ASK US STUFF [comment below]

who handles prison life best?

dude mcfuck

What happens if one of the pod members dies?

Logan

If you could each choose one moment/memory to go back and rewatch or relive completely, which one would you choose?

Lillian Graham

What is the worst game you have ever played, either an entire game or even one match of any said game? Just whatever you remember being the least enjoyable.

Do you guys plan on ever doing anything outside of YouTube in the future? (music, movies, tv, etc...)

Samwise

What are your guys hobbies outside of content creation?

Who's got the hairiest asshole

History of Forgotten Lands

how would everyone fare if they were all in squid game?

k1ruse

What is the craziest party you've ever been to? Also, does slime eat ass?

BushDidNiner11

What is the most underrated Disney film in your opinion?

is boosting going to ruin twitch? Is this better for the big streamers or smaller?

Whats your favorite thing about being a content creator?

Lana

Who is better at melee, Ludwig or Aimen?

NOOPY D

What was your favorite childhood gamertag? And what's the story behind it?

How do you guys come up with things to talk about?

Mark Baker

Being in the E GAMING community, is smash the best game you think for e sports or are there better games

poopfart228

How much fiber is to much fiber?

Jure Vrbancic

Who is in your opinion the most talented actor, and what is your favorite movie.

Patton Burns

you guys like weezer?

who's the best smasher?

What's the story behind your smash tags, and how is it that Anthony is the only one who still goes primarily by that tag, even in person?

What's everyone's hidden talent?

what would you do with 5k, 500k, 1m all in cash no strings attached?

majid alqahtani

Top 3 games ever made?

Seth Miller

for those that have tattoos, can you show/ explain them? What is your next tattoo going to be?

Reed Blazek

How do you know what to do on stream

Delinquentraccoon♡

Slime is you head colder when Ur bald?

Mike Erkens

What is the first game you remember playing?

Robert van Delft

I'm a first year teacher, in an underfunded district, who's been tasked with starting esports in the building. As people who are involved in esports, do you have any suggestions on what to include in grant proposals to help fund our program?

Ben Dobbs

What sort of video games are you guys playing in your free time at the moment? Also thoughts on All Star Brawl?

Which cereal mascot is your starter Pokemon, between tony the tiger, captain crunch and Trix, and why

Andreas Rossa

Do you guys have any funny sex stories?

favourite stories from the melbourne melee scene?

glockinmyvolvo

Is it better to be stupid and ugly, or smart and ugly?

Alexander Bracke

does ludwig play magic the gathering? there was a secret lair box in the last mogul money ad

Ender Eli

If you chose one fictional character to be stuck with for the rest of your life who would it be and why?

Who will you all be maining in Nickelodeon All Star Brawl?

Hey what do you boys think of Australia? And why is it your favourite country

Curtis Pronger

Is ther other fighting games you boys play or are you pure blood melee players?

Rank who has the meanesr flow, my guess is Aiden

Martin Strømberg

If you had to live off of one food for the rest of your life what would it be?

Ludwig, has anyone said the secret code to you yet to indicate that they’re a true Ludwig viewer?

Jerome Baptiste

How much can Ludwig bench/squat/DL he's been looking thinner you been losing weight?

Santa

How did slime get so much more ripped and handsome and cool than the others?

As a group of 4 white dudes. Which of you brings the most value to the group? cultural diversity, trust, or humor. Use your own parameters that seem logical to your group dynamic.

GG Development

Off the Sticks Theme ep?

Justice Rios

Do you all think you’d survive Squid Game?

Best content you’ve seen on YT or Twitch?

Esteban Gramajo

What’s the best piece of media you have seen in either TV, Movies or Internet?

Esteban Gramajo

As melee players, do any of you give a shit about which characters get into ultimate? if so, which character do you wish could be added? (this comment is pre-final reveal)

Cream

they did this on like the first bonus eppy bro

Jepp

who on the podcast would you want your\ kid to be most like

What’s everyone’s most hated food or ingredient?

Gomez Nicolas

Which character would each of you play in the Mario movie?

Who wins: 1 million lions or all the pokemon currently existing?

Did you guys like Metal Gear Solid 5? Why or why not?

$500,000 or dinner with Danny Devito?

Lucas Wilson

Hej Slime, can you fart right now on command?

Stoof

If you got to have a dinner with any two people, past, present or future, what two people are you choosing and why

Amiskew

@aiden Has you week been more peaceful with the closed dms?

Casey Sheehan

What is the

Ryan Sturgis

How fucking late do you guys record the episode???

Zachary DAmbrosio

How is all your handwriting so good?

AFPiece Investigator

Top 3 games of all time that played a major role or left a major impression in your gaming life?

When you want to give up on something, what helps you keep going?

Mathieu Isanove

What is you worst moment in life

Which one of you is the rawest rapper

Jamie Goodin

Rank yourselves in cooking ability.

Chris Johnson

What is your guys favourite music subgenre and why? :)

Jay Kretschmar

Is Ludwig going to learn guitar after the eBay purchase?

When did everyone become financially independent #PKA #FuckKyle

You make it grand finals, the crt sound dies, you plug in the air pod Juan's, what album/song do you put on to get hyped?

thebrewsky26

What's your favorite memory with each other?

You have to install one camera that is on 24/7, which spot farms the most LULWs.

Razing Flame

Need to know my cums in a single day record as well as total count

Jepp

Everyone list the roommates from best to worst

PeachiTiffani

What was the hardest part about getting the set for the yard originally built.

Jepp

I think she just doesnt want to bro

Jepp

Youre a douche.

Jepp

Weird af bro

Jepp

Cum

Jepp

Would you guys consider a Yard DnD campaign?

Joshua Russell

Thoughts on nick smash so far

Jepp

I had a fucked up one on discord that Aimen banned me for ima be back soon, if Aiden remembers the question then use it if not, Would you guys consider doing one of those draw my life things famous youtubers used to do in like 2013 but like as a group

Nick _115_

If you could choose any skill to learn immediately at an expert level what would it be? not languages

dro

if u had to give sloppy toppy 1000 cock guzzler to one person who would it be

simonplimon

Not a question but a demand, put qt on the podcast.

I’m moving to LA October 6th by myself. What are some spots to meet friendly people?

Jed Lyneis

Does Ludwig have any more tea to spill?

Sammy Worlda

Why did you all originally decide to live together?

Buzzkillionair

favorite lil b song and why

Do you think you will do a large event, like the subathon, as the yard together?

Dr Disrespect has Shungite. If you had to choose one MLM scheme or conspiracy theory to unironically shill for publicly, which would be the funniest?

Razing Flame

Hey guys, I’m trying to figure out my schedule for next semester and there’s this one required class I need to take for my major, but the professor, Professor Mora, has really poor Rate My Professor reviews. It’s the only class that will work with the other classes I want to take, but I am worried about how bad of a professor these reviews say she is. What should I do?? Should I wait till another professor teaches it? Side note, can I fit mora deez nuts in your mouth?

Allegedly what’s the craziest story slime has as a dealer ?

Tyler Dickerson

What member of the beatles is each one of you?

sotpau

Most embarrassing date stories?

smurgle

Favorite Pokémon and why

Tate Lohmiller

what’s something that you’ve seen/read/experienced that you love or affected you but you have no one to talk to about it

Tony Allevato

You can choose one book which you can force another person in the podcast to remember word for word until they die, which book do you choose?

Razing Flame

When will LACS 4 happen?

Rey

Hardest time you guys have ever laughed

Everyone of you turns into an animal for a day. Which Animals would make the best/funniest cast for one yard episode?

Razing Flame

How did you pick your mains in melee

any drug stories

Swaglord07

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The nickelodeon smash game will be out when the episode is out, who is gonna be the most busted character for the first week or two?

Morgan Jung

What’s something you like that you never get the chance to talk about?

Fer

Why weren't Slime, Aiden and Nick in Shitcamp? Also, Ludwig, did you enjoy Shitcamp? I certainly enjoyed watching!

Jessie Maybee

Do you guys ever get bored of what you do for work?

BeanBoyGabe

How do you deal with people who are mad over something you didn't do

If it weren’t for Smash, while growing up could any of you seen yourself trying to go pro in any other game?

What is each of y’all’s favorite movie(s)?

Connor Cusick

What stereotype to you guys conform to

Chase

What's the worst (/most goated) type or piece of furniture and who of you is the most likely to secretly love (/hate) it? (Choose whichever would be more fun to answer)

Razing Flame

We know Ludwig has Journalism and communications but what do the other 3 members of the yard have for formal education and how was your experience with post secondary education

Stephen H.

Is The Yard planning on having more guests? That Stavros episode was so funny

Elijah Ewing

Would you rather have infinite bacon but no more games - or have games, infinite games, but no games

Haha, yea

bar bar

If the yard were all in a western film, who would have the fastest draw in the West?

Matt Bohr

You have a minute in a boxing ring with a gorilla, you have to choose between a football helmet or a nutcup. who’s coming out circumsized/concussed?

How did slime lose so much weight? Did it have to do with stopping drinking and smoking? Also is there a reason nick snd slime are sober?

What’s an idea for a tv show any of you have?

Charlie

Second question: Do vegans eat cum?

Miles Pohle

Best way to get a significant other ?

Simon Lalonde

How was your first job experience like? And how about the struggles of working 9-5's while also trying to side hustle what you are actually passionate about? Greetings from one of your millions of Venezuelan fans.

What is your number one single player video game?

Spencer Cason

Spaghetti or lasagna

Conner Johnson

which roomie stinks the most

rastko

How often does Ludwig make up the chats he reads aloud? Lud's a pretty funny guy and I know he has to like running his improv chops.

CHRIS RIOS

How to cut off friends you’ve fallen off with?

cooked rn, yall chillin?

Swooss

Who can handle alcohol the best and who blacks out first

Who will Ludwigs All Star Brawl main be?

What's the most fulfilling piece of content you have made and what was the least fulfilling piece of content you have made?

How do you think the IATSE strike will affect digital creators on a more independent level on Twitch/YouTube, if at all?

Shirley Grace

How different would your life be if when you cum it comes out as one big sperm?

I've picked up on a couple of music references that Nick and Slime have made, so what are each of your music tastes? Or just favourite bands?

Rory W

Messiest drama you've been a part of?

How did each Yardigan lose their virginity?

Erik Hays

When has a wrong assumption really screwed you over?

Matt Ski

Who goes bald next? My bet, Ludwig. Calls Atrioc old, gets old. Makes fun of slime for being bald....

Mark Martinez

Favorite position

what is the hardest part of your daily (or weekly) routine that you cant avoid ?

Samantha D

Favourite stream moment

ryan o'callaghan

What gets you through rough times?

Greg

What fictional world would you most want to live in/visit?

Aidan Babbitt

Top 3 A24 Films

Manuel Martinez

Slime, is there any one thing Ludwig could do that would make you want to stop working with him

Jack S

Do you guys want The Yard to simply stay as a podcast or do you guys plan to turn The Yard into a sort of content creator group where you guys could make content aside from the main podcast?

Mark Aberin

favorite book? or if u cant fuckin read: favorite movie?

Samantha Fong

What's the bit that got away? (i.e. a bit you wish you could go back to do after it came to you later)

Do any of you have some sort of odd keepsake?

Evan Shimp

If you could help one friend further their career, at the cost of losing some of the success you have gotten would you?

Ian B.

What is your favorite bad game?

Jonathan Imhoff

What's it like working with your roommates/friends?

Brandon Stone

If you were given the proper budget and amount of time to complete it, what would be your big project idea that you would want to achieve?

favorite childhood show

Jaden Annis

yall chiefin the stanky reefer or are you bitch made? 💯💯😩😤

Ethan Davis

Will this podcast ever have seasons? Sort of like the “Season 5 Ludwig” meme where there’s a new look to the set, new seating arrangement, or just a break in-between weekly streaks of episodes.

Brutalic

How possible would it be to get a Guitar Hero setup at Mainstage?

Ryan Abouchedid

What would you name your kids

Anastasia

do it squirt

BruhDog

What are some career options that you decided to pursue but realized were not obtainable or something you wanted to do? Like idk maybe being an NFL Kicker just because you were decent at soccer?

Luis Lopez

What is the best dish each of you can cook? If any

Sapoborracho

What was the lowest point you've reached in your gaming career? If you'd prefer not to say (understandable) what was the lowest point of your life so far?

Favorite song right now / favorite artist

Tristan Costa

Is there a game/activity that you all would love to stream, but won't due to some unspecified reason?

Griffith Moderator 2

Who do you think will be the last smash character?

Abi Brennick

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no games OR games, UMLIMITED games but no games?

Luis

Any go to bars on Mill ave Lud?

Kobe J Ricks

What are some of Slime's goals for the future?

Melee origin stories??

If no one in the world would know, would you try professionally prepared human?

Jathan

what does nick do at BTS?

Who has had the biggest glow up

What's Ludwig's next big move, wrong answers only (:

Mark Martinez

What made you all want to do eSports as a career?

Evan Hutchins

Wierd place you've jerked off

Ben West

How was the experience streaming / making content your first few weeks doing it full-time?

Poo or pee

rids

what is the most awkward/funniest experience you guys have had with a fan?

ACR

How are you doing? Like in general. Little check in moment

Kass Davis

Are you really working hard if you aren't hard while working?

Was there a specific moment when each of you decided to switch the current career you have now from whatever you were doing before?

Does aimen enjoy living with you guys, seems like he doesn't fit that well and you guys don't like him?

Vesin_

What's the best way to wipe your ass sitting or standing

So I recently started working as a music teacher for elementary school kids from pre-Kinder to 1st. Working with kids is a different experience than working with adults so I want to ask you, do either of you think you could work well with kids?

If you were all in a scary movies. Who’s the first to die?

Vanessa Vega

Scene from an anime that MADE it your favorite of all time ?

Vasfang

Who has made the worst mess in the house

Who wins in an arm wrestle tournament? Non-dominant arm only

Chris Powell

Who’s the scariest when they’re mad?

B A

There is a button. Upon being pressed, you will receive 3 inches added to your dick size. But you also incur a nonzero chance per year to randomly nut an entire gallon of cum at any point in time. Do you press the button? (also ludwig doesn't get the 3 inches, he just gets his chest cavern un-chussied)

Plorpy

If bezos popped into your chat/wanted to be a guest on the pod, what would you ask him?

How many times a day does slime say “alright man”

Vanessa Vega

Who would be the first to die in a zombie apocalypse

What was all of you guys worst teacher experience, any teachers that just stuck out as particularly bad?

If there was a Yard movie, what's the cast looking like?

Raul Maldonado

What was your best/favorite Halloween costume?

Who’s your Nickelodeon All Star Brawl Main?

Holthis

where do you see yourself in 500 years?

Anyone in the house anti-bidet?

Pee sitting down or standing?

Vanessa Vega

At what age do you think it is time to start a serious relationship as supposed to a casual one

Best place for a first tattoo? Also want it to be somewhat able to hide, but I wanna be able to see it. Also how to find a good artist

Also, how annoyed are you that Ludwig is late to record?

Sar

If you could switch lives with anyone for a day who would it be?

Abi Brennick

Do you guys think you can take Will Smith in a 1v1

Sweetestpot (honey)

You guys are now Video Game characters what role are you, what abilities do you have, what is your ultimate?

Devon

wipe standing up or sitting down?

Spencer Gierlach

As you embark on Italy with each other I have a would you rather. Would you like rather: have a lavish, planned and full itinerary vacation but it’s by yourself; or have a janky and scuffed trip but with your best friends? (I’ll take my question off air)

Which reality tv show would you cast your roommate in and why?

Sar

Lud: What's a time that you thought u were famous enough for something and weren't?

Would you fake your own death, meaning you could never see anyone from your own life again and had to move, for 1 billion dollars.

If you could eat any fictional character, which fictional character would you eat?

Jackson Honeycutt

If MKW is the melee of Mario Kart, what is the melee of other franchises?

Aido64

WHO'S FUCKIN WITH NICK ALL STARS BRAWL

ganobrator

How would you describe each other’s fashion?

Will there be special guests in the future, and who do each of you want on the podcast?

Ludwig's irresponsibility with communication is honestly kind of tilting to hear about. What was his worst incident and did you guys ever reconcile?

Has there ever been a moment where the yard almost broke up? Or are you all just chill with eachothers bs at this point?

reyviival

If you could wear only one article of clothing for the rest of your life what would it be and why ?

DarkQuief

When are we getting Luds anime review?

jaximus_

What would be your last meal on earth

Which roommate would be the best and worst to take on a blind date?

Favourite movie ?

Mannix D.

whats everybody’s favorite mind-fuck style movie?

What is your favorite spooky season movie?

Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network?

What do you think of my username?

What memory of each other best defines your friendship/that person?

Since Slime is already someone’s celebrity one time, who would you guys pick as yours?

Phillip Hornsby

Ludwig, nick. slime. aimen. Fuck one marry one kill one

Seth Miller

Which smash character would you smash

Jakada

We will we be getting Yard Merch soon?

Hunter Giovannoni

If you guys could take the role of any fictional character in a movie or show which would it be and why?

If you could live anywhere in the world where would you live?

Abi Brennick

Penis nipples or a nipple penis

ComBustible Gaming

If someone gave you $50000 to drink a cup of your own cum. Would you do it?

Vanessa Vega

What’s something you thing about more than you should?

Matt Deemer

Not very likely but a frequently asked questions none the less. What happened to Kneeper? It seems to be he moved out during the move? Was there bad blood or did he just want to move on from living with you guys.

Hunter Peterson

Why is nick the coolest one by far

On loud 9ine

best bit anyone has ever done

whats everyones favorite fast food items

If you could only give one piece of advice to every person what would it be?

With video essays being the meta for longform educational content these days, do you believe that there is still a place for written media in the gaming scene?

Given 8 hours, which of you could build a better shed from scratch?

Braeden Schafer

Which character do you each want to main in the new nick smash clone

Worst first date?

When did you remember seeing your first boob? Like someone flashed you, at a concert, church parking lot, ya know, wherever. Ps- I think this would be funny af if Nick read this in Aiden’s parent’s voice

Thee Salad

What is something you think about or do to bring your spirits / mindset back up?

Josue Rios

Who is the best gamer overall

What is the Patreon goal to see Aimen’s ass?

Ruby Thomas

if sheeshman was in a smash game, what would his moveset be?

susie

do you still have the (life-sized) cut-out of slime with the pizza box from the HugS roast?

zzzane

halloween costumes, go…! lud first

What’s your guys favorite meme videos/pics?

Do you guys have any guilty pleasures?

Game Bag

two lasagnas or one?

Who is the worst roommate?

How is Nick so hot (pls don't read my deadname. I am Elodie now)

I’m probably just out of the know but what ever happened to neeper?

What is one talent that you wish you were born with instead of having to learn?

LanitaDelBBL

Alleged illegal drug horror story's

G-SUS

If you had to choose one influencer to have fake beef with, who would you choose?

(Pet peeves i guess)

SamStarPlays

Did you ever have a moment while living together when one of the other guys did something and you thought “oh yeah this guy’s one of my best friends”?

What are the character rosters for you own fighting games?

Cohsure

If you had to rank your selves best to worst in melee who goes where, and why

Does Zain have potential to be the GOAT? Or has he already reached that level?

Does Swift still hate Aiden?

Cain

Youre stranded on a deserted island and a mermaid appears, would you rather have it be top half fish bottom half women or the other way around.

Which one of you is the best at cooking?

Francisco Limongi

Will there be more special gummy episodes

Dylan Kleidosty

Does Nick ever think he may be too talented to continue working at BTS long term?

If you can see one life statistic what would it be? (For example it could be how many chicken nuggets have you eaten. Or how many hours you’ve spent playing smash)

Miles Pohle

Worst fight y’all have had with each other

What was the hardest part about getting the set for the yard originally built.

Will dardis

Aiden, what is your favorite DM so far?

How much money would someone have to pay you annually to have your fingers be permanently covered in Cheeto dust

When can Nick become a full time influencer?

Patrick J Candelaria

Are you guys looking forward to settling down post career?

Nick Babin

if you could reset your life right now and be reborn as a woman, would you?

Who is the most likely to move out?

After you got your first job what was your first purchase?

Austin Sutherland

will u guys ever tour or have an event (miami) :)

pancakes or waffles

why does aiden look like a drake fan

Gunnar Koger

What do you each hate the most about everyone else in the yard?

SamStarPlays

Do you even burn bro??

alxxool

If each of you were to turn into a disney princess, who would you be?

Grace Krell

Worst pet peeve?

Miles

Who is the sickest character to watch in melee

Everyone's music taste and/or favorite artist

Nolan Richards

What’s your favorite tech item that you have bought** (mouse, keyboard, etc)

zJet

Who’s the funniest out of all of you and why is it slime?

My friend Damion always makes fun of my other friend Ethan for not being cut down under. Ethan hasn't been able to convince Damion of its advantages, how should he phrase his argument to show that Damion is the true loser for being cut?

Craig

When is the merch coming

Bryan V

How much of the history from ssbm will carry over to Nick allstars?

Logan

Who's most likely to SD last stock in melee?

Zark

What is your favorite color of skittle?

Why is Aiden so tall

Jesse pond

Does nick like cucumbers as much as I do?

Mick

If you could make your own video game, what kind of game would you make?

Humberto Camacho

Who would you eat first in a dire situation

more of a suggestion but you guys should all take a bdsm test it might be funny

Nathan Mich

How did you all meet and what were you first impressions. Was there anytime where you thought any you were weird

Andrew

If you could be pro level at any sport or esport, which one would you chose?

Will the regular episode audio ever be posted before or with bonus ep audio?

Bryson Fruchey

How do I leave my job in a way that could let me use my boss as a future reference? Been working as a technician for a year now and I’ve done very good work. But I’m worried that leaving the company could cost me my good relationship with my boss. Thanks

Silvirhunter

What guests are you looking at having on? Also, how much longer until Schlatt is on?

What did you all want to do for careers when you were younger?

Carter Sarkela

Movie that impacted you the most?

What is your problem

Lucas Caswell

What is everyone's burger order usually?

Tone Bone

Is slime ever going to talk about KNIFERS ?

Carter

Who’s the best roommate in the house

ok serious question. if you think poop feels good coming out, have you ever thought how it would feel going back in ????

Genaro Ramirez

Favorite memory from a melee tournament

Joe DeMarchis

who y’all maining in nick all star brawl

What are your thoughts on the recent lego Star Wars video game news

Jeb Bush

What’s the coolest fun fact you know?

Favorite movie?

Did you guys enjoy high school?

Why is Ludwig so bad at Nickelodeon smash?

Kyle

Are there any more guest episodes in the works?

Isaac Rodriguez

what’s your favorite tech item that you have not (mouse, keyboard, etc)

zJet

Where did slime get his username from?

poexv

would u rather live in a world where trees randomly scream or where spiders are human sized

If the four of you were stranded on a deserted island, who would survive the longest?

j

what’s something that annoys you guys the most?

Daren LeCount

How big are each of the lad’s dicks?

Benjamin Crane

What is the best way of trying to get a 3070 rtx graphcis card?

Jaden

When you fire Ludwig from the yard, which influencer will you replace him with?

Shane Lloyd

What’s your go to category on the hub?

Who would win in a verbal fight vs a physical one

thoughts on the new nick smash game

What is one of your favorite memory that you all have together?

sean scott

Who would you guys be in workaholics?

Fav yankee candle scent

Jake Raby

What’s the highest/drunkest you’ve ever gotten?

Vanessa Vega

how did each of you learn to swim and how common was it to the people in your hometown

Jacob

What was the worst experience you’ve had at an event that’s like e3

Favorite moment on the show so far?

Was the old Slime fart in the coinbase commercial real?

Who is getting farther in squid game?

On loud 9ine

Favorite Kanye album?

Joshua Peters

What were y’all’s favourite cartoons growing up?

Michael Chambers

How do you guys rate yourselves on the Kinsey scale from 0-6 lmao

Jeffery Rose

what is your favorite dog breed and why

Charlie Scheb

Why do the bonus episodes keep being well under an hour?

Joshua Goad

Who damaged the old property the most?

Kyle Haynie