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The Great Aunty Donna Debate #DonnaDecides2024

Esteemed patrons of The Aunty Donna Club, this month we bring to you:

The Aunty Donna Election (COMING 1 NOV 2024 - 9AM AEDT)

Earlier this week Opposition Leader Mark Samual Bonanno announced his candidacy for the 2024 Aunty Donna presidential election. Aunty Donna's current President Zachary Ruane, the 1st and incumbent president of Aunty Donna, announced his candidacy for re-election for a second presidential term shortly thereafter.

While this move has rocked the Aunty Donna office, both parties have committed to a fair and honest election.

(Zach requests that you mention here that this is with the exception of Mark who used this week's Aunty Donna Podcast reel as advertising clout for his campaign)

That is why tomorrow - 1 NOVEMBER 2024 9AM AEDT - we are bringing 'THE AUNTY DONNA ELECTION' exclusively to The Aunty Donna Club, so that you can be the first to know who will be elected as the next President of Aunty Donna.

(Mark requests that you mention here about how even though this is October's Aunty Donna Club exclusive content it is technically released a day late on 1 Nov and that these delays would never happen if he is elected as President of Aunty Donna)

Join us tomorrow for the full election coverage, and in the meantime, check out the debate.

Enjoy legends!

The Great Aunty Donna Debate #DonnaDecides2024

Comments

How was Mark’s most coherent speech about having blood come out of his dick?

Joshua Fowler

it here!

Aunty Donna

it here!

Aunty Donna

it here!

Aunty Donna

it here!

Aunty Donna

Howwws it goin boyyyys? I'm just checking in on the election?

Tobias Mitchell

Where is my goddamned election, boys

Barf Dorkington

typical thing to happen under zachs leadership

Zoe Elms

A delayed election? Truly the kind of stuff Mark, if elected president, would make sure never happens! So what he steals petty amounts of cash?

Magnus Hjorth

Going to be sleeping by the time the boys wake up.

Sam Willan

😴

SezBez91

Have I got my timezones wrong, or are the boys having a lie in?

Jamie Thelin

Why settle for Andre Agassi when you can have Roger Federer? I'm voting for the best tennis player that's ever lived thank you very much

Nick Guzman

I decided to vote for Tony Martin and Tony OK this year, they promise to bring 2 Tony 2 fast ft. Vin Diesel to the table for the working class.

Matt

All this time I thought AD was an Anarcho-syndicalist commune in Australia but turns out they're a theocratic populist cult centered around the appeasement of this "Broden" God-head.

Kyle Rubdie

It would seem to be you who’s twisting yourself up in knots, just like a pie of spaghetti!

Carter Pape

I want to vote for Zach but remember Piss Gate? Tsk tsk

Morg-a-loop

Zach’s got my vote!

Rob Frost

LET THEM VOTE

Harley

Atleast Zach keeps spaghetti away from his pies. It's disgusting and unnatural, not at all what God intended.

Liam

In Mark we trust

Rowan Brown

JOE PRES NOW !!!

feri

No, you’re wrong. Actually, Mark is the Roger Federer of this election. And Zach is the Andre Agassi.

Carter Pape

🀩

SezBez91

Can't wait to see the mental gymnastics Mark supporters do to defend him here!

Liam

When will we see the VP debate between Silly Boy and Frogman? Voters need to know who will be 2nd in charge before making an informed decision

Eddie H

Will your pork barreling be an actual pork barrel? If so how? When? πŸ€”πŸ™

chatswithbob

I’m so glad I got your thoughts on pie.

Zach c

Will the non performing members of the land of Aunty Donna also be eligible to vote?

Spexicano


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