to examine it. “Wow, you are really in there, huh?”

“Last I checked. This is my job, Miss. I am a clown cabbie, so where else would I be.” She said. “Well, I just...you are so small.” She laughed.

 “I’d wager you’ve been watching Looner for a bit, so a small clown isn’t really that surprising, is it?” he said as she marveled at the car.

“Well, I suppose that’s true, I just watched a girl shrink out of her dress, it’s just not every day you see a hot wheels sized cab that actually operates as a cab.” she said.

“Well, how about you take a ride with me? Plenty of people left to change, so Looner won’t be needing to leave any time soon.” he said.

“Well, how does that work, I am quite big compared to your dinky cab.” Delilah said with a chuckle as she patted it with her fingertip.

“Well, it’s simple. You just gotta ask for a ride. Simply say “going my way” and I’ll be sure to take you for a spin you won’t forget.

She smirked. “Sure, why not. Going my way, stud?”

“Oooh stud” he said snapping his fingers and suddenly she felt the world rushing around her. The space rented for the party expanded like something out of a science fiction take and she soon saw the car was normal size. “Hop in” he said.

She stood up and brushed off her knees and walked towards the car and then marveled at the room around her. “Shit. That’s crazy.”

“Come on, Toots, let’s get a move on.” he joked as she wandered over to the passenger side door and got in. The car seemed like any other, except the distinct smell of cotton candy.

“Well, how about I take you to where I am from and show you around a bit?” he asked. “Sure. This is really cool” she said as she looked out the windshield.

The car began to peel out, and left a trail of blue smoke as it ran towards a wall and then vanished before it hit, disappearing with a poof of that same smoke.

Elsewhere in the hall, Looner had found a group of society members very interested in his handiwork. They had watched his previous encounter with two girls, one who was now a busty clown and the other was now a shrunken man stuck in her cleavage, both becoming a part of the collection of the strange clown.

The three women sat in a circle around the clown who was happy to listen to their queries about his magic.

“So you can change basically anything about humans?” asked Veronica, a brunette with a short

 bob cut that wore a tight fitting red dress.

“Absolutely. Basically whatever I or they want. Usually me though.” he chuckled. “I do take requests though, so if you all have any ideas.”

Next to Veronica sat Sara, a short girl with black hair who wore a tight shirt and jeans, raised her hand. “Well, I would love to try out the magic you do, but I’m not sure what I’d even want.” She said.

“Really just gonna dive into it like that?” Asked her friend Claire, sitting on the other side of Veronica. She swished her red hair and giggled, which made Looner smile.

“Hey, I am happy to help!” he said with a chuckle. “If you want that is. I can whip up a fun transformation right now.”

“Well, hmmm. I mean I joined the society to try thrilling things, and this does sound like a thrill.” She said looking at her friends, who nodded. “Sure. I’ll try it.”

“Okay!.” he said, sprinkling his glittery dust over her head a bit, and smiling. “I think this will help you think of something.”

She shook her head for a bit, her eyes widening. In her mind’s eye she saw a vision of a round object, and as it became clearer, she giggled. She knew just what it was, something silly she recalled from childhood. That’s what she would ask to become, yes.

She blinked a bit and then smiled. “Yeah, I think it did. I suddenly have this very specific desire. It’s burning in my chest to ask you...to turn me into a whoopee cushion?”

Her sudden admission made Claire laugh and made Veronica snort. “Oh my.” Veronica said to Claire with a look of amazement.

“OH my goodness, I love Whoopee Cushions!” Looner said with a smile “We’ll get you Whoopied up PRONTO!” he added. He took out a small red candy. “Suck on this, and when the flavor tastes like rubber, just say “I wish to be the silliest whoopie of all” and then just keep sucking. Don’t swallow it though. That’ll make it permanent. I figured you’d want a way back if it wasn’t everything you ever wanted.” he said with a wink.

She grinned and took the small candy. “This is so cool. I am excited.” she added putting the candy in her mouth. At first it tasted like strawberries, and it was quite flavorful, and she sucked and whistled a tune smiling at her friends. They watched with eager anticipation to see what would happen.

After a few minutes, she noticed the strawberry flavor fade and it tasted like...rubber. Like if you

 put a balloon in your mouth and chewed on it for a moment.

“There it is! Here we go!” she said with glee “I wish to be the SILLIEST whoopie of all!” she giggled, and began to suck harder. She felt a giddy shiver all over her body. Ther first change became evident when her skin started to turn pink, all over. She raised her arms and watched the color shift to her fingers and smiled. “Oh it feels good.”

“It usually does.” Looner admitted.

She then felt her lips start to picker and she watched as they stretched out and thinned until they resembled a larger version of the flap that air goes in and out of on a whoopee cushion. “MMMMPH!” she said with as much excitement as she could muster, pointing at her face to show her friends, who just watched in amazement.

Suddenly air began to flow out of the flap, giving off the tell-tale fart noise the novelty joke toy was known for and she began to shrink into her shirt, her black flats clattering to the floor as her legs pulled up into her jeans, and her arms began to pull into her sleeves. Soon her head was getting smaller and slowly descending into the neck of the shirt. Suddenly the clothing, which somehow stayed upright, plopped downward, her pants and panties hitting the floor next to her shoes while her shirt gathered onto the chair.

Soon the shirt showed some movement, and suddenly a figure popped out of the neck. It was Sara, but much smaller, pink all over, and her midsection had become the round inflated part of a Whoopie cushion, with small arms and legs sticking out, and her head atop, which had no hair now, just a pink bald little thing with massive sputtering lips.

“Guys” it said in a fart filled voice. “Look at me!”

“Sara, you look...well, this is something else.” Veronica said.

“I know. I feel so great.” she said. “I am the best whoopee cushion!” she said.

“Well not quite.” Said Looner with a smirk.

“What? Why not?”

“Well you are still rather human looking, not truly a whoopee cushion. Need to keep sucking”

She nodded and sucked away, and was thrilled when her arms began to pull into her round body, her hands starting to melt away, her little fingers wiggling as they disappeared.

“Neat!” she said. She then felt her legs tingle and in one single suck, they pulled upward, causing her to fall.

 “OOf!” she sputtered and then gulped. The candy, it had gone down her throat. “Uh oh. That’s not good.” She said.

“She swallowed.” Claire said.

“Oh my” Chuckles said with a grin.

What was left of her face looked nervous, but as soon as it was down her throat, her mind started to tingle, the thoughts of life as a whoopee cushion not scary but rather as thrilling as any of her changes had been. She was fulfilling the true goal of the society, taking a thrill to its ultimate end. A new life awaited and as her changes began to speed up, she giggled a fart like laugh that made her two friends chuckle.

Rapidly her legs vanished and her feet disappeared like her hands had, then her head began to suck downward. “Best Whoopee Cushion” she said as only her changed lips remained, the body inflating with fresh new air as her transformation finished.

“So if she swallowed, that means...” Veronica started.

“She’s a Whoopee Cushion for good!” The clown said “BUT I don’t think she’ll mind, right Whoopie?”

The lips started to flap. “Woah, This feels great. I am truly a whoopee cushion just like I wanted. This is amazing, gals.” she said. “Someone sit on me. That’s what I am good for now. A fart balloon to be squished under butts!” she said, her voice sounding turned on by the fact.

The two girls looked oddly at the little pink rubber thing, and didn’t move.

“Well if you guys won’t take her up, I will” Looner said as he powered his very large bottom down onto the chair and a huge PPPBBTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH echoed through the room, and Vernonica and Claire watched as he sat up, with the rubber form of their friend stuck to his butt. The cushion began to peel off and flopped to the floor with a giggle. A very out of breath voice said “Wow, that’s wonderful.”

“Well, since you swallowed it, there isn’t any going back to the cute human girl you were. You are a silly prop forever, so what do you say about joining my collection in the objects section?” He asked.

“Woah, that sounds so cool, as long as I can get sat on a lot. That was the best.” she said as he put his lips to hers and began to fill her with air, then handed her to Claire

“Why don’t you give it a shot?” She said.

 Claire smiled and stood up and placed her friend on the seat. She sat down with force and laughed out loud when she heard the PHBBBTHHHHTHBBBBB from her transformed pal. A cloud of pink smoke poured around her as the sound echoed around and disappeared just as quickie. She sat up and peeled the former girl from her lips and handed her back to Looner. As she did this, she noticed her skin was white. “Woah. What’s going on?”

“Well, a whoopee cushion belonging to a magical clown is bound to have magical effects. This should be interesting.”

“You wanted to try a transformation too, right Claire?” Veronica asked.

“Well, yeah, but...” she started to say. “I guess there is no time like the present”

Her body shot downward in height, not shrinking so much as compressing, her weight shifting around making her look much thicker and stockier, her butt starting to expand wider and larger.

“A big butt for sitting on cushions!” Looner said. He watched her hair turn yellow and curl into a pair of pigtails that bounced as she transformed. Her feet exploded out of her shoes, toes wobbling about with newly painted purple toenails. Her lips inflated into a big fat smile with buck teeth sticking out while her ears wobbled and expanded out.

“Gosh” she said as she looked down at herself in her loose clothing. “Fun, right? I hope you enjoyed that, Whoopie.” he said.

“Oh hell yeah” she said in response. She let out a squeak of happiness as Looner inflated her once more then turned his attention to the newest clown.

“I needed another good whoopee cushion anyway, so this works out well.” He said letting the new silly gag toy slip into his wide pants.

“Now for you, my shortstack friend, do you want to join the collection as a clown so you can use the whoopee whenever you like?”

“Yeth” she lisped. “Yeth Pleath! I wanna join the collecth-ion!”

“You got it,” he said with a devious grin, opening his overalls. A forceful wind was felt by all nearby, but especially Claire as she lifted out of her clothing and tattered shoes, floating in mid air. and as she went up, her body began to shrink down in size.

“Ohh​hh​ ​my​ ​goo​oood!​” she squeaked as she reduced down to the size of a mouse while floating just

 above the clown’s open overalls as he held his suspenders out ready to take her in. She then dropped down with a small “​wheeeeeee!​”

“Bye bye, buddy” Looner said. A few moments later, his pants rumbled and a loud fart sound emitted from it. “A happy landing!” he mused before turning to Veronica. “And then there was one!”