There's actually a Predator Fleshlight you can buy. Of course the Predator is going to look more attractive.
Seto Kaiba
2025-05-01 05:36:38 +0000 UTC
Jeff Bezos: sent his wife, Katy Perry, and a couple other rich people up to space for 11 minutes. Now Katy Perry is going around acting like Nelson Mandela.
That’s why people are mad. It’s elitist bootlicking bullshit.
Fuck these billionaires and their vanity projects. I don’t care that it was women on the tour, it was all publicity for Bezos’ failing space company.
Man of Darkness
2025-04-29 07:32:21 +0000 UTC
New rule: I'm a fucking cum slut *proceeds to deepthroat guest*
hookshot245
2025-04-29 02:24:16 +0000 UTC
Thank you for putting the wild thumbnails back up in the patreon <3