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Return to the Frat House

Added 2024-11-15 00:48:29 +0000 UTC

“Bro… we need to talk.”

“Sure! I’ll be happy to talk with you about your feelings.”

“That’s just it. You act… so much differently… Can’t imagine what you went through. We’ve all heard rumors about the Second Puberty virus. It’s not contagious, is it?”

“The doctors told me, NO!”

“I can’t imagine what you went through. You don’t even resemble your boy self at all. Not even a sister or cousin. You are a bombshell! The way you’ve been moving and walking… it’s so feminine.”

“Didn’t take classes or anything! Just started acting like this naturally. It’s nothing to worry about.”

“Know it’s your first day back in weeks after first getting diagnosed but this just feels awkward. The guys are going to weirded out by having some hot girl in the frat with them.”

“Sorry to damage that fragile masculinity! I’m one of the boys, bro. Still like drinking beer, watching games, flirting with girls, cars, and playing ball. It’s just I look prettier now and have had the urge to explore my feminine side now that estrogen has filled my body, have these boobs now, and have to sit to pee. By the way, can you guys please put the lid down in the frat house from now on?”

“And what’s with the Alpha Phi shirt? You joined a sorority!”

“They’ve always had a great relationship with our frat!”

“How is this even legal?”

“I checked the by-laws. They prevent students from being in more than two frats at one time, but it says nothing about being in a frat AND sorority!”

“Way to beat the system… but what’s with the Alpha Phi pillow?”

“It’s been so dirty and gloomy in this frat house. Figured it could use a feminine touch.”