“I’ve never been more humiliated in my life!”
“But you are doing so well, Britney! Keep this up and you’ll get promoted to bartender!”
“You must be joking. I hired you as a GM to keep this place in-line. No need for you to belittle me!”
“It’s not belittling! You truly are doing exceptionally well considering it takes you more time to get ready than the other ladies considering you have to tuck your peepee, put the hair extensions in, and make sure you are passable as a hot young lady.”
“I started this business because of knowing how guys love restaurants that have T&A. Never expected to have to be a girl because no one wants to work anymore!!! How many people applied this week?”
“There were a few applications, but no one wants to work for the crappy entry-level pay you are offering even if they have years of experience. Look at this as an episode of Undercover Boss… even though you have to pose as a young lady for more than just a few days. How many sex change episodes did they do? Maybe it would be great for an entire season!”
“Missed opportunity! Fine… let’s post another job ad upping the pay 25 cents an hour and mentioning our employee lounge.”
“You mean your office that you barely use anymore?! Oh, and I need you to cover a night shift tonight.”
“WHAT?! I’ve been here since opening! I have to close too?!”
“Courtney is having bad period cramps and had to call out.”
“TMI…”
“Oh… and Table 7 is expecting their beer! The guys at that table look well-dressed and handsome. Show them the Fishnets way by flirting and shaking your butt as you walk away.”