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College Meal Plan Autumn Rovers

Added 2023-02-04 13:57:45 +0000 UTC

A girl's gotta eat

“We need to talk…”

“What is it, babe? Can it wait until I get back from the dining hall? I’m STARVING and craving an avocado salad with strawberry protein shake.”

“That’s what I need to talk to you about. I think you are taking this too far.”

“What do you mean? I only use your college meal plan once a day. Did you need to go more? I thought you said you wanted to lose more weight!”

“That’s not it. It’s that you are dressing and acting like a girl WAY too much. You don’t need to wear clothes like that of mine to the dining hall where everyone is in bummed fashion. My sweatpants and hoodie could do just fine for you to pass as me. Don’t need to wear sissy skirts and blouses!”

“Yeah right! I’m not going to take any chances. That overweight door person is very strict and keeps asking if I’m sick because of my deep voice. I have to dress like a cute girl or else something bad could happen. What if they find out I don’t go to school here and have been posing as you for the past few weeks in order to eat? Trespassing charges? Arrested as a girl and put in booking like this?! What’s the issue?”

“One of my friends said you had lunch with a boy yesterday and were flirting with him!”

“It’s just for show! I just love you….”

“I mean… if you want a boyfriend just let me know. Maybe he can be the one to take you out and spoil you on dates! Then you can start living full-time as a lady!”

“Babe… it’s not like that. I only plan on pretending to be you for meals until the semester is over.”

“You can’t find a job between now and May?! I think you are starting to enjoy this more than you are admitting.”