courtneycaptisa

Take My Place on a Date

Added 2023-08-25 20:58:51 +0000 UTC

“I changed my mind. I can’t go through with this. Please text him and say I started having period cramps or something and don’t feel good. This date is canceled!”

“Stop being a wimp! We already spent HOURS prepping you for this date to look like me. Never thought my little brother could pull it off but thank god for quality makeup, hair extentions, and those special breasts, hip, and butt forms we found. He’s never met me before so he has no idea what my mannerisms are like. Just be sure to cross your legs when you sit down, smile a lot, twirl your hair, and try your best to act like me. You can talk about how ‘you’ went to two shows on the Eras tour, can’t wait for Fall season, and how you attend the young women’s group at church.”

“So Mom suggests you date this bro who goes to a church across town that she met through his mom... you go to church but have been fooling around dating these ‘bad boys’ and give me money to dress up like you and go on the date?! Why didn’t you save your money and just decline? Then I wouldn’t have these shaved legs I have to hide over the next few weeks!”

“Because Mom would be disappointed in me! You don’t have to kiss him or anything. Maybe hold his hand and hug if you go on a walk in the park after dinner. Just figure it out. I have to get going.”

“Hold on! What am I supposed to do now?”

“There can’t be two of us leaving this house at the same time. I have another date! Yours will pick you up shortly. And hey, if this works out between you two, remember that the plan is to just go on ONE date and nothing else from it!