Smasher Funk Saturday
Added 2024-03-30 14:47:04 +0000 UTCWe made this on stream lollll I like how it turned out its probably one of my favorites rn.
(Verse 1)
Walked into this joint, what's that smell, hot ass?
These Smash Bros fans, did they ever pass a class?
Once picked up my kid from an anime con
But compared to this, that stench is long gone
(Verse 2)
Why's everything got a cheeto dust coat?
Chester Cheetah murder scene, note for note.
The Humidity’s high, sweat everywhere
Their eyes glazed over, in a deathly stare
(Chorus)
Pong shouldn't be sweaty like tennis
This Smasher funk is downright horrendous
Climbing the mountain dew mountain,
To see if my son will be okay
(Bridge)
It's like a football game, mascots on parade
Is that Tony the Tiger, throwing down some shade
Maybe I should call in an FBI raid
I just want my son to be okay
(Verse 3)
Oh, there’s Zelda, I know him in green
Played it on Nintendo, on CRT screens
How long has it been, I miss those days
But now I'm sure, thats not Tony the Tiger
(Outro)
It's a game for kids, why so many adults?
Smash players, please hear my plea
Soap's not expensive, basically free
Though in the end, my son's smile brings me glee
