Surprise Birthday Gifts
Added 2021-04-09 04:52:07 +0000 UTC“Happy Birthday! I brought a bunch of prezzies for you!”
“Woah, Courtney. What is all this stuff? Pink balloons? Zebra-printed wrapping paper gifts? I don’t think most guys pose with their age in foil floatation!”
“It’s part of the big surprise! Your real special gift is in this box!”
“Oh, nice... a huge cupcake!”
“And don’t worry, I have champagne to drink afterwards. Let me get a candle ready. You don’t have to tell me your birthday wish. I already know.”
“Yeah right, you would never guess in a million years what I really want for my 30th birthday.”
“Don’t say it out loud, because it may not come true.. Then again, this special candle cost me a lot of money at Spells R’ Us so it better work! Let’s just say I saw some notifications on your phone the other day while you were in the bathroom. Your Reddit post the other day got a ton of replies and I can’t wait to have a new.. you know... friend to go shopping with, get our nails done, hit on guys in the club...”
“I CAN EXPLAIN!!”
”But you don’t have to... Just blow out your candle and make that wish!”
“Okay, here goes nothing!”
“It looks like it’s working! Damn girl! Your butt is getting huge! Watch your balance! Heels are starting to form! Wow, your hair is getting longer and changing colors! That dress! I need to borrow it sometime! Holy shit, your breasts are going to be bigger than mine! Woah, get those curves! Thick thighs save lives! Your butt looks like it’s still growing! Nevermind, that yellow floral dress is too big for me! It feminized your face and everything! Your makeup is on point. Is the transformation complete? Congratulations on your new vagina! Cheersies! Happy Birthday!”
