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Fire hazard

Lady at the check asked how I was doing today... "How the fuck do you think? I've got a 5 alarm fire at my house so can you hurry it the fuck up please?"

Fire hazard

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Leileimau5

Sure hope that was a joke, but if not, I sure hope you where able to put that shit out. I used to work at a cleaning company, and one time we had to like clean a house where they had like a fire in a lamp, and they used the dry powder ABC one to put it out. We had to rub this huge house from floor to ceiling in all rooms of the house, even if they just used a few puffs of it. Like all their shit was covered in that fine sticky dust. Sure hope you got some of those Co2 ones for your electrical rooms and just messing around, as they do not leave any residue.

Chent

This looks like my boot (trunk??). But then I do carry radioactive materials for work lol.

emmau5

lol, funny stuff here!

Zannette

Too much car booty.

Possiblecanadian

My stupid ass bought an Escalade that BARELY fits in my garage so I need to do the tennis ball string thing so I can get its fat ass all the way in and also not smash the steps to the garage entry door.

deadmau5

Wait what are the tennis balls for

Possiblecanadian

😂😂 your sense of humor is very refreshing. Gotta have those around when you're playing with flamethrowers anyways.

Possiblecanadian

OMG…dying….id probably respond the same way, because I am a chaos gremlin. So good.

Richard G


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