"What is it? Is it even human? What the fuck, man? I mean, I've seen some fat motherfuckers in my time but this guy . . . shit. Oh fuck, it's waking up. Hey man, what's the deal with you? My buddy and I thought we'd spotted a beached whale. You're fucking gigantic, man! How the fuck could you do this to yourself? What are you, like 500 lbs? Jesus, that is fucking disgusting, bro. And why the fuck aren't you wearing a shirt. We shouldn't have to look at all that lard. Cover the fuck up, man. Aren't you embarrassed showing off that massive belly to everyone? You should be, you fat fuck. Bet you chose this resort because it's all-inclusive, right? Greedy pig. Yeah, I bet you've spent every waking minute gorging yourself at all the buffets. Fuck, look at all those plates of food around you! That's enough to feed a family of six, dude! Is that what you did, huh fat boy? Just stuffed yourself into a food coma and then fell asleep surrounded by all this evidence of what a gluttonous hog you are? Fucking do something about your weight, man. I can barely look at you you're so fucking obese. Have some self-respect, pig. And get your fat ass off my damn beach. What's that? You need us to help you get up?!? You're too fucking fat to stand on your own. Jesus, man. That's fucking sick."
