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Evil party crush shows you his "secret room" (m4a)

Happy Monday, dolls! First, thank you for weighing in on my poll a few days ago; I appreciate all the thoughtful comments & feedback. Again, I'm not planning on making any big changes, but it's helpful to know the lay of the land. Second, please enjoy today's ep -- a little trope hybrid that I had a blast genetically recombining. And finally, Jade+ members, our monthly Ask Me Stuff session begins in the next couple days so keep your eyes peeled ๐Ÿ˜˜

POV: You're washing dishes at a crowded house party, lonely and killing time while you wait for your (extremely late) date to arrive. In the meantime, another one of your college classmates approaches you -- an arrogant cad you've seen around campus -- and starts chatting you up (i.e. roasting you mercilessly). Eventually, the guy comes clean: He wants to show you a bizarre secret he's found in the quiet hallways of this big, eerie house. Won't you explore some tight spaces with him?

CW: In this episode, the speaker character uses social and emotional manipulation to isolate the listener character at a party with the intention of seducing them. He then invites them to "explore" a secret room with him, while lying about his identity (i.e. by pretending to be a party guest rather than the host) after spying on them through a one-way mirror. In conversation, he is forward and flirtatious, and sometimes pushes the listener character to divulge their feelings, thoughts, and intentions. During the sex scene, the consensual dynamic is sometimes dominant-submissive, with the speaker character taking a dominant role -- e.g. he demands certain acts and uses patronizing language (e.g. saying "do X for me," shushing the listener character, and approvingly saying "good" when they orgasm). At other times, the sexual dynamic is more playful and versatile, e.g. when the two characters argue about who is being louder, or when the speaker character asks "do you want X?" and the listener character forcefully gropes him in response. The entire sex scene takes place in a secret room adjacent to a crowded party, which the characters can see through a one-way mirror. The speaker character continually insists that they remain quiet during the sex scene to avoid them "getting caught." At 30:36, the listener character playfully slaps the speaker character in response to teasing.

Note that this content is entirely fictional and all sexual acts are simulated. All characters portrayed are 18+ years of age.

 

Comments

Yep, scripts are mine ๐Ÿ˜˜

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That was so sexy! Do you write your own scripts? I love the bully stuff. Wish my bullies had been this hot!

Eris Taylor-Grant

Holy M. Night Shyamalan twist at the end, Batman. Your mean boy characters are so much fun. Things I liked especially in this episode include the 13:33 stubble scratching (nice immersive detail). There were also some comedic beats that made me chuckle ("Show m--yep, that's it" and 30:45). And 28:11. What joy to revel in the decadence of a verdant mind.

MJ

He sounds surprised that she likes his voice as if it's not the most amazing thing we've ever heard ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ and again with the stubble I love it Also. Sir. That was not very quiet ๐Ÿคญ

Ann Harlow

I've been binge listening to you all day; I now believe it's an addiction..best drug I've ever been exposed to. No interventions needed; I don't plan on stopping..at all, I mean damn๐Ÿ˜˜

LaShawn

Eyy sorry to anger you ๐Ÿ˜˜

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wtf, I put this on to be insolently bullied to sleep, not make my fitbit think I'm doing HIIT at 3am ๐Ÿ˜ฉ I'm raising my membership level I'm so mad. ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ–ค

muwurderbot

Hmmm, finger-licking good ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป I love this idea! You can satisfy an exhibitionist kink without anyone even realizing it ๐Ÿ˜„ although that kind of defeats the purpose of being an exhibitionist ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ So good ๐Ÿ”ฅ

V

I think I'd be too tired for the dishes ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿฅต

Sherae Buckley

Ohhhh this was so much fun! ๐Ÿ˜ Again, the beginning conversation is hilarious (where do you get the ideas for these, do you actually know someone who washed dishes at a party? ๐Ÿคฃ). This is the kind of person that IRL I would avoid like the plague, but somehow you made this arrogant, manipulative, rich doucebag pretty likable for me! Maybe its cause heโ€™s so ~ generous ~ during spicy time. ๐Ÿ˜œ Bravo sir!

AFineCuppaTea

Done....solid...done....โ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ

Dirnali

Probably one of my favourite audios so far, the last 5 mins were amazing, but I only subscribed yesterday and I'm only 5 auidos in so I'm sure I'll have plenty more favourites , that little slap and laugh at the end ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚ love it x

Blu

As a request or idea I would love to see a daddy kink or CNC ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ญ

Sakura Vulp

Your voice is so good for my soul, everytime I listen to you, like, 5 years get added to my lifespan

Brunette

love the evil ones

Emma ๐Ÿซง

Sheโ€™s highly thinking about it! Lol. She loved the audio. Us single girlies appreciate your service to the single community

Elizabeth

You don't get to use that deep growly voice and expect quiet. Sir! ๐Ÿคญ

All The Happy Squirrels

Heh! Hopefully the cat's got a credit card. What'd your friend think?

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I wanted to let you know that last night I was at my friends house. I showed her this audio (ending before it gets too naughty). Iโ€™m trying to get her to sub to you. ๐Ÿ˜น but her cat, who hates me, came out and hung around while listening to you.

Elizabeth

Thank you! โค๏ธ

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You're always welcome to throw ideas at me โค๏ธ

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Can you request audios? ๐Ÿ‘€

Sakura Vulp

As an uh.. 18+ asmr creator myself I could only dream of having as much creativity as you do. Very hot story! well done! Mwah ๐Ÿ–ค

Liliths_sideacc

โ€œDo you wanna go wash some dishes together or what?โ€ Aaahhh had me cackling :โ€™))

bakanyako

Unable to speak. Just knowโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ jfc

Jordyn

How come just you saying โ€œyeah?โ€ can send me into a spiral ๐Ÿฅต Iโ€™m not even halfway through and Iโ€™ve had 7 breakdowns, no joke. This is what happens when I donโ€™t hear your voice in a while ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ uh oh am I getting too simp-y? Who am I kidding that ship sailed long ago! Ok iโ€™ll update when Iโ€™m done if Iโ€™m able to speak/type !!

Jordyn

your voice is one of a kind, nobody does it like you sir

Selenite

This is so hot and I love the audio (as always ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ) but halfway through the GOOD PART my mini poodle jumped on me and sneezed in my face to initiate playtime. So I will have to finish it another time๐Ÿ˜”

dewdrop

Hachiko? That's mean ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Love it! You always do a great job! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿฐ Thank you for the meal ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

Johanna

โ€Party awkwardโ€ oh I feel personally attacked ๐Ÿ˜ณ. Also I love your very low register plus gravelly tone in this audio. Haha Iโ€™d probably roll my eyes if I was stuck in a tight space with a dude telling me my eyes where pretty Iโ€™d be like โ€itโ€™s too dark to see my dark brown eyes here silly, unless you were eyeing me way before and in that case I donโ€™t blame youโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ I was so startled hearing the smack sound eventhough Iโ€™d definitely smack a dude if he talked about dishes right after smexy time. ๐Ÿ˜›

Wizardkitty92

Your voice ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป I have a voice kink and this was a dream come true.

Minne

I like you in manipulative version. My favourite villain๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž

Thena

This was so much fun to listen to! But a Hachiko reference.. really?? Clever but brutal. I love how playful you were and the idea with the mirror is such an interesting concept. Also I couldn't help but giggle when the kissing started you were like "yep that's it". Remember tiger, don't jump the gun;p

Emera

Your lower, more rumbly register in this one was so incredibly soothingโ€ฆmay have just cured my before-bed anxiety. ๐Ÿ–ค

Bunnybear ๐ŸŽ€

the bullying flirting is my fav ๐Ÿ˜ and UGH YOUR VOICE ๐Ÿฅต

kirbs

I have like 2-3 audios to catch up on, including this. Our king is posting more, and now Iโ€™m slacking. #Catchup #Greatful

Michiii

When I first saw this notification pop up and read the title, I immediately thought of um, much darker things. Most may have thought it was a bdsm type of situation, but me seeing the words โ€œevilโ€ and โ€œsecret roomโ€ automatically gave me killer vibes. After listening to this, Iโ€™m so glad it was none of these scenes. I literally couldnโ€™t stop smiling throughout this audio starting when he told the listener to touch him. The voice, eyes, face touching, and ear nibbling are literally my guilty pleasure so Iโ€™m freaking out because I feel like Iโ€™m being stalked since a lot of my fantasies are coming true in this audio. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ This was my literal reaction during this scene: Him: โ€œWhat do you like about me?โ€ Me: โ€œYOUR VOICE!โ€ Him: โ€œMy voice? Hm thatโ€˜s new.โ€ Me: โ€œNo, itโ€™s not lol I practically talk about it in every audio comment section.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ Him: โ€œYou like my eyes?โ€ Me: ๐Ÿ˜Š *nods* (even though I never seen them before ๐Ÿ‘€) This was such a pleasure to listen to. ๐Ÿ˜โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ž

dark-vigilant

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ณ Sir, respectfully, you have me in the tightest chokehold *oh my gods*โ€ฆ

CorvidQueen319

That part with the secret room was actually so creepy lmao ๐Ÿ˜ญ especially the one way mirror bit

Blueluelie

Hot damn That's one way to wake up in the morning ๐Ÿ˜

Emi1996.

Washing dishes at the start lol ๐Ÿ˜† love mean DDA character oh dda is " some guy ask you on a date then ditch you " very nice lol your making listener hang out so well lol " am going come with me or wash dishes " lmao ๐Ÿคฃ I think we would been safer with the dishes lol ๐Ÿ˜† oops secret door nope lol I would not go in there ๐Ÿ˜„ " dda was watching us " washing dishes " I can't see you but I know u rolling your eyes lol " that laugh love it oh god this so well done what twist u planned the set up for listener at party then omg my brain switched off your voice was so deep I was captivated by it oh god " press your hips against mine I want up down " ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต omg when said " get down on my knees " mmmmmm fuckk,my panties are ruined there so ๐Ÿ’ฆ omg those slurps am gonna whimpers daddy in a min ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ omg MIRROR SEX YESSSSS THANKYOU DADDDY DDA ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–

Cutie09๐Ÿ’“

LOL leave me alone, Mister Meany-pants xD I'm not sure if I should ditch but okay, I will, better than to be cleaning the dishes xD gosh, I don't like to be bullied but you obviously know how to make it not as mean :) you did such an amazing job!

Queen Zelda

The only difference in the beginning for me would be figuring out it was a setup from the start. Or at least sensing that it was. ๐Ÿค” I probably would either do dishes or something to get his attention to follow me. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ However, I do like to observe people when Iโ€™m at a party or some gathering. I find human behavior fascinating, and I kind of like to eavesdrop on conversations. I donโ€™t really mind being the lone wolf either. Iโ€™m very accustomed to being on my own. After getting in that room, Iโ€™d sort of be a little bit subtle in trying to test how far heโ€™s wanting to go. ๐Ÿ˜ That voice drop at 10:35 made me weak. ๐Ÿซ  I think my legs wouldโ€™ve given out in that moment. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ It would have been so hard for me not to make any noise. And that finish. ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅด Iโ€™d explore every inch of him. I mean the house. ๐Ÿคญ

Pandora Mauve

"Hachiko"?! I know a NANA reference when I hear it ๐Ÿ‘€

Eden Rose

Once again, you make me late for work. Never stop ๐Ÿคค

StitchKitty

Samesies bro lol I couldnโ€™t help but appreciate the irony

Less Lune

Just for fun. Never published.

Michelle

Roasting vs. bullying: I like both. Roasting seemed kinder and more subtle. Bullying saved for a listener who deserved your ire. Thank you โค๏ธ DDA.

Shellbelle

Well done! You sure you're not a writer?

Shellbelle

Smooth one the line about the voice. And yeah "intelligence is sexy".

Kiara

Same but why??

Kiara

My sexual orientation: Deepdark giggling in my ear...

LKLG

Wow ๐Ÿคฏ mind blowing. You are incredibly talented. The scenarios you describe and the way you do it really took me there. I felt not as if I was watching a scene from a spicy show, but I got taken there. The wet hands, the switch, the one way mirror feeling like flexi glass. The plot twist of the speaker luring the listener not only how he actually got her there but how he took her away from the party room. Wow. And of course all those ๐Ÿฑmelting sounds ๐Ÿคค. Mr. Mr. Mr. Uy ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Mini Maus

What a spicy, creative concoction (con-cock-tion?) youโ€™ve brewed up, DDA โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ Absolutely delicious

Sim

Just finished listening!! When they entered the room I was like โ€œah crap not the room I had in mind or at least wrong room.โ€ But I do prefer this secret room more! Well done Mr. D!

Ruby

noo I secretly love it when theyโ€™re mean to me เซฎ๊’ฐ หถโ€ข เผ โ€ขหถ๊’ฑแƒ โ™ก

Lauren โ™ก

Iโ€™d explore all the secret rooms with this bully ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค

Mina Bee

LET'S GOOOOO DDA POSTED MORE BULLY-ADJACENT AUDIOS ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค

AnimeDiplomat

Michelle

pretending like I believed when you said "what do you like about me? my voice?? tHAt'S NeW."

Rei Miya

Hope you're OK ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿค

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After a somewhat terrifying week, this will definitely be of comfort. ๐Ÿซ‚โค๏ธ

aevis

Thank you!

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As always, I *love* bringing a lurker out of hiding ๐Ÿ˜˜

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โ€œA harbinger of good things to *cum*โ€ was such a man joke and I loved it The stubble scratching ๐Ÿฅฐ โ€œI think you can wrap both of your little hands around thatโ€ Donโ€™t believe you, Iโ€™m tactile learner ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคญ This very creeper like scenario would absolutely freak me outโ€ฆ and I wouldnโ€™t really even care tbh

nightbluesky

โ€œWhat is it about my voice..โ€ in that deep register had me laying on the floor to catch my breath

nightbluesky

Nice to hear your voice again. Love this story. I want to explore more rooms with him. ๐Ÿซ โค๏ธ

MeridianSkye

Awww... "party awkward" describes me to a tee. ๐Ÿ˜” I'm very selective about the social events I attend. I really like this story. Love the diabolical scheming! And the secret space is so Agatha Christie! I'd be too paranoid to lean against the mirror. What if it broke?? Oh my gosh!! ๐Ÿ™ˆ

JL

You are truly astonishing, I havenโ€™t gone a day without hearing your voice since I found your page- Thank you for all that you doโค๏ธ

Vasa

Breaking my almost 4 month silence here to sayโ€ฆ.. Oh my goodness, on my day OFF??! You are amazing, thank you.

Razzyeen

Work was being stressful per usual and a co-worker happened by when your voice went lower. I shivered so hard and put my head down. They thought I was about to cry. ๐Ÿคฃ Sir Deep, I can't keep being forced to decide a favorite audio. But, I love this one sooo much!

Janyx XVII

Had the worst day ever , thank you for this masterpiece ๐Ÿฅฒโค๏ธ

Fatima

It's that growl in his voice for sure best sound. SS-tier for real

Nox

I've never thought of this scenario before but I can't wait to take a listen, thank you for giving this to us on an exhausting Monday. I bet we all needed this boost!

Nox

You are my favorite ASMRtist bar none. I'm always amazed by the high quality work you put into your audios! Happy Monday!

nikolapiper

You are just way too good at portraying cocky, arrogant characters. Makes me want to smack you one minute, and kiss you the next. When the listener told you they liked your voice, I laughed at first. Then you dropped it even lower when you said, โ€œWhat is it about my voice that you like?โ€, and I shivered like crazy, and immediately answered โ€œEVERYTHING!โ€. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ Thank you for making my Monday anything but mundane! โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅตโค๏ธ

Pam 701

I just got home and had a really long day, this comes just in time ๐Ÿ˜Œ

KittyTheDevil

Yei ๐Ÿ˜ŠI got this for my morning 5km. Thank you!!! I canโ€™t wait to listen to it and leave a deserving comment.

Mini Maus

Oh wow evil party crush shows me the " secret room "????? WEEEEELLLL sir this is givin me 50 shades vibes ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ณโค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ and yaaaaaassss woooohoooo im earlyyyyyy!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

Doรฑa Yayi

oh my!! The other day I was just thinking about will there ever be an episode with a โ€œsecretโ€ room?! Looking forward to listening it tonight!

Ruby

Feel better! โค๏ธ

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Yea Iโ€™m early lol!! Thank you for this lovely gift while Iโ€™m home with Covid ๐Ÿ˜˜

Emily


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