OP 5

Yelena Belova

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"You have an escape plan?" Yelena shouted as she narrowly avoided a bullet to the back of her shoulder. She had to admit, she had many times thought about what it would be like when (or to be more accurate, IF,) she would meet her sister again. Since escaping from the 'Red Room', her sister had gone on to join the American government as their spy before becoming one of the famous Avengers, protectors of Earth. Her sister, Natasha Romanoff AKA The Black Widow, was one of the founding members.

Sometimes she would imagine that they'd meet up somewhere plain and boring, like a coffee shop or a cafe or something and just talk their problems out. But most of the time, she imagined them meeting exactly as they just had. The two fought and were now being chased by a bunch of people wanting to kill them.

"I do," Natasha replied as the pair leapt over a stair railing and landed on the street below before running away as the assassins chasing them started following. "Need a quick escape," She said into her earpiece. "Upgrade the bike." She said before cutting the call.

"You brought one of your Avenger friends?" Yelena asked hopefully. "Is it Stark? Did he bring a spare suit? Can I try it?"

"Yes, no, no and no," She answered as they rounded a corner and came across a motorbike. Yelena blinked hard as the fairly decent bike suddenly became covered in a goo-like substance and transformed so it was now bigger, better looking and all black with green stripes in a circuit-like design.

"Get on," A slightly-robotic voice came from the bike. Natasha didn't hesitate and hopped on, Yelena blinked once more before doing the same, wrapping her arms around her sister before the bike took off. "So, this is your sister, huh?" The voice asked once more.

"It's complicated," Natasha sighed.

"You're the shapeshifter, yes?" Yelelna asked. "The one who can transform into the aliens?"

"That's me," The voice replied before a long neck came out from the side of the bike, at the end of it was a round head with a green circle for an eye. It lifted itself up to stare at her. "The name's Harry, though this particular form is called Upgrade. It's nice to meet you."

"Likewise," Yelena nodded to him after recovering. "So, you must be enjoying this, yes? Having all this fun while two beautiful women ride you?" She said with a teasing smirk.

"Oh yeah," Upgrade replied easily. "What about you? Enjoying the ride?" He asked, matching her tone.

"Maybe, could be a bit more comfortable," She said, inclining her head slightly. "I think that you...aaahh!" She gasped. "What's that?!" She asked, wriggling her hips.

"Seatwarmers, you like it?"

"My tush has never felt better," She grinned at him. "I hope you're enjoying yourself."

"I just might be,"

"I'm sorry, are you two flirting right now?" Natasha demanded as they narrowly avoided crashing into a car. Yelena and Harry looked at each other for a moment before answering.

"Yep,"

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"So, you and Stark together make the armour and all the cool toys for the rest of the Avengers?" Yelena asked as she and Harry stopped into a lab in Avengers Tower.

"Well, more like Tony and my aliens, I'm too much of a dumbass to actually make anything useful." He shrugged.

"I noticed," She said straight-faced.

"Careful," He warned her with a grin. "Be too mean and I might not give you some of the toys I'm planning to gift you."

"I humbly apologise, Best Avenger," She said at once, smiling up at him. "So, what do you plan to give me?"

"Start with these," Harry said, handing her a small case. "Inside are a couple of contact lenses along with written instructions."

"I know how to use contact lenses," She frowned, giving him a look that said she wasn't sure if he was messing with her or not.

"Not like these," Harry grinned. "They change colour on command, and they can give you access to several different types of vision. You got X-Ray, thermal and so on. Plus if you're in a tight spot, just take them both out, put them together, say the code written in your instructions and toss them at whoever is causing you problems."

"They explode?" Yelena blinked.

"Oh yeah," Harry nodded. "But don't worry, they're perfectly safe. Stark and Alien-tech guarantee. Now, what else? Oh yeah, I also had your gauntlets upgraded along with all of your old equipment. And I got you a new suit as well, it's lightweight and damn near indestructible, along with hoard of gadgets inside, all centred around your area of expertise."

"And what would that be?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Combat, badassness, spy work and cat walks."

"I do do a good catwalk," Yelena hummed in agreement.

"Trust me, I know."

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"Okay, so that's the mission," Cap said, standing around the war table in the Quinjet. All of the Avengers were gathered around, along with Yelena, their newest addition. The Avengers had taken a liking to her; in many ways, she was like her sister, but there were differences, such as how she seemed to be biologically incapable of lasting a five-minute conversation without being sarcastic. Despite that, she was competent and knew what she was doing, which was good enough for him. "Okay, does anyone have anything to say? If so, now is the time."

"I do," Yelena piped up. "We need codenames."

"We have codenames," Tony pointed out with a frown.

"Codenames that the enemy knows, the enemy knows who we are and is expecting us, we anticipate that he might even try to hack our communications. So we need different code names." Yelena reasoned. "I already have them picked out."

"Oh? What's mine then?" Tony asked.

"Beggar," Yelena said at once.

"But I'm the richest guy here," Tony protested.

"Exactly, who would think that would mean you?" She shrugged. "I'm calling you 'Triceps', " She told Thor, who looked down at his arms and then nodded in agreement. "Doctor Banner, it'll be 'Pink' for you because nobody expects the 'Green guy' to go by pink." She ignored Bruce's frown at that and turned to Hawkeye. "You'll be 'Iron Man', it'll confuse them."

"Makes sense," Clint shrugged, ignoring Tony's protest.

"You'll obviously be 'Glutes'," She told Cap.

"Obviously," The rest agreed before Cap could say anything.

"Virgin," Yelena pointed at Natasha. "Oh, and that'll be your codename as well."

"Really?" Natasha sighed.

"What about him?" Tony asked, pointing to Harry.

"Penis," Yelena answered immediately.

"Why am I that?" Harry couldn't help but ask.

"It's your best quality and what I like most about you," She answered with a straight face.

"Oh, and how did that come to happen?" Natasha asked with a frown.

"If you need to ask that question then you really shouldn't be protesting about your codename."