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Elias and Tamara squash their beef | UNCUT | EP 44 | CrackerMilk Podcast

Elias and Tamara squash their beef | UNCUT | EP 44 | CrackerMilk Podcast

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Michael P

We lost our patreon channel on Youtube last week. We're still working on getting this all released again this week.

CrackerMilk

Where the hell are all your previous podcasts - links dont work :(((((((((

Michael P

I need to take that tour. Seward lived in a town not far from us, Auburn NY. He was a New Yorker from the back woods town along the Erie Canal. Anywho, he's the guy who bought Alaska.

Ken Barlow

Especially the fat ones, more of them to dislike 🫠

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Ken mate, I'm completely down for that!!! Always down for a fife and drum rave! We actually did a guided tour with a dude who dressed as a cop of the time who took us to all the sites, including where the VP was attacked, and told us the whole story as it unfolded on the night, as though he was unraveling the case in real-time. It was incredibly cool. Actually, the whole of DC was amazing. I've got some friends who want to go there later this year, and I'm thinking of tagging along, so I'll definitely let you know if I end up going again.

Dad

we love all people except rapists and pedophiles etc

CrackerMilk

We love all people fyi I am constantly stressed people will take something we say seriously

CrackerMilk

Can we get a "Pipe fat chicks" sign? Open interpretation on the meaning πŸ‘Œ

BigBoiBabaganoosh

Hey, Chris, next time you're in the US, let's go on some historical tours. I'll wear my civil war uniform and play my fife and drum for ya. We can go to Gettysburg or other battlefield and jam to some sick beats. Lincoln got shot in the back of the head. The shooter was an actor named John Wilkes Booth. He was involved in a huge conspiracy of somewhere like 8 people, who met at a woman's boarding house. They were going to kill the secretary of state, the VP and Lincoln. They all got caught and most were hung for their part. The secretary of state (Seward, the guy who bought Alaska) got stabbed in the neck but was wearing an iron collar from a carriage crash that same day, the fucking odds? Booth took off from the theater and wound up stopping in the countryside at a doctor's house to get fixed up. Of course the doctor had some idea what was going on and was WRECKED by the media and citizens after he helped Booth. But how much he was involved in the overall conspiracy is unknown. He went to prison for it, but his sentence was commuted later. His name was Mudd. Literally. Booth was cornered eventually in a barn and burned to death. Mary Surrat and three men were executed. The conspiracy was like a bookend to the pre civil war John Brown raid on Harper's Ferry in an attempt to spark a slave rebellion. He and a bunch of compatriots were hung and the cast of characters at the trial was essentially a whose who of civil war leadership.

Ken Barlow


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