Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? It's Actually Kind of Dark.
Added 2025-12-17 09:37:47 +0000 UTCThose of you who have been here a very, very long time (the original video was from 2018, TWENTY EIGHTEEN! TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHTEEN!) may find this video familiar, but it's the perfect kind of nonsense that YouTube shorts loves, so I thought it deserved a remake :)
Comments
Rando thoughts ahoy! I always appreciated you use shorts for more than essentially advertising longer videos.
shadowscribble
2025-12-18 19:56:51 +0000 UTCThe chicken is not dead, she's just resting. (Wonderful plumage, that chicken.)
Sofi D.
2025-12-18 17:40:34 +0000 UTCOn the one hand, I know what you mean.
Alvin Plummer
2025-12-18 13:41:22 +0000 UTCHer final destination....
Alvin Plummer
2025-12-18 13:39:57 +0000 UTCWhy not give death a meaning and go to KFC
Jgeear
2025-12-18 06:16:30 +0000 UTCThe joke was fowl. (Cyn Virtue used the same pun a different way but I really wanted to say this).
Fenrir Wolfganger
2025-12-18 01:21:17 +0000 UTCAh, yes, I remember watching the original and thinking "NOW it makes sense!!"
Crochet4Joy
2025-12-18 01:20:42 +0000 UTCChickens are clearly stupid
Fenrir Wolfganger
2025-12-18 01:19:11 +0000 UTCI think the image that you used to illustrate the moment "likely to happen....?" shows a fairly rural road with not a single car in view. The roads that chickens would cross would all likely to be rural farm roads and thus in most circumstances, the chicken would be perfectly safe, especially with the road following vehicles driven by farmers who would be disinclined to run over their own chickens. 8-) The first original joke I remember my youngest telling: - knock knock - who's there? - to get to the other side. 8-) 8-)
Carol Wang
2025-12-17 18:13:32 +0000 UTCTo what end did the chicken cross the road? To its final end.π
Allan Olley
2025-12-17 16:59:45 +0000 UTCEscalate away
Lexy Gabb
2025-12-17 16:12:40 +0000 UTCLove the Airplane joke.
Donna Flood
2025-12-17 15:47:01 +0000 UTCNah, she's just pining for the fjords
John Kitchener
2025-12-17 14:27:00 +0000 UTCIt had fowl experiences.
Cyn Virtue
2025-12-17 13:21:49 +0000 UTCWow, now I have to spend all day wondering what has happened in that chicken's life that made it suicidal. πΏ
James Baker
2025-12-17 12:46:29 +0000 UTCThat never occured to me before...
CurlyClaire
2025-12-17 11:47:03 +0000 UTCThe Jill Bearup Collection: not including the Dead Chicken Sketch
Haldon Lindstrom
2025-12-17 11:33:56 +0000 UTCPoor mad Hoffman
Vert Rewq
2025-12-17 11:08:48 +0000 UTC"She's expired and gone to meat."
William Wallace
2025-12-17 10:31:29 +0000 UTCOh no! Of course! Oh that is dark. Thanks for the video
Katy
2025-12-17 10:25:19 +0000 UTCAN X CHICKEN OH NO π
Jill Bearup
2025-12-17 10:10:37 +0000 UTCWhy did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren't invented yet.
shift shift
2025-12-17 10:08:59 +0000 UTCIt's resting.
Anders
2025-12-17 09:59:08 +0000 UTCRecycling is good for the environment. 7 years? You look about the same.
Anders
2025-12-17 09:58:52 +0000 UTCIf, for the usual boring "tech doesn't quite work" reasons, you only catch the last few seconds of this, you might briefly think, "Why would a chicken have an account on X?", "Is this some kind of metaphor about how X is likely to make you want to wander out into traffic?". Upon listening from the start, I realise it's the more subtle version of "Why did the Medium cross the road?".
Paul Compton
2025-12-17 09:49:23 +0000 UTCGood sir I do believe that chicken has expired
That Old Dude
2025-12-17 09:43:21 +0000 UTCThis reminds me of the armadillo from rango.
Matthew
2025-12-17 09:43:03 +0000 UTCAs a non-native English speaker, for some reason I'd never heard the official punchline. But as soon as I did, it made senseπ₯² Dark humour is a heck of a thing
Imiliri
2025-12-17 09:42:21 +0000 UTCI told this to someone and they said i was talking nonsense. Glad to find someone who gets my humour!
Katherine Trill
2025-12-17 09:42:10 +0000 UTCDaleks Balon and Odium answered this one back in 2021: https://youtu.be/ju4nLPBitZs
Ekij
2025-12-17 09:41:11 +0000 UTCπ€£ oh boy. It says something about me that I am VERY amused by the twist...
Lynoth
2025-12-17 09:40:19 +0000 UTC
