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Summer Is Coming To The Nothingness

Added 2024-07-09 15:05:28 +0000 UTC

Summer has come to the Nothingness! It's the perfect time to go outside and bask in the sun's warm rays! Oh the places we'll go, like the beach, maybe go shopping at the Fall Mall or perhaps we can skinny dip at Platypus Pines.

Unfortunately though, some creatures of the dark don't take kindly to this heatwave or the sun for that matter. New residents of the timelines seem to have cursed us with this horrible weather recently. Sirens blaring, intense winds, what the hell could it be?

Not to mention there have been multiple reports of a feral creature lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce their victims and leaving them flopped on the ground like a dry fish... Hmm, looks like the photo one of our scouts took wound up blurry. Maybe once the photo fully develops, I'll be sure to hand it to you as soon as possible.

I fear what may come to hunt us this Summer in the Nothingness, but there's nothing a good ol' can of soda can't fix. So get out there and loot those vending machines! I have a feeling we're in for a real dreadful night of fright.