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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Educational Edition

(He’s baaaaaack! Yay! 🥰)


Greg Abbott, the governor of Texas, and Ron Desantis, the governor of Florida, are both SHOCKED--shocked, I say--by what's being taught in our public schools, so they're trying to pass laws telling the teachers what to teach.

Numero Uno: Isn't it a basic belief of the Republican Party to "keep the goddamn government out of our schools"?

Numero Two-o: Doesn't the educational knowledge base change and evolve, and isn't that why we have scholars who keep up with it? Ron should know this--he went to Yale. Greg should know this--he went to Vanderbilt.

Numero Three-o: Greg entered the public school system of Longview, Texas, in 1963. Ron entered the public school system of Dunedin, Florida, in 1984. Maybe the scholars found some new stuff by now? Maybe 🤔 it's filtered all the way down to even Longview and Dunedin?

Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Educational Edition

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Make new ones with Shudder logo on it since he's no longer on the Paramount owned Movie Channel.

GeddyLeeRoth

Christopher I agree with your position but the "calling out" tone is a bit much.

great idea erick! right on

Good for you and your kids . Quickly learned I was being warehoused in public school and I passed test no matter what so I just took test ignored everything and just read books all day . Stephen King , Ray Bradbury , Elmore Leonard , Isaac Asimov , Kurt Vonnegut and yes two Joe Bob Goes to the Drive in collection of his syndicated column books ! Imagine how much better society could be if we let kids take jobs and earn money at 13 in place of public school with minimum of 35 hours a week at job . First job at 15 washing dishes at cracker barrel taught me more in 6 months than last 6 years in public school .

It’s either a typo, fat thumbs on a phone or autocorrect or example of public education . You’re choice 🤣. Notice you’re not avoiding reinforcing you’re argument 😁

the public school system in every state is a fucking joke. the teachers dont care , the parents dont give a care , the schools dont give a shit neither. those schools make it the parents responsibility to teach their own children. so why go to school in the first place then? charter schools are Way better , all around. i know because i pulled both my now adult children out of public and placed them in charters without ever looking back. best thing i could have ever done for them. they are perfectly rounded adults that are more than capable of thinking outside the box! love that. unfortunately, people have no clue what that (charter) even means :P *more snore*

i would Totally vote for joe bob. we all need one of those stickers!

https://youtu.be/CkgU0ZtKUxg Kid reads from Gender Queer by Maia Kobade . His father demands this get the Mark Twain smack down . Please explain why this novel should be available with tax payer dollars to children without their parents consent .

They are still busing illegals to places like Kamala Harris front lawn since she was put in charge of border 😆. NYC screaming about buses of them begging to stop just weeks ago saying their sanctuary city can not support . Your programmers didn’t tell you to be mad about deep blue town govt self proclaimed sanctuary Martha’s Vineyard in a service industry labor shorting kicking those illegals out hours after their arrival . Then static’s show everywhere the illegals are placed crime skyrockets within weeks . But it helps turn Red States pink and blue blue states deep blue . As for those books which titles do you hate being banned ? Leftist started this trend with banning works like huckleberry Finn and Dr Seuss on racism claims . But you were not bothered cause your programmers only says it’s an issue when republicans ban books in public schools with more graphic lines than the Albums Tipper Gore had a fit over . Those children are free to access those materials anywhere else including their state library even if they don’t have an adult card . Their PARENTS can also choose to teach their kids with explicit material but it appears most parents are fine not having their kids subjected to pornographic literature in the red states and blue alike . Meanwhile FBI is targeting parents at school boards . Reading the material ASSIGNED to their kids out loud . But please explain specifically the book that deserves to be taught that these states are banning and at whats youngest age those stories were being taught to . Salems Lot is great literature but taught to average ten year old that is obscene . If parents choose to do so that is their business . Was this outrage their when Obama pushed common core ? Nope programmers said then govt controlling what teachers and school teach in every class room nationwide was ok . These schools teaching lessons with gay sex have higher reading comprehension, math and arithmetic scores than ones that are teaching Uncle Toms Cabin or Tom Sawyer ? My bet is no . Notice how people only get mad at what Corprate media tells them to be angry over . Your being played ! Parents and their kids can find this material on their own if it’s that important.

They all happened in Bowling Green, KY! There were even Jewish space lasers there!

GeddyLeeRoth

I really would vote for you

Mr.Gary

They're both smart enough to know that an educated populace is a threat to their power. That's why they continue to defund education in their states. All while at the same time, banning books, controlling teachers lessons and trying to restrict the rights of students to be themselves. Oh, and don't forget that time they formed a tag team to use tax money to bus asylum seekers (including children) 2000 miles to the other side of the country to " own the libs". Couple of classy guys right there.

Now tell us about the litterboxes in elementary schools and fentanyl in the Halloween candy

N

"radical" Insurrectionist says what? Oh, wait. Your side and race does it so it's justified. Spare me.

GeddyLeeRoth

Right when that eye logo made it's debut. The 88 election is actually my first memory of a big news story when I was 8. No wonder They Live was released that week. Carpenter wasn't having it with Bonzo boy.

GeddyLeeRoth

Ugh...here in Nashville they just passed a horrific law that will affect our Dragula friends. It's really awful.

I’m talking about the United states being ranked lower than most every industrialized nation for decades !!! Graduating kids who can kit read their diplomas or backs their bank accounts . Test scores have consistently plummeted year after year . Glad your kid seems to be doing well , sounds as if they could graduate early especially if she can balance her checking account and read a diploma if the system allowed that .

Gimme one of them bumper stickers !

They're fascist dipshits. Plain and simple. Banning books, claiming anything they don't like is crt or woke as if they could define either. Pathetic wannabe authoritarian donuts

Well, I'm convinced.

Except that doesn't happen?

The fuck are you talking about? I graduated with honors and I can't even help my 5th grader with his homework now. They are way more advanced now

When schools can read write and do arithmetic at grade level I can agree not to mess with them . As curriculum changed over the decades the grades , knowledge and skills has rapidly deteriorated despite likely being the best funded public education system in history .

I can’t tell if your being serious or joking!

Todd Warring

*snore*

Don't be naive, John Bloom. When the radical leftist teachers unions are pushing transactivism on grade schoolers in public schools, it is the governor's responsibility, as they are tax payer funded, to ensure this grooming is halted and prevented. If this is concerning Critical Race Theory, that's not the same as teaching about the country's history of slavery. And if CRT isn't being taught in grade schools, as is the Democrat talking point, than the governor's attempts to prevent kids from being exposed to this divisive, racist garbage should be a non-issue.

Wow Grampaw, that sure is an interesting position to take, please pass the turkey and stuffing this way, thanks.

Peter Bernard

Love It... Speak the truth JBB!! As a high school teacher in Florida I feel caught in the crosshairs... Last week Desantis wanted to completely get rid of College Board and the AP curriculum from the state (I teach AP Physics 1 and 2). Did JBB see the Republican from Florida's Hillsborough County who proposed a law to get rid of the Democratic party from Florida 2 days ago? You can't make this stuff up. He's voting to abolish any party that ever sided with slavery.

& I guess that means DARCY 4 VP!! 😁


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