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Podcast Help PLEASE

We are doing an Olympics Podcast RN.
Please make up fake Olympic Sports for us to impro on the pod and I'll chuck them in

Love Broden Kelly

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Ice pancakes

Will you be coming to the uk soon?

Chicken fight jousting.

I feel like Mark could have done something really special with this one

Olympic Manners

Your welcome

Competitive haberdashery

Floor and partner stretching, massage

Full contact bird watching

Ding dong ditch. Someone brings the doorbell before the defender can catch you

Coopershield cheese race, when men chase from a high hill for a Gloucester cheese head) Exciting competition, but a little dangerous!

VitAnyaNaked

Full contact sailing ✌

Apple bobbing - A number of serious injuries from last time as people aren't able to practice on any other day except halloween, or at the fair...or in the 50's. Isaac Newton Grand Champ. Also Horses

Boxing - But it's how fast you can tape and pack a box

Kangaroo unboxing

Alastair Gray

Frontgammon

Alastair Gray

Ponytail Limbo

Alastair Gray

basketball

Jazz-scatting

Olympic straight-man-ing

But you keep getting caught… by various popular podcast characters lol

Joe Dannenfelser

Competitive miming

synchronized flatulence

Men’s freestyle roadside sobriety test

Fencing but instead of swords it’s dildos

The 100 metre sucky-wucky-tucky

200m find the car keys

Is this event separated by different weight classifications?

Jonathan Davies

Codger wrangling. For Cowdoys only👍

Long jump featuring Frogman.

Jonathan Davies

Chode fencing

Karaoke…I’m thinking ‘we didn’t start the fire’ for some reason…

Jonathan Davies

Anal beads tug of war

Cock (and ball) fighting

people who look most like broden Kelly. the person who looks most like broden Kelly comes second because broden always wins because he is broden kelly

Male Celeb Nudes Free

curb stomping!

Talk about your pets!

Eric Szymkowiak

The 30 seconds of stand-up comedy event

Explaining obscure facts

Eric Szymkowiak

Billionaire Space Shot-put

Egg and spoon race. Putting a doona in a doona cover. Building IKEA furniture.

Boggle

Ciggy smoking. There are so many events, it’s basically Track and Field

Wine Glass Lifting

Balloon filling

Rick

Improve comedy

Chess

Fuck throwing

Slip'n'slide

Jasper Hayward

Jumping

Charlie Hollands

Passive aggressively doing the dishes while your partner watches tv in the other room

Shopping cart bob sledding

Shot put but using Puds instead of the put..call it shot pud

Jonathan Davies

100m freestyle for non-swimmers. 1500m hurdles for people who think they're chickens.

Laura Fraser

Freestyle sitting

Jolze

Franchisee application relay

Olympic Improvisation (like Ice Dancing or other sports where they judge artistry)

Cross country manhunt

Jolze

100m Skipping comp

Damon Reed

Competitive party quirks

Passive aggression

best impression of Teresa The Long Island Medium

200m sasquatch tackle

40 meter spaghetti slurp

Zack Winfrey

Corporate Team Building Exercise Decathlon

Admiral Clackbar

synchronised bath time

Duck Duck Goose could be cute

MangusYangus

Cum related portmanteaus

David Falconer

Penis Pole vaulting

Mark Dolling

Competitive taunting

David Falconer

10km La Porchetta renovation

Mark Dolling

Synchronised freestyle (the rapping kind)

Butt chugging

Chad

Synchronised Cockpunching

Mark Dolling

The three legged walk

Adam Lacobs

Big cums

Tallon Allen

Skateboarding just got added to the olympics. Be a shame if some scooter/bmx kids came by...

Finally my premature ED comes in handy 👌

velocity_raptor

Mustaches

Relay-style space race against Jeff Bezos

Synchronised running

Best 2 min freestyle about topic given by the other boys

Kayla Royer

Who can give mark a stiffy the quickest (yes mark can also compete)

Kayla Royer

Vaping

Loudest burp/fart or longest burp/fart

Kayla Royer

I reckon running would be good

Lewis Moss

Competitive Tech Deck battles

Name that theme song/ name the movie from hearing a quote/ guess the impression Tom is doing

Kayla Royer

Who can forgot that Jared fogle is a pedophile the quickest

Penis braiding

Ira Wray

Most/best backhanded compliments to the other boys

Kayla Royer

McDonald’s orders but price is right game

Joseph Reyna

Tossing 3 litre bottles of milk

Eric Johnson

theatre watersports

Calling the 26th contact in Your phone and asking for dating advice without being called out for being on the podcast (if they don’t answer close eyes and pick random contact until someone answers)

Kayla Royer

Theatre sports

Erin Bittner

speed breaking up with a partner

Foursquare/handball

Wilson Finch

Walking a cat

Erin Bittner

The Moogie Woogie Boogie

Who can correctly call out innuendos by saying “that’s what he/she said” the most times throughout the podcast

Kayla Royer

Pooping

Erin Bittner

Family guy impressions

Lifon Henderson

Arguing

Wilson Finch

Boop boop

Lifon Henderson

Competitive anti doping piss testing

Funny Walks

Goodminton

Duck finding

CAPTCHAthlon - fastest person to click on all the Trucks wins

Extreme slowness

Gillian Mays

100 meter sprint over lego, its endurance based

Uphill Crabwalk

Baaab Cat

Most Monty python quotes per minute

Max Rashes

Shitting at a college frat party and leaving without flushing

Matt Kenda

Competitive pooing

Bird calling near the skeet shooting

The 200m cum relays

Vegemite Sandwich eating

Men's 100m Squint

Charlie

the 100m kiss

The 100m hog on a stick dash

Dickathlon

Spexicano

Doxing Political Rivals

400m freestyle (rap)

Olympic improvisation

George S

Sneezing with eyes open

Kayla Royer

Water poolo (like polo but with poo)

Tom Winstanley

Fart propelled boat racing

dropping a cell phone in piss water

Longest fart or burp

Kayla Royer

Slime

Theater sports

Remy Alva

Hamstring pulling

Hop, skip and suck

who can poo the longest poo log

Charlie's Salami Eating Contest

Connor

library book sex

Meli J

Beach ball deflating

Empty pool high dive

Matt Brown

Hammer throw but you throw Zack by the hair

Jules O'D

Cocaine

Connor

First to get Tom to call you “dumb cunt”

Kayla Royer

Italian hunting

who can say poo in the most languages

Bagel smearing

Musical Scares

Connor

Who can build the most skyscrapers in 12 seconds

who can say poo the loudest

Netball

Sack race but with your scrot

Matt Brown

Podcasting

Fawn hunting

Alex Osborne

Bucket Hat Broden and his Bodacious Bitches

Joe Dannenfelser

Armpit race

Peter Anderson

Staring contest

Swearing,

Online pirating

Bootscootin Putin

Duck Duck Cum

Connor

100m sprint, but you've just finished a big meal and are pretty full.

meatspin

Professional hide and seek

Rusky

Checking in on a mate who's been just a bit too rowdy lately

Big Tim

Butt chugging

Full contact laser tag

Matt Brown

Watching Anime in Front of Your Parents

Kallan Phillips

Sheet folding

Competitive Laughing

Silly Slime

Connor

Who can hold their breath longest underwater

Screaming into the sky and saying "Why god why???"

Rank My Sons

A John Wick style manhunt where all athletes try to kill Zack

Connor

Are We There Yet? (2005)

Doxxing

Bootscootin Putin

Sliding down a muddy hill

Big Tim

Eating Cheese While Running From Bees

Alasdair Cooper

Brown Town Bum Cum

Connor

Where’s The Egg

Baby throwing

Blaze mann

Lawn bowls but you’re on PEDs

Coming up with good fake Olympic Games

Egg McMuffin toss

Bootscootin Putin

The most kisses on a Charlie Bonanno’s bald head

Fartwheels

Crocheting

Blaze mann

Hot dog eating

Cartwheels

Competitive social distancing Barrista race performed by law abiding barristers Synchronised wanking

Andrew McMenemy

Chim Chum A Fight Of Cum

Connor

Watching paint dry

Dildo toss

Blaze mann

bullrush

200m Singing

Jules O'D

Contemplative thinking

Bootscootin Putin

Cum Chuggin

Billy Manton

Playing the tuba with your butt - but only Rihanna songs

Basketball but the ball is extremely hot

Edward B.G.

Shower singing

G N

Cum

Connor

Supermarket colleague dodging

Literallymeatballs

Javierelin, javelin but you’re throwing a guy called Javier

Matt Brown

Walking in the park

Knitting a blanket

Rum Cum Tugger

Connor

The longest lasting Stiffy

Men's 40m Fuckwit

Omelette flipping

Fencing (but just putting up a fence)

Allan Cashion and Brianna Gordon

Synchronised David Schwimming

Tom Winstanley

Synchronised listening

Julie Stoddart

Web surfin

NorchEast

Artistic Table Tennis

Podcasting

Golf but you want a big score

Incest igloo

TeddyThoughts

Best kisser in the world

Just having fun

Cobbling

Richard Thomas

Coat checking

Big Tim

Biscuit Diving (into tea)

A pentathlon but with 20 events

Competitive screaming

Bootscootin Putin

Microsoft Excel

James Olson

Croquet/crochet

Todd Duvall

Who can see the farthest.

Richard Thomas

Reverse Cowgirl

Computie games

Fastest maccas run

Meatball shot put

Standup comedy

Lube and slide dash

TeddyThoughts

Ham time

Going to bed angry

the 200m bumbum tickle

Movie Marathon

Joash

The suck off games

TeddyThoughts

100m moonwalk

Cameron Fulwood

Cum skeet shooting (the cum is the bullet)

Matt Brown

Post match banter

Big Tim

Bowling Ball Shotput

Richard Thomas

Bikini waxing

Tickles

400 metre cum

Cormac

500m rolling

Theme park knowledge

reece byron

Chilli challenge

Sarah

Convincing your parents to get the vaccine

Haezan

Duck kicking

finding my dad who left to get milk when I was 3

Lawn darts elimination

Todd Duvall

Fighting the Bosch

Walking a dog that just does not want to walk anymore

Chicken farming

Kylie Jones

Sneaking out of a social event you don’t want to be at

Synchronised taser spasms

Pud eating contest

Sebastian Benn

Small talk at the hairdresser

Fish dressage

20m tube dash

Keelan Finch-Roberts

1meter sprint

Armball, esplanades, and shark evasion are my favorites.

Derek Martz

Piping hot Mrs Macs Pie eating contest

Volunteer work

Nathan Alexander

dressage

Josh Adams

Artistic wanking

4 metre relay

Big Tim

Javelin but its a stick you found on the way there

Professional headbutting

Jumping pope (like jumping rope but with the Pope somehow idk)

babysitting

Isabel Melhem

pro moogie woogieing

Artistic & rhythmic chicken skewer creation and cooking

Underwater Basket Weaving

Chuk Appleseed

Tandem Pissing

Edward B.G.

Anger management

triathlon

Josh Adams

1 metre diving board

Extreme underwater basket weaving.

Nicholas Ferrazza

Parallel parking

hockey

Josh Adams

rowing

Josh Adams

Dog grooming

Andrew Sommerich

100m sprint

Josh Adams

Cumsledding

Bombardment

Samuel Troy


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