One will protect you, the other will attack you.
Added 2020-05-25 01:36:50 +0000 UTCWho do you choose as your champion (and why)?
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I just find Tim to be a trustworthy name e.g. Tim Robbins, Tim Minchin, Tim Othee Chalamet Stephen....pfffffffft
OneTwoKaaFour
2020-05-28 22:02:15 +0000 UTCIf you gave a knife to a guy whose arms are so long he probably can't even masturbate and a former Olympian who probably has nothing left to lose at this point, I'd be putting money on the one that sounds like he needs cocaine instead of milk with his Weet-Bix. Put me down for ¥100 on Steve
2020-05-25 11:14:15 +0000 UTCTouchy Tim deserves death
Mystery man
2020-05-25 10:01:05 +0000 UTCTouchy Tim is just touch-starved and will crash into a snivelling mess if you hug him. Mr. Murphett is off his rocker and will cut ya if you don't chant his overly enthusiastic slogans.
2020-05-25 06:17:25 +0000 UTCThe longer the arms the better
Adam Lohrey
2020-05-25 05:05:32 +0000 UTCTouchy tim for sure. His long arms will never fail me
2020-05-25 04:33:21 +0000 UTCStephen, because he can lift the moral of the ranks, much like he lifts himself in the air on his trampoline. His golden hair will stand out at the front of the battlefield. And he knows how to work with kids, who will be our warriors.
Code Monkey
2020-05-25 03:27:38 +0000 UTCI feel like Stephen Murphett has gone through a few things, where as Touchy Tim seems quite sheltered. Stephen Murphett armed with only a trampoline could easily defeat 100 Touchy Tims.
Jick
2020-05-25 03:16:42 +0000 UTCTim because otherwise a slap from him would put my face into the year 3000.
Dumpling Jim
2020-05-25 02:57:05 +0000 UTCHave you ever played Dhalsim in Streetfighter? I rest my case.
Alex Mader
2020-05-25 02:55:02 +0000 UTCSteve Murphett has the athleticism to dodge touch tim and end his reign of child abuse
Danyal Shameem
2020-05-25 02:27:57 +0000 UTCPunching Touchy Tim in the face, eh? Bold words from someone with orifices within Tim's molesting radius.
Jude Alnas
2020-05-25 02:19:57 +0000 UTCTouchy Tim isn't actually that dangerous to me personally, as I am of age and have been raised a cis-gendered male, so I (unfairly) feel empowered enough to deal with his creepy bullshit and punch him right in the face if he comes at me or anyone without consent. Stevie-boy has some real strong, manic energy to him - I would much rather that energy was spent on worthwhile projects that inspire and energize the next generation, instead of trying to attack me.
Peter Anderson
2020-05-25 01:58:55 +0000 UTCTim's just got that reach. Even if the battlefield was a 21 yr old's Flip Out party, Tim has a layer of innate safety & flexibility that gives him the advantage over Mr Murphett. The only way Murphett could hope to pull it back is if there is a police patrol stage hazard.
2020-05-25 01:54:02 +0000 UTCStephen has a double-jump special (from the many years he studied process trampolining, if you read the flavour text) but his emotional breakdowns cause a super long cooldown time
Eros
2020-05-25 01:46:17 +0000 UTCTouchy Tim as nothing is untouchable to him.
2020-05-25 01:45:09 +0000 UTCTouchy Tim can attack with his arms from a distance so his hitbox is kinda OP
Eros
2020-05-25 01:44:14 +0000 UTCMurphett seems like he's got a lot of inner personal aggression. That mixed with his dedication and commitment (you don't come 4th at the Commonwealth Games without it) it seems like if he were to attack you wouldn't get out of it alive. Also Touchy Tim is a child molester so I'm gonna have to go Murphett
Nash Lawrence
2020-05-25 01:41:50 +0000 UTCI chose Touchy Tim as my champion purely because i can't handle the horror that would be Touchy Tim if he were hunting me
j kohler
2020-05-25 01:40:22 +0000 UTCStephen gave me the courage to chase my dreams
2020-05-25 01:39:48 +0000 UTCTouchy Tim would probably get arrested and then I’d be defenseless
2020-05-25 01:39:43 +0000 UTCAs long as Touchy Tim is correctly utilising XRP tokens in his crypto-mining operation, he’d be set
Cormac
2020-05-25 01:39:22 +0000 UTCTouchy Tim’s long arms provide a layer of security and defence I would otherwise not have. Touchy Tim will keep enemies at bay while I do whatever the fuck
Sadie
2020-05-25 01:38:45 +0000 UTCStephen Murphett seems like he’s going through things, whereas Touchy Tim’s come back from jail, so he’s been toughened the fuck up
MoneyManSam
2020-05-25 01:38:45 +0000 UTCNo matter how high Stephen Murphett can bounce, Touchy Tim's arms will ward him off
Evan S. Darling
2020-05-25 01:38:44 +0000 UTCgotta agree with Ross
Male Celeb Nudes Free
2020-05-25 01:38:44 +0000 UTCTouchy Tim is good for fisting
Samuel Luck
2020-05-25 01:38:34 +0000 UTCCurious as to why anyone WOULDN'T choose Timothy. Those long arms can hug me like 4 times over.
Ben Chilcott
2020-05-25 01:38:26 +0000 UTC
