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Meeting the Neighbors

Added 2023-10-22 19:04:55 +0000 UTC

Would you ever pose as an older woman if you had to?

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“Bro… being a woman really blows. It takes SO long to get ready. I had to shave everywhere and the bathroom looks disgusting. Doing this makeup and hair took like three hours! Just to go out for a little bit?”

“It’s needed though. There’s no way in hell we could have rented this house. The landlord said the HOA here HATES college students and you know the other houses available in town are a dump. My mom was lucky to find this!”

“But why do I have to be the wife of the family?”

“Because I’m the one who secured the house and paid the deposit. Now remember, no kids but planning on it. You work at Captisa Enterprises and I’m a developer so we leave for “work” every morning but in reality we just go on campus to our classes.”

“But what about our social life? Having girls over and the boys over for sports on TV and gaming?”

“Bro.. No girls over while you are looking like this unless they are your new age too! I’m sure there will be other women in their 30s/40s at the association meeting tonight.”

“You mean I have to live like this 24/7? For how long?!”

“At least until we are living in this house! It shouldn’t be that bad. Not like I”m asking you to step with me in the be like we are real husband and wife.”

“I wasn’t expecting this. How am I even supposed to buy female clothes and live the life as an older woman?”

“You should get used to it after a few weeks. Now please just act like a lady so we don’t get in trouble renting this house!”