LDQ Vol. 7 pt. 12

It was time to give my wives the fanservice that they deserved.

Each and every one of them needed special fanservice specifically tailored to their preferences. Basically, what they did during that fanservice contest where I was one of the judges, I now wanted to do for them.

Only, this time, there would be no judges, it wasn’t for a competition, and there wouldn’t be any audience on purpose.

Though, I did let them all know ahead of time that I would be giving them fanservice throughout the day. I figured that doing so might take away some of the surprise, but I didn’t need them to be surprised, I needed them to be happy. Knowing that they had personalized fanservice coming their way gave them something extra to look forward to and it would also save me time and energy explaining what I was doing for them every single time I went to a different wife of mine.

Normally, if somebody came out of nowhere acting in a very fanservice-y way, somebody might jump to the conclusion of it being a trap or some form of manipulation. I wanted to get ahead of that assumption, too.

Anyways.

First came taking care of Luca. I was going to be busy with my wives for the rest of the day, so I wanted to make sure that I got a good amount of time playing with Luca in. This included building a sand castle, tearing down the sand castle and then making a sand throne for her to sit on, tearing down the sand throne and then making a sand tank copying Valkyria’s model, and then teaching her how to swim.

I wanted to teach her how to swim, anyways.

But when it came time to actually teach her how to swim…

“It’s okay, Papa. I downloaded swimming instructions into my brain,” Luca told me.

I was starting to think that my daughter was actually an android if she could simply download swimming instructions to her brain. So, rather than teach her how to swim, we did the next best thing together.

I threw her.

Far.

Into the ocean.

Luca loved to be thrown like how I would throw her mother, and that extended to being thrown into the water. So, from the beach, I would grab her by her ankles, spin around a few times, and throw her as far as I could into the ocean.

We repeated this until she was too tired from swimming back to shore to continue.

And with Luca taken care of, I could leave her to spend time with whichever wife I wasn’t currently providing fanservice to. This meant she ran off over to Valkyria and Eliza first since, aside from her mother, those were the two I felt she was most attached to.

It helped that Eliza acted like a grandma eagerly spoiling her granddaughter around Luca while Valkyria took on a fun, but classy, aunt role with her.

“Now then,” I said, cracking my fingers and neck before looking around for my first target.

I needed somebody who was on their own and not already busy doing something else.

And the first one I saw like that… was Cami.

Well, Cami wasn’t completely alone. She was with her pet skeleton hand, Handy.

Handy was rarely ever seen around the place since he was so small and usually busy cleaning up after us, the cats in their village, and now the bats and skeletons living in their own village next to the cat village.

He deserved a good break every now and then considering he was basically our world’s top, and only, janitor.

Alright.

I had my plan.

Spawning the necessary items for my plan into my hands, I walked up to where Cami and Handy were sitting and said, “Yo.”

Cami’s ears twitched when she heard me, turning her head to look up at me. “Yo, Master.”

“Enjoying the beach?”

“It’s nice, but… the views are painful.” She reached her hands up to her chest, her ears slightly flattening against her head as she looked out at some of our other wives.

“I’d say the view is pretty nice myself. I mean, just look at what I’m looking at. There’s not a better view out there that I’d rather be looking at right now.”

Cami looked up at me again to see where I was looking only to realize that I was looking directly at her. Once she realized that, she blushed a bit and said, “Smooth, Master.”

“I know you like your character trait of being the one jealous about boobs, but I’ll remind you anyways that I love you exactly how you are. Besides, you’re the one who showed me above everybody else that it’s not about the size, it’s about how you use them.”

Her tail wagged behind her, shifting the sand she was sitting on around. “This must be the personal fanservice episode.”

“And it’s true even when I’m not trying to give you fanservice.”

“You’re the best, Master.”

“You can’t say that yet.”

Cami tilted her head to the side. “Why not?”

“Because I haven’t even given this to you yet.” And with that, I pulled my right hand out from behind my back, presenting to Cami none other than… a chocolate bar. “By the way, I changed the laws of reality so that dogs can eat chocolate now. Doesn’t even need to be special dog-safe chocolate anymore.”

Cami’s ears and tail stood straight up as she looked at the bar of chocolate with stars in her eyes, a bit of drool running down from her lip. “Master… you’re incredible… you really are the best.”

“But wait, there’s more.”

Her tail wagged pretty fast at that point. “Even… even more?”

I snapped off a piece of the chocolate bar, placed it between my teeth with most of it sticking out from my mouth, and kneeled down in front of Cami to bring my lips to hers. At the same time, I reached my other hand up to her neck, gently holding her in place by it as she took the chocolate into her mouth followed by a few more seconds of kissing.

Once our lips disconnected, Cami whispered, “Chocolate, neck touches, and kisses all at once… you’re the best, Master.”

“I have to try my best to be,” I replied. “After all, you deserve nothing short of perfection. A perfect wife needs a husband who is going to do his best to make her happy.”

“Mm… I’ll have to spoil you. But I know you have to go give the others fanservice, so… Master.”

“Yeah?”

Cami reached her hand up to the top of my head and gave it a few, gentle pats. “Good boy.”

How could I ever resist smiling when faced with Cami petting my head and calling me a good boy? “Hey, I’m supposed to be spoiling you and giving you fanservice, not the other way around.”

“You already spoiled me more than I could ever spoil you by giving me a chocolate bar.”

“You know, you should probably have higher standards than being given a single chocolate bar.”

“But it’s the greatest present that anybody has ever given me. The only thing better is having my neck touched while I get to eat chocolate. It’s the ultimate fusion of comfy and hot.”

“Then in that case, how about I continue your fanservice tonight by kissing your neck until you fall asleep?”

“Neck kisses would make me too horny, but… you could trace your fingers against it until I fall asleep, probably.”

“Then I’ll try that out. Now then,” I paused, handed her the chocolate bar, and then reached back behind my hand to spawn something else. Though, this time, what I spawned wasn’t for Cami. What I spawned was for the skeletal hand sitting next to her on the sand. “For you, Handy.”

Cami’s eyes lit up again when she saw what I spawned for him. “That’s… so cute…”

What I spawned for him was… a glove. But not only was it a glove, it was a glove that basically looked like a tuxedo. Or like a butler’s uniform. Was there a difference? Weren’t they basically the same? Well, I wasn’t high class enough to know if there was a difference, but the point is that I spawned him a black and white glove that looked like a butler’s uniform.

Handy was quick to crawl into the glove. The way he moved kind of reminded me of a spider, and while I was thinking about spiders, I realized I missed the spiders who used to hang out around my garden.

I needed some spiders in my life.

But that could come later.

“How is it?” I asked Handy.

Handy put on a little show for us by stretching out his fingers as if presenting them to us, and he even gave us a little spin so we got to see how it fit all around him.

“Glad to see you’re enjoying it. Let me know if you ever need anything, alright? You’re one of the only other guys around here. We’ve got to stick together. Just because you’re not one of my wives or children doesn’t mean I won’t still make sure you’re as happy as possible here.” Besides, he was Cami’s pet. Making sure Cami’s pet was happy would make her happy. So, while he did deserve the present for his own sake, the reason I gave it to him now was because I knew it would make Cami even happier for her pet to get a present, too.

And in response to what I said, Handy gave me a thumbs-up, allowing me to return my attention to Cami.

“Master,” Cami said.

“Yeah, Cami?”

“A chocolate factory.”

“A chocolate factory what?”

“There should be a zone that’s themed after a chocolate factory and we have to fight a bunch of chocolate enemies and there can be a chocolate queen.”

“Well, I guess there’s going to have to be one then, isn’t there?”

“Hype. Oh, and the queen can wear a top hat.”

“Why would she wear a top hat?”

“You’re not very good with references.”

“Yeah, that tends to be the case.”

“But that’s okay. I still love you. You’re my perfect Master no matter how many references you miss.”

“And you’ll always be my perfect Cami.”

“Hype.”

Hearing her say “hype” while having practically zero emotion in her voice and on her face was more than cute enough to warrant another kiss.

And once that kiss was done with, Cami could be crossed off the list of wives I had to give fanservice to.

She was probably the easiest one to give fanservice to, too. Well, Delphi and Vala might be easier, but everybody else? Everybody else was going to need some more thought put into giving them perfect fanservice.

For example… Lavi.

I cracked my knuckles and neck again.

“Haunted pirate ship, or sand castle of doom?” I asked myself, unsure of which option to go with.

A sand castle of doom to battle her inside of would make more sense seeing as how I had access to plenty of sand but not a haunted pirate ship, but a haunted pirate ship felt more metal, and Lavi did like her metal.

Hmm.

Would I look good in an edgy pirate costume?

Yeah, probably. I couldn’t really imagine not looking good in whatever I wore.

Having an evil pirate costume would also be good for bedroom activities.

Then again, I could easily imagine there being a pirate wife someday. Just like how Vala didn’t want to take a character trait that a future wife would probably have, it could be wrong to act like a pirate when we were almost definitely going to have a pirate wife someday. And in that case, once we had a pirate wife, it would make more sense to give her the fanservice of me being an evil pirate by having my own haunted pirate ship that does battle with her own pirate ship.

“I’m such a good husband,” I said, mentally patting myself on the back. “I’m even considering the fanservice of wives who don’t even exist yet. Then again, it might just be my fetish for pirate girls rearing its head after all these years.”

I always did love a woman with an eyepatch and corset.

In that case, sand castle of doom it was.

But seeing as how Lavi was in the middle of playing volleyball against Delphi with a giant, inflatable beachball, I needed a different target for the time being.

And the first target I found was none other than Vala.

Vala was in the middle of playing video games by herself while sitting underneath the umbrella we set up, and she was so immersed in her game that she didn’t notice me sneak up from behind her until it was too late.

And too late, in this context, was when I grabbed her by her sides, causing her to let out a surprised squeak, so that I could lift her up and pull her onto my lap since I sat down behind her.

“S-sudden hubby lap chair attack?!” Vala shouted after pausing her game. “I didn’t expect you to activate your ultimate skill right at the start of the battle…”

“You’re a dork,” was all that I replied with.

“Hehe, but I’m your dork.”

“You are. Anyways, play more of your game. I want to watch.”

“You… you wanna watch me play?”

“Yeah. I love watching you play games. I get to cuddle with you,” I wrapped my arms around her waist, “and watch you play games at the same time. What could be better?”

“W-woah… what an advanced technique. You make it sound like you’re the one selfishly getting what you want… but you know that that’s exactly what I’d want you to say to make me happy…”

“You’re a lazy dragon girl obsessed with video games who loves to cuddle. I know how to make you happy.”

“Hehe, it’s true. Sometimes the dragon in me thinks that I should have grander ambitions… but then I remember that there’s nothing grander than getting to spend time playing vidya while cuddling with you.”

“And you can have my cuddles anytime, anywhere, anyhow. Whether it’s in the middle of a volcano, at the end of time itself, or in a higher dimension, I’ll always be here to cuddle with you upon your request.”

Vala’s tail happily smacked against the ground next to us while she giggled and smiled. “You really are the BHHE.”

“And you’re the first girl I’ve ever fallen in love with, and I plan on loving you with all of my being for the rest of time, Vala. I’ll never get tired of spending time with you, cuddling with you, watching you play games, or giving you forehead kisses.” To demonstrate my point, I leaned forward and placed a kiss right on her forehead.

All of that made her giggle even more. “Stooopppp iiitttttt! You’re making me smile so much that it’s starting to hurrrrttttttt!”

“Then I’ll make you smile until your body goes into shock from the pain.”

“I don’t know whether that’s hot, cute, or insane. Hmm. I’ll go with cute for now.”

“If I wanted to be insane, I’d act like a yandere for you.”

Vala immediately reddened when she heard that. “You—h-how—how do… how do you even know what a yandere is?”

“I remember you fangirling about them a long time ago, back when we played that MMO together. You used to talk about how hot it would be if you found somebody who would lock you in the house and never let you leave, instead only playing video games with you.” I tightened my arms around her waist. “That’s why you’re never allowed to leave, Vala. Me and you… we’re going to stay like this. You’re not allowed to give anybody else attention. All you’re allowed to do is love me and play video games.”

“Even… even though you’re kind of bad at acting like a yandere… this is still really hot.”

“Hey, at least wait until later to call me out on my acting skills.”

“Hehe. It’s just… I know how much of a free spirit you are, and how much you encourage others to be free, too. I know you’d never actually act like this, and I can hear how much you’re forcing yourself in your voice. But even so… even if the acting is kind of cheesy, it’s still hot and I appreciate it.”

I tightened my arms around her even more, prompting her to giggle and wiggle. “Then I’ll keep it up until you’ve had your fill of it. Now, hurry up. I want to watch you play. I want to see the best gamer dragon in the universe kick some ass.”

“You really know the way to a girl’s heart.” With that, she unpaused her game… and got blown up immediately after. “Tha-that one doesn’t count.”

I kissed the side of her head and said, “You’ll get them next time. And if you don’t, then I’ll hunt them down and kill them myself.”

“But I’m playing single player…”

“You think I wouldn’t go inside of a video game just to kill somebody for hurting you?”

“Okay, now you’re solidly in hot territory. Also… you didn’t sound like you were forcing yourself that time.”

“Because I wasn’t.”

Vala shivered and giggled.

While the idea of locking somebody up in a bedroom and forcing them to stay there out of “love” was pretty cringe to me, inflicting violence to get revenge for a loved one was anything but cringe as far as I was concerned.

I would destroy entire worlds if it meant getting back at somebody hurting one of my wives.

Of course, I would respawn their worlds afterward, and I wouldn’t actually kill anybody—or, well, I wouldn’t make them stay dead.

But they’d still need punished for hurting one of my wives.