OP 14
Added 2025-08-13 14:35:22 +0000 UTCShe-Hulk -
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"Alright, let's make sure this mission goes well," Cap said as the jet neared their drop point.
"Yeah, because if it doesn't, then we'll have the Hulk tearing up all of our collective asses." Frank Castle, AKA Punisher, snorted.
Jennifer Walters, a cousin of Bruce Banner, had been kidnapped and taken to the facility that they were all heading to now. For most, she was simply the Hulk's cousin. But Harry knew better; his comic knowledge told him exactly who she could be, but that hadn't happened yet. Maybe this was when it would happen. Looking around, Harry took note of everyone on the team with him.
There was Captain America himself, The Punisher, Black Widow, Iron Man, Winter Soldier, Hawkeye and Wolverine. Jennifer Walters wasn't the only person who had been kidnapped; there was more, plenty more.
"You all know the plan," Cap said as he opened the jet door. "Hit your target points, get in and out quickly, and find the hostages you've been assigned to."
"You got it, Boss," Harry said, standing up from his seat and walking over to the now open door. "I'll see you guys in a bit," He said before leaping out of the jet and plummeting towards the base that they were supposed to attack. As he got closer, he slammed his hand down on the Omnitrix, transforming himself into Cannonbolt, a hulking, broad-shouldered alien covered in natural, yellow exo-plates. Curling himself into a ball, he shot down to the ground like a bullet, piercing through two giant robots and a tank before creating a large crater in the ground.
Bullets bounced off him before he rolled forward, crashing through another tank and the front door of the building. A green light enveloped him.
"Xlr8!" He yelled upon completing his transformation into another alien. He shot forward, dodging bullets and taking out any hostiles he could see. This repeated for several minutes as he explored the base before he eventually found the room he was looking for.
After taking down a greasy looking scientist, he looked at a screen at a desk which had a picture of a woman. Jennifer's name was written on it, while the woman in the picture looked a lot like the actress who had played Annabeth in the Percy Jackson movies. Looking at that picture, he found it hard to believe that this woman was the same as the unconscious one in the pod that was fitted in the wall. She was big, somewhere around seven feet tall, if he had to guess. She was muscular, as evidenced by her biceps, but also with the same curves one would expect from a comic book created woman. Her green hair descended down to her mid-back, and her skin was a matching green. She also happened to be the most beautiful woman that Harry had ever seen.
"Harry," Cap's voice came in through his comms. "Status update? What's going on?"
"I've developed an appreciation for muscle mommys," He said in a completely serious voice.
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"Come on! Come on!" Hulk yelled furiously. "Come on! HULK IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!" He roared, shaking the entire room.
A moment later, Harry pressed the square button on his controller and won their match. Hulk's gaze leapt from his custom-made controller to the screen to Harry, who was sitting next to him.
"Sorry, big fella," Harry said, putting his controller down and patting Hulk on the arm. "If you want, we can do a best of two out of three." Hulk glared down at him for several moments before his features softened.
"Three out of five," Hulk told him.
"I can work with that," Harry said just before the door opened and Jen walked in, in all of her She-Hulk glory while wearing a black skirt and jacket along with a white, button-up shirt and black high heels, because obviously sev. "Hey, Jen," Harry said in greeting while Hulk gave her a wave. "How was work?"
"Well, five guys tried to hit on me, two paparazzi tried to get pictures under my skirt, and I had to explain to a very irritating woman that I can't sue her neighbour for refusing to let her use his Wi-Fi." Jen sighed as she walked over and plopped down next to Harry, the custom made couch barely shook under her weight. "All in all, I've had worse days," She shrugged.
"Hulk could smash?" Hulk offered, rather adorably in Jen's opinion.
"That's okay, big guy," Jen patted his shoulder, leaning over Harry to do so. "I'm a big girl, I can handle myself. So, it's your turn out today?"
"Hmm," Hulk grunted. "Banner's days are boring. He only do science...and books. Hulk plays with Harry."
"Is he still upset about us?" Jen asked softly, gesturing between Harry and herself.
"Banner doesn't want you two to do kissy-face," Hulk shrugged.
"Thanos himself could not stop me and Jen from doing kissy-face," Harry declared firmly, earning an amused snort from Jen.
"What about you, Hulk?" Jen asked.
"Jen smart, Jen know what to do," Hulk replied. "And Harry nice to Hulk, nice to Jen. Plus Harry is strong, Harry look after Jen. But now Jen strong, so Jen can look after Harry when Harry is weak...like now."
"Oi, I'm not weak," Harry protested. "I'm just human."
"Human is weak," Hulk stated matter-of-factly. "Don't worry, Hulk and Jen protect you...because you're delicate...like bug."
"..."
"..."
"...Thanks."
"You welcome."
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"Bring it!" She-Hulk said before catching Rhino in his charge and judo-throwing him straight at Scorpion, who tried to stab her from behind. She grabbed a food cart and tossed it at the Shocker just as Vulture came in from above, he tried to stab into her from above with his wings, only to be kicked in the side by Spiderman as he swung in. After dealing with Vulture, he swung over to Hulk who had just finished dealing with Kraven.
"So, big guy," Spiderman said as he landed on Hulk's shoulder. "Not that I'm complaining, but what brings you to my neck of the woods?"
"Jen want to to talk to bug man," Hulk grunted just as Jen walked over.
"Here you go, Spidey," Jen said, tossing a small box at Spiderman, who caught it.
"What's this?" Spiderman asked.
"Present from my boyfriend," She smiled. "Those are some upgraded webshooters for you, ones that will do, and I quote, 'crazy shit'."
"Neat, I should thank him, where is he?"
"Well," She smiled and gestured up. Spiderman looked up and blinked.
Harry, in his Spider-Monkey form, waved with all four arms from the web he was perched on. The web was inbetween two buildings and tied in the middle of it whilst upside down, was none other than Wilson Fisk, AKA the Kingpin.
"Whoa! Your boyfriend's the best."
"Yeah, he is," Jen agreed easily.
Comments
I have considered making it a squib Harry Potter before, but I feel like that'll just complicate the story more. As I've stated previously, if I make this story then I might possibly think up a different name then, until such time I'm just going to go with Harry.....because I'm lazy.
Q
2025-08-14 18:51:04 +0000 UTCIs it bad I wouldn't mind reading this if this was just like squib Harry Potter with Omnitrix or something. Or just as is with oc Harry or something? Honestly some of these interactions are hilarious and I love reading them in-between you other story posts
Josh Robbins
2025-08-13 14:55:37 +0000 UTC