So, I didn't have much in terms of an April Fools Prank (I could have done a pic of Big Man but I was tired and did nothing the entire day, maybe the future exclusives will feature the other options)
"Please don't look my way, Link, I'm indecent!" The Overweight Rito said. Whether or not he's able to fly is out of the question. His massive ass might weigh him down to the ground that most Hylians walk upon... Except for Link... Somehow he's already managed to Fly via bomb jumping and Magnet Axing anything that he can stand on.