An Eggtastic Ramblefap
Added 2023-04-18 01:10:47 +0000 UTCHello Beautiful,
I know it's past Easter time, but technically I recorded this one on Good Friday.
Anyway!
It's time for my quarterly ramblefap. And this time, it's real festive.
But you want to get onto the audio right? So let me keep this short.
I jerk off with a tenga egg and try to read you some easter bread recipes.
If you want to skip the preamble, go to: 4:48
I also didn't realize until editing, but I skipped 6 in the countdown. Whoops.
I was really feeling it I guess P;
Egg You Later,
Aa
Comments
so instead of 'break a leg' we're gonna say 'break an egg' got it
leona
2023-06-01 00:55:46 +0000 UTCPost egg coitus update: Now I am personally not religious but while we’re on the topic of Easter I would like raise the hypothesis that Jesus died so that we all could hear this magnetic force of a man cum. I will not apologize for my blasphemy. This two-for-one culinary class and orgasm special is the best extracurricular I’ve taken. Bravo chéri.
Samantha
2023-05-06 08:51:32 +0000 UTCI have not listened to this yet. I will see you all in 40 minutes. 🫡
Samantha
2023-05-06 07:59:59 +0000 UTCAgree!
lace
2023-04-25 10:11:43 +0000 UTCAlso can we have these more then quarterly? I’d pay extra these are my absolute favorite 🫠🫠
Ehros
2023-04-23 22:09:21 +0000 UTCPlease Please more blowjob content. I too have an oral fixation so the thought of pleasing you with my pretty little mouth….So fucking good 🫦👅🧎🏾♀️
Sapphire
2023-04-22 06:48:21 +0000 UTCdid anyone else notice when he counted down he said "2...2 and a half" so he was technically counting up again? 💀 its ok tho cause he's aas
Charlize Alvarez
2023-04-22 04:12:33 +0000 UTCJustice for water - based ASMR 😔
crow_teeth
2023-04-20 15:01:31 +0000 UTCBread, Jesus, and Aasimar’s penis all rising on Easter Day. What a time to be alive.
kindofquixotic
2023-04-20 00:36:44 +0000 UTCI can't stop listening to thisss omg aas makes me giggle bro like he's so cute 🥰
Charlize Alvarez
2023-04-19 07:35:32 +0000 UTC😳😳😳🫠
SakuraTeaAndWeed
2023-04-18 18:02:51 +0000 UTCpost nut Aas might be a favorite😭
Honey D
2023-04-18 16:27:46 +0000 UTCThese ramblefaps are always so cozy, I love them. Was also halfway expecting to hear "Let's do this for Jesus," which... ☠️🤣 Good shit.
A Committee of Vultures
2023-04-18 15:44:26 +0000 UTCWhen he has to redirect himself is always the best 🤣
Ehros
2023-04-18 14:55:32 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣
Ehros
2023-04-18 13:39:28 +0000 UTChappy (belated?) birthday!
anna
2023-04-18 11:11:10 +0000 UTCPLEASE i LOVE the way you get off topic/distracted every few minutes and then get frustrated with yourself 😭 honestly gets me every time HAHA. hope you're enjoying spring aas take care!! thank u for this i smiled a lot ♡
anna
2023-04-18 11:09:17 +0000 UTCaas is so cute like genuinely 😭💕
Charlize Alvarez
2023-04-18 06:22:36 +0000 UTCStop when he started counting down and said "Let's do this for Easter " I almost fucking lost it 🤣 and then the omelet comment I swear. Great audio dont forget to take care of yourself ❣
ReputedLotus0513
2023-04-18 04:18:44 +0000 UTC"penis music" PLS😭
B'Kai
2023-04-18 03:55:11 +0000 UTCPLEASEEEE THE TENGA EGG FOR EASTER-
Maria
2023-04-18 03:41:26 +0000 UTCright like we want the FULL ramble please and thank you 😌
mxjxllyfish
2023-04-18 03:38:59 +0000 UTC"It's Easter time, so I thought it'd be a good time to do my quarterly ramble fap." Oh good, glad I'm not the only one that associates Easter with ramble faps 😂
Carlin
2023-04-18 02:40:24 +0000 UTCalmost back flipped out of my chair
ahnaq
2023-04-18 02:37:49 +0000 UTC*record scratch* [freeze frame] Ray J is the CEO of Raycon?!?
Propinqxityᥫ᭡
2023-04-18 02:25:07 +0000 UTCIt’s my bday so I’m 100% sure this was posted just for me. Lol
Foxonfire
2023-04-18 02:23:33 +0000 UTC"I forgot you're there for a sec" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is so chaotic
Red
2023-04-18 02:17:47 +0000 UTCWhy would we skip the preamble? That’s the foreplay 🤣 can’t wait to listen!
Ehros
2023-04-18 01:19:20 +0000 UTC
