SamuKata
DarkmasterN
DarkmasterN

patreon


JANFEB REWARDS 3

Didier R Watson II

Lottie explaining why she doesn't eat certain people/drink certain kind of bloods...like mimes...or clowns xD

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lottie explains the things that she doesn't eat....

1. Clowns (Mimes count)

They give her indigestion and she starts puffing up like a balloon....

2. Bunnies

Their lucky feet interact strangely with her curse and also make her blimp up....

3. Dogs

Their blood makes her complacent and loyal. She doesn't want to follow rules....

4. Mascots (Not even hot ones)

They have 100 times more calories than a normal person. A normal human body has 125,822 calories in it and mascots have nearly 12,582,200 calories! And Lottie OBVIOUSLY takes good care of her very thin and well toned body so she would never eat something so unhealthy.

Honestly I don't know how Patty got this job serving a witch and a vampire if she doesn't even know the basics!

Been a while since we've seen Fatty Patty. This was a funny concept. XD

JANFEB REWARDS 3 JANFEB REWARDS 3

More Creators