"You know you can talk to me about anything, buddy. We go back a long way, you and me. I know we don't get to hang out as much as we used to but, you know, as a model you just gotta go where the work is. Seems like I spend half my fucking life at the airport! But it's obvious something is . . . well, something is not going well for you. Is everything okay because - and I was gonna say something about this when we met up six months ago, but I didn't want to offend you and I told myself that you'd get it dealt with. Dude, you have a serious weight problem. I hate to be blunt about it, but you're fucking huge. Six months ago I thought you were looking unhealthily big, but now . . . Jesus, you're even fatter than I thought anyone could get in half a year. Look at your belly, man. Look how huge and round it is. You don't even have a lap. You look like you're fucking pregnant with quintuplets! You were always kind of a big guy even in college but now you're just massively obese. So that's why - even though I know it's uncomfortable to talk about it - I wanna know if you're okay. Is it something to do with that guy you're seeing. Sean? I'm amazed he stayed with you, man, what with all the excess lard you're hauling around and him being so fit. He what? He likes you like that? I don't understand. He's your what? Your encourager? So, he like encourages you to gain weight, or something? Man, that is some fucked up shit. This turns you guys on? You gorging yourself on fattening food and turning yourself into this fat pig I see sitting in front of me? I don't know what to say. This is obviously not any of my business, so I guess if it makes you happy then that's that. Say, since you're so into food, they have a great restaurant here. Gotta admit I'm kinda interested to see how much a guy as fat as you could put away in one sitting. Would you be up for that? Showing me just how much you could stuff yourself with, while I watch. Yeah, I'm as confused as you are, but it actually sounds kinda hot. And you're so fucking big! Let's see just how much bigger we can blow up that massive gut. Table for two coming up!"
