Help me write Bardic Inspirations!
Added 2023-04-14 18:29:00 +0000 UTCHey friends! As I approach 500k YouTube subscribers (!!!) I am getting ready to make a new celebratory video, like these:
- 50 D&D pick-up lines to celebrate 50k
- Vicious Mockery: 100 D&D insults to celebrate 100k
- Tasha's Hideous Laughter: 50 D&D jokes to celebrate 200k
This one will be 50 Bardic Inspirations. But I can't do it alone! For these videos, Patrons can contribute ideas as comments or during livestreams (coming soon!) to help build the list.
Here are two examples:
"Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears
All these undead are killing me (and I)
I must confess, I need reprieve (need reprieve)
Since your dice can’t roll above a nine, take one of mine
And hit that zombie one more time!
"You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi
Shoot for the heart, and take your aim
Baby, you can kill, or just maim
If you want to get a head start on the next one, you can put your ideas into the comments here, or into the new #bardicinspiration channel on Discord!
The Rules
- Each "bardic inspiration" should be 2-4 lines parodying a popular/well-known song
- Please include the name and artist of the song you are parodying
- Ideally, your new lyrics will contain encouraging/motivational words that a bard might sing to their party members
- Please only post COMPLETE SONG LYRICS as comments here, to make it easier to find the lyrics when we start putting the list together!
If you want to chat, brainstorm, etc. with your fellow Patrons, the Discord is a great place to do that! There's a short guide for how to join the Discord here if you aren't already a member.
Comments
Carry on wayward son by Kansas Carry on my savage one, Your rage is almost done, And soon you can have a long rest, But you must hit once more
Iain
2023-05-12 22:47:16 +0000 UTC-Jonathan Coulton, Still Alive: "This will be a triumph. I'm making your roll a huge success it's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Bardic Inspiration."
Aleph Sharp
2023-05-12 22:43:16 +0000 UTC
