Angry Roommate
Added 2024-03-01 20:12:26 +0000 UTC“B*tch! That’s my top! Have you been going through my closet again?”
“Being roommates is all about sharing.”
“That’s for ketchup, paper towels, toilet paper. The things we share around the house. Not personal belongings like clothing. Wearing my panties was disgusting when I first caught you but this is getting out of hand. You are looking and acting more like me every day.”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“It’s creepy. I don’t like it.”
“Consider yourself to be an inspiration! Oh, and I start work at Captisa Consulting tomorrow!”
“You got a job where I work?! What the heck? It’s enough living with you, but now you’ll be a co-worker? This is too much. Look, I’m okay with you exploring your gender identity and everything but can you do this on your own terms? Why did you get your hair colored and extensions put in to my exact color? Those hormones made you grow to the same cup size as me. And the whole facial surgery stuff to look like my twin sister. I can’t. Can you please move out next month? And why are you drinking this early?”
“Oh, the drink isn’t for me. I made it for you! Figured you had a rough day and needed to kick back. Cheers!”
“…Thanks… why not….. UGHHHH this is so strong! What did you put in this? Why do I feel….soooooooo dizzzzzy……..” *Faint*
