you find yourself in a snowstorm, desperate to find a single other person who could possibly help you. You see a figure in the distance, barely visible within the raging, snowy winds. You approach them, slowly realising they are immensely taller than you thought. They tower above you. Barely able to see their face beyond their vast body, you see a surprisingly kindly smile.
"Well now, you must be freezing..." The gigantic polar bear reaches to her crotch, separating her lower lips; "...lucky thing I know a warm place for you to stay."