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One will protect you, the others will attack you: podcast character edition

Who do you choose and why?

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Gobbs money from the iGobb could do anything

Voting Judas so i can pay him silver and ask him to go recruit Barry Kickmore to join my crew. He likes kickin'

Steven Bunn

I just like Italian man and want to spend time with him

Tim Naughty Biscuits because his personality alone would drive everyone away

You gotta remember from the 'Oceans' podcast, Italian man is packing some serious weaponry

the one-note character of italian man will just piss off the others until they bugger off

Moogie is the beginning and the end. He created the universe and will, eventually, obliterate it. Do not venture to tell me that any mere mortal could withstand the might of his awesome, unlimited power.

Oisín O'Sullivan

Pleaaase no more James Benson. How do you like it?

Mystery man

I think this is the only chance to stop moogie

Mystery man

What one of the other characters has more silver than you? Then you will be FUCKED

Mystery man

I think you're right except not because moogie is 90ft tall and has lazer gun

Mystery man

What will he do when he has no mind, no heart, no body.... Moogggie is dispassionate and psychotic when he engages in warfare. A glimmer of hate in his eyes twinkles but this is the only trace of his mooganity. He is become death

Mystery man

If they boogie together? I can only hope. I can do nothing but dream

Mystery man

I don't get it

Mystery man

Good point maybe I'll reconsider my views

Mystery man

I agree but moogie would kill him (Imo)

Mystery man

Nah nah. Nope! Moogie all the way

Mystery man

All power to king moogie

Mystery man

Lol to this haha

Mystery man

Nah

Mystery man

Bad choice imo

Mystery man

Yes

Mystery man

Pizza

Mystery man

Moogie could kill him with a single thought. Italian man is mortal. Italian man is of the earth. Moogie is beyond even comprehension in his twisted power

Mystery man

I heard he ate those kids

Mystery man

A tear of misery brews in mine eye and mine heart in the knowledge that no earthly power could stop him

Mystery man

Excuse me... Thank you. It's Italian man

Moogie is so powerful man, like holy shit he scares me to death. So much power concentrated in such a tiny little body. He cannot be stopped. We are all doomed.

I think Tim Naughty Biscuits has a deep rage hidden inside of him

Graham

Moogie would boogie

Despite me losing a little trust in him through his plagiarism incident, I still believe Tim would be a loyal fighter

Gobbs would simply give them all gobbies and they'll go away

"Judas, will you please protect me from these four whacky characters?" "No, there is no way I will ever do that." "What about for a bit of silver?" "OK I will definitely do that for some silvaah." as long as you have more silver than the others you're good to go.

I hope moogie doesn't get too political as usual.

Lifon Henderson

The only fully realized and believable character on the show, Judas.

Zack Winfrey

Tim Naughty Biscuits the greatest character

Like others said, Gobby because he would Gob everyone off and they would no longer attack me. If they tried to attack me still, Steve Gobs would Gob them to death.

Max Hops

Italian man is the toughest opponent though, until the moogie woogie doogie happens because he has a good faith and can't watch that or his wife will leave

The Moogie Woogie Boogie will counter Tim's Robot Boogie. Plus when Moogie wants to doogie it won't be entirely family friendly anymore and Tim will have to retreat

Steve Gobbs will just suck them all off and stop them

Easily Italian man, he seems like he could kill a hundred men with his bare hands and a salami

Emma

Italian man because he's nimble, unpredictable and has a cane

Having said that, Tim Naughty Biscuits knows his way around Trades Hall which is a safe, remote location

I’ve heard of Judas’ previous work. I think as long as I have enough SiLvAaH I’ll be safe

My reason exactly

Kane Clarke

How can these chumps attack you when they are distracted by the robot boogie?

Pleaaase no more moogie

James Benson

Tim Naughty Biscuits because he’d steal his way to victory

Tayler Stewart

Italy gentleman is a spicy meatball, that's for sure.

Italian man cannot feel shame And completely lacks morality

Didi Pickle

Best gig I ever saw was Tim Naughty Biscuits at Warrnambool PCYC around 9:30am a few years ago

Judas would put his life on the line for some of my silverrr

Nicolas Levy

Italian man just exudes an aura of aggression and craziness that no one would fuck with

I’ll choose the Moogie because he likes to boogie woogie, yeah.

bennymakesgames

No one can resist the Moogie. The hips of cowards everywhere will tremble in rhythm to the Moogie Boogie Woogie.

Jude Alnas

Judas. you can only trust someone if you know their flaws. Judas has only one flaw, the love for silver. I keep some silver on me and I should be good.

Judas cause I'll give him a lil bit of silver and he'll betray the others

That's why you just gotta give him more silvah

Jessie Georg

Italian man for the crazy. Doesn’t matter who it is tho. Just have Judas on the other team. Pay him silver and he’ll betray everyone else anyway

Eli

Tim Naughty Biscuits has nothing to lose

Benjamin Asbury

The real question is just how much is Judas willing to do for all this silver I have?

Tim Naughty Biscuits was my childhood. I lIstened to the "Mushy Peas Collection Vol 3" on cassette so many times as a child

Harry Green

No offence to anyone who picks Judas, but wouldn’t he just betray you at the tip of a hat, or rather silver?

MoneyManSam

Steve Gobbs is DEAD. Don't make me revisit that pain. Too soon boys too soon

Dave F

Tim naughty biscuits would just make shit up to people who try to fight you so the people trying to fight you would be like oh shit we shan’t fuck with this guy Also, no.

Dustin Karnes

Moogie, years of doing the moogie boogie woogie will have kept him fit and agile to deal with the others

James Kamerman

Italian Man for life, he definitely has some secret mafia connections that will help out


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