Taskmaster - S7 E8 - Mother Honks Her Horn.
Added 2023-10-03 13:00:06 +0000 UTCI know why I thought it was the penultimate! Because the file I watch them from is out of order! Haha, oops!
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https://dai.ly/k26KrU1Tnmz5QzzwiBk
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Do I say it, do I say it ๐๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-11-30 23:09:22 +0000 UTCKinda means I get through a month of your content a week on average and you upload like 5 a week normally ๐๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-11-30 23:08:45 +0000 UTCI hate that "daddy" became sexualized ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-11-30 23:07:15 +0000 UTCLol, nor good nor bad. It is what it is ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-11-30 23:06:49 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/XzULrNcrBeY?si=RAfE07Oqv-OQt_-9 Thought you may be interested in this extended version of rhods creepy vid for greg
Josh sloan
2023-11-30 16:33:23 +0000 UTCYou don't care about famous people yet you're famous, why don't you care about yourself?
Josh sloan
2023-11-28 00:14:41 +0000 UTCScream for me dammit ๐๐๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-11-27 23:49:45 +0000 UTCWe should have our first date in a grotto ๐คญ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-11-27 23:23:48 +0000 UTCAt least mother isn't as weird as mommy cause that's the equivalent of daddy and that's just all levels of wrong ๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-11-27 10:45:26 +0000 UTCWow I finally get to watch taskmaster again ๐ only took me 6 weeks or so, dunno if that's good or bad ๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-11-27 10:42:46 +0000 UTCYeah I don't know how to do that, I'll cry when I do catch-up ๐คฃ
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-10-18 20:28:08 +0000 UTCHAHHAHA! Take your time, pace yourself ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-18 17:18:19 +0000 UTCEeee look it's the first video my name's on ๐ hopefully I'll watch it before Christmas ๐๐
Joshyboiiiiii
2023-10-17 14:33:35 +0000 UTCHahahhahahaha! I am indeed a mess. Lol! Never heard of Mazapรกn either, but sounds yummy enough ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-13 01:27:25 +0000 UTCYep, i thought it odd at the time how you said you'd go home and practice (the piano) too! (You had a piano at home?!) Also how you then randomly referred to painting a violin cos you wouldn't know what else to do with it, makes sense now. ๐
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2023-10-13 00:44:46 +0000 UTCDon't know what marzipan is? The Spanish translation is not a stretch - mazapรกn - "sweet yellow or white paste of ground almonds, sugar, and egg whites, used to coat cakes or to make confectionery." Aaah! The violin? So no piano lessons at all? Yep, you said 2 years of piano lessons. Snap! I started on the violin around that age too! Then was in the school orchestra all through high school, so got to skip the morning registration class every day ๐
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2023-10-13 00:30:01 +0000 UTCI have no idea what Marzipan is, and did I say paino? I had 2 years of violin! Nothing stuck though ๐
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-12 23:10:08 +0000 UTCHiya Mandy, 0:26 Me and my brothers sometimes take the piss and address our mam and dad as Mater and Pater, the latin words for mother and father. Itโs soo very public school and rubs them up the wrong way ๐ 9:32 Mandy: โAll momโs do it, at least of that generationโ ๐ค hmm, a lock of hair in a jar perhaps? Yep, sounds familiar, like my mamโฆ โjust have bags โฆโ bags?! ๐ณ Sorry Rapunzel, you lost me at bags ๐คฃ โDoes everybody just know what a grotto is?โ Well, yes kinda, like they said earlier, Santa can be found in his โgrottoโ in department stores and malls, around Christmas time, where children can line up to visit him, tell him what they want for Christmas, and they might even get a present as part of the service. He can famously be found in his โgrottoโ, so yeah we know the word, but I didnโt know what a real one looked like. 36:30 โhither and thitherโ. In old English, hither - โto the place where you areโ, and thither - โto that placeโ or in more modern parlance โhere and thereโ or the way Alex used it: โthis way and that wayโ 37:47 James: โAww yes, played into my hands here mate, fuck youโ 43:14 Aww itโs a real shame you only had 2 years on the piano, although 8 is a really young age to start - I reckon youโll have picked up more than you consciously remember - I only had violin lessons in school, mater and pater wanted us to play the piano so we had private lessons - It doesnโt have to suck! because itโs never too late, all it takes is practice. But but but, also โฆ your voice is a musical instrument and you play that beautifully, so there ๐ 46:43 Alex: โand then you wondered if something was a boulder or not, โis that a boulder?โโ โฆ James: โis that a boulder? Or is it a big rock?โ James is a taskmaster superfan, and knew a ton about the show before being on it, thereโs an uncorroborated theory that he was making a callback to Series 1 when Frank Skinner got on a train with a boulder and commented: https://youtu.be/XhPZp8ShXwU?t=814 I wouldnโt put it past him to make this connection. 51:40 I get the ren-resemblance, theyโre both in the style of a folksong or ballad. You donโt hear this style too often, I do enjoy it tho. 54:16 Mandy: โLike the moon?!โ Yeah the moon waxes and wanes, a waxing moon is getting more fuller each day, a waning moon is getting less fuller-er each day, it's on its way out, like a snuffed candle or a spent force, itโs sinking into the ether, dissolving out of existence, and succumbing to the vast, hollow, eternal, suffocating void of nothingness. Itโs dark there, isnโt it? Youโll be referring to Rhodryโs battenberg cake tattoo on his other shoulder. If you like marzipan, which I do, itโs delicious, the recipeโs over 100 years old, and a certain Mr Kiplingโs been selling them in supermarkets for decades, a lovely childhood treat for tea. Weโre good, weโre good! tyvm M G
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2023-10-11 23:25:09 +0000 UTCHahaha, right? The guy is SO entertaining!!
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:08:38 +0000 UTC๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:08:10 +0000 UTCA million years old??? ๐ฑ That is old. Haha. And yeah, learning piano is on my to do list! ๐คช
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:07:58 +0000 UTCThat wrote this? Nope that was me ๐
Terje Flรฅgan
2023-10-05 23:07:02 +0000 UTCHahaha! Can you imagine being a kid and having James as your uncle? ๐ Fun stuff!
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:06:36 +0000 UTCChat GPT? Lol. Thank you Terje! ๐ค
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:05:51 +0000 UTCThank YOU Martin! And but of course, I love these! ๐ค
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:05:24 +0000 UTCI can't do that in my apartment building. It is LOUD
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:04:48 +0000 UTCLmao! I bet his wife loves his stories ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:04:19 +0000 UTCWell now I don't know what to do! Haha. I stopped watching them on Youtube because they are censored (the early seasons at least). And the Drive file is fine, I am just a moron. Lol
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:03:37 +0000 UTCHaha, that is how I've looked all September and bow October to be fair. Spring time is a real allergy-fest
Mandy Cane Lane
2023-10-05 23:01:19 +0000 UTCAfter rewatching this season, I've gone from liking Rhod to *loving* Rhod. I wish he was my friend, even though he'd probably make me do weird shit ๐
James Aston
2023-10-05 04:38:37 +0000 UTCI'm from the Newcastle area and we just don't talk about Oldcastle ;)
Lee Dellbridge
2023-10-04 16:31:13 +0000 UTCReally good episode. Rhod is... creative. Hiding in the wardrobe, creating a live arse water feature... and I thought James would be the most out of the box. Nope. Talking of bugs in resin, I once had (and lost) a million or so year old creature that was in amber. Dunno where it ended up. And I also played piano. From about 7 to 14-15yrs old. I can still remember how to read music in the main and I still have a keyboard which I dabble on from time to time. If you have an hour or two a week, you could maybe get an electronic piano and take lessons again.
Rusty Dog
2023-10-04 01:01:44 +0000 UTCThe "water feature" Rhod created is another favorite of James' nephews, second to him owning Phil
mcegan
2023-10-03 22:47:00 +0000 UTCWe might be awesome, but so are you! And that moment with James and Lance Armstrong was also freakin' awesome. Thanks for replaying it, you saved me from reaching for my keyboard to do the same :)
Terje Flรฅgan
2023-10-03 22:06:13 +0000 UTCPreemptive like, obviously! Thank you for keeping doing these!
Marvelous Martin
2023-10-03 16:17:46 +0000 UTCThe TM YouTube channel started editing out the ad breaks/returns around season 10 or 11. Which is a shame, because one of the best momens in S13 is something Greg says to Alex upon returning from an ad break.
Robert Allen
2023-10-03 15:42:10 +0000 UTCYou can't just claim you can scream with the best of them and not provide proof!
Josh Read
2023-10-03 15:40:31 +0000 UTCWe kind of had a tag-team TED talk (god I love alliteration)
Squeesher
2023-10-03 15:38:49 +0000 UTCAhh well hopefully that's an option then, in which case, thanks for coming to the Squeeshers TED talk
TrickUpMySteve
2023-10-03 15:36:47 +0000 UTCPossibly the earlier series were censored? I haven't watched those in awhile. But S7+ at least is uncensored, and the playlists of each series are complete. They even release the brand new episodes there on Friday, a day after they air on Channel4. But yeah idk what the reason was if there was one. Let's wait for Mandy. She'll definitely have ALL the answers ๐
Squeesher
2023-10-03 15:33:41 +0000 UTCYeah but I think she was having issues with those ones before, or they were censored or something, I can't remember but I'm sure there was a reason lol
TrickUpMySteve
2023-10-03 15:23:52 +0000 UTCActually, everywhere outside of the UK can just watch them on Taskmaster's YouTube channel, completely free.
Squeesher
2023-10-03 15:16:37 +0000 UTCWhatever Alex gets paid it's not enough, can you imagine his wife saying "Did you have a nice day today" and him having to explain how he was Rhod Gilbert's ass fountain ๐คฃ. Loved the reaction thanks Mandy ๐ค
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2023-10-03 14:05:15 +0000 UTCNow, back to the reaction with some coffee, thanks for coming to my TED talk
TrickUpMySteve
2023-10-03 13:41:05 +0000 UTCTo stop your "out of order" shenanigans, I have a couple of options you could use a VPN and sign up to all4 to watch them for free (ยฃ3.99 per month without ads) or on taskmasters website https://taskmaster.tv/shows and that was ยฃ5.99 I think, both options are uncensored for your viewing pleasure
TrickUpMySteve
2023-10-03 13:40:15 +0000 UTCLooks like you are about to sneeze in the thumbnail ๐
Danny
2023-10-03 13:05:16 +0000 UTC
