courtneycaptisa

Courtney Costume

Added 2023-10-29 19:06:18 +0000 UTC

A few Halloween/Horror caps coming in the next few days!!

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“I don’t get the reference, bro. Did you just want to dress like some girl from the late-2000s?”

“I’m Courtney Captisa!”

“Who the hell is that?”

“World-famous author! But I wanted to dress like how she was back in her peak back in the late-2000s since she is like my Mom’s age now.”

“A+ for…. Being creative since the costume party is in a few hours and we didn’t come up with any good ideas. The Halloween store had a crazy line so I just found some fake blood from last year and will put it around my mouth.”

“Don’t worry. I got you covered my friend! You’ll be going as one of Courtney’s creations!”

“What exact genre does she write….?”

“You’ll have to shave your legs. Not sure if you’ve ever done that before but I did for the first time this morning and it’s not as hard as you would believe. This cheerleader uniform should fit you and I got you some fake breast forms and a very nice long blonde curly wig with a pink bow!”

“Bruh…. I’m not dressing as a f&cking girly cheerleader. What’s wrong with you?”

“It’s part of the story!”

“What story?! What the hell kind of fiction have you been reading?”

“The alternative is a sissy ballerina but I think a cheerleader is better for your body type.”

“And here we are trying to hook up with girls at the party and you want to DRESS LIKE GIRLS!”

“They will think it’s cute and prove we don’t have fragile masculinity.”

“And what if I say no?”

“It’s part of the story. I have to FORCE you to shave your legs and put makeup on. Now let’s get started. We don’t have all night and I’m trying to makeout with some girl at the party. Maybe I’ll find a boy for you to kiss as punishment!”