Silly Poll #1
Added 2020-07-13 04:05:46 +0000 UTCOh my god! I totally forgot i promised u bunch of silly polls last week. Well here it is, the first of some silly polls. Thanks again for being so srs with our srs polls, but now u get to be as silly as u want. if u want to go back and do the srs poll feel free, but remember to be srs. anyway, here it goes, silly poll number one:
What is ur favourite poop?
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The Ghost poop. There is two types, one more rare then the other. But it does exist. Type A: (Most Common) where the poop occurs and you get a visual on said poop, but when you wipe (back to front of course) there is no trace of said poop below. Leaving you questioning, did I actually just shit? Or am I just sitting on someone elseβs shit and having a courtesy wipe.....? Type B: (Rare) where the deposit occurs and you go for visual confirmation and there is no nugget in the bowl? You are puzzled? Do I stand up and walk out? Nothing is in the bowl? Did I actually shit? Do I need to wipe? So you do a courtesy wipe (back to front of course) and you pick up shit residue...! WTF! You feel dirty and violated, what just happened and where did it go? The Ghost poop strikes again... Is it real? By far the superior of all poops!
2020-07-24 13:53:11 +0000 UTCA poop to surpass metal gear.
2020-07-16 11:10:47 +0000 UTCPoop that surpasses the Schwarzschild radius
Jude Alnas
2020-07-15 16:56:20 +0000 UTCI like sticky poos, very interactive and fun
2020-07-14 12:20:55 +0000 UTCdo they come out of a spirally ass?
bennymakesgames
2020-07-14 01:23:53 +0000 UTCwhoa
bennymakesgames
2020-07-14 01:23:45 +0000 UTCi would normally reward this kind of creativity, but in this case, it's just not working for me
bennymakesgames
2020-07-14 01:23:28 +0000 UTCthat's a lot of velocity
bennymakesgames
2020-07-14 01:22:54 +0000 UTCis this because it requires no wipe, or because you just chose not to?
bennymakesgames
2020-07-14 01:22:29 +0000 UTCvery satisfying, 10/10
bennymakesgames
2020-07-14 01:22:13 +0000 UTCi unfortunately don't need the chocolate cake for that
bennymakesgames
2020-07-14 01:22:01 +0000 UTCLong spirally poops
Angel Xoakim Flores
2020-07-13 11:49:31 +0000 UTCWinning so far
2020-07-13 11:43:30 +0000 UTCTaking a massive shit just as the mdma is really hitting full swing. Absolute buckets of sloppy foul gruel, i love it
2020-07-13 10:33:27 +0000 UTCBad poop
Mystery man
2020-07-13 09:15:51 +0000 UTCThis question prompts quite a serious discussion of the most valued aspects of a topic not often spoke about in public. I was promised a silly poll, not this. Please do better.
Raffa
2020-07-13 08:14:44 +0000 UTCShower poop. The waffle stomp is similarly my fav type of stomp
2020-07-13 07:22:35 +0000 UTCI just want poop that smells like real poop.
Damon Reed
2020-07-13 07:22:05 +0000 UTCPoseidon's kiss
2020-07-13 06:58:58 +0000 UTCI fucking hate poo π€π‘π¦ π€’
2020-07-13 06:27:08 +0000 UTCLove big poops get smelly poops :(
2020-07-13 04:52:31 +0000 UTCNo need to flush poop (exits at such a velocity that it doesn't remain in the bowl)
Andrew Sommerich
2020-07-13 04:47:26 +0000 UTC1000 thread count silk poo. It just slides out no mess. Like a submarine.
2020-07-13 04:43:39 +0000 UTCGhost poo
2020-07-13 04:21:56 +0000 UTCCoffee poop!
2020-07-13 04:17:59 +0000 UTCNo love for spicy poop?
SPOONMAN
2020-07-13 04:15:52 +0000 UTCAngel poop
Didi Pickle
2020-07-13 04:14:43 +0000 UTCA big poop, a poop so big the splash in the water hits my butthole.
CK
2020-07-13 04:14:34 +0000 UTCNo wipe poop
2020-07-13 04:14:21 +0000 UTCLoose explosion with minimal pain
2020-07-13 04:12:46 +0000 UTCthe poop when you've eaten too much chocolate cake and you have to wipe like 30 times but there's still poop on the tp
2020-07-13 04:11:44 +0000 UTCMy favorite is the Oprah "S" because someone on her show told her S shaped poo is the best poo
Dave
2020-07-13 04:09:40 +0000 UTCmy favourite is the "ghost log" where you drop a massive log-shaped turd out, then go to clean up and their is no "bark" on your bumhole and the paper remains clean!
2020-07-13 04:08:37 +0000 UTCLil nug poop supporter all the way
Kylie Jones
2020-07-13 04:08:33 +0000 UTCHot snakey pooos
2020-07-13 04:08:27 +0000 UTCThe poop that hangs for a little while but doesnβt disconnect because itβs so structurally sound that it plops out like a superb thick sausage from your local butcher.
2020-07-13 04:08:04 +0000 UTCPoop that i put in my hands and roll it around a little bit
bennymakesgames
2020-07-13 04:07:40 +0000 UTCSilly poop, haha
bennymakesgames
2020-07-13 04:07:23 +0000 UTCWhat about the ghost poops?
Jordan DeCloedt
2020-07-13 04:07:17 +0000 UTCBig poop gang rise up and be heard!
2020-07-13 04:07:16 +0000 UTCreally great stuff guys, thanks
2020-07-13 04:07:14 +0000 UTCThat is yucky
Geordie McGrath
2020-07-13 04:07:10 +0000 UTC