We're Putting Together A Team - PATRON EP. 68
Added 2025-01-31 16:44:10 +0000 UTCVideo Version: https://youtu.be/Z-CP1q8SaRk
We're assembling a crew. Only the most skilled of you will make the cut.
Also you'll be happy to know we already recorded the first episode for next month.
Comments
Damn Jimmy Whistles sounds like a cool and handsome fella
Lenka
2025-02-23 15:32:56 +0000 UTCThis episode was great. Just recently rejoined the patreon.
James Becker
2025-02-21 22:36:39 +0000 UTCDude the beep after jorgen was awful, i was at a stop light and almost shit myself because a semi was turning into the opposite lane next to me
Charlie baker
2025-02-14 21:47:08 +0000 UTCIt took me about a week to watch this but it's the first episode I audibly laughed at in awhile. Good shit.
Poob's Grampa
2025-02-14 08:01:31 +0000 UTCWhat a great sample of this patron group of heathens! Lmao
Noah Thelen
2025-02-13 21:25:50 +0000 UTCMore episodes like this please Very funny 8.5/10
Vysustiprst
2025-02-11 07:56:14 +0000 UTCPhil here, was looking forward to getting shot in the head besides Joe-Bi Wan Kenobe but it looks like im just gonna have to get shot by a cummed, shitted and pissed on disabled guy. Still gets the job done i guess. Thanks for including me Sam's.
87 WIZ
2025-02-11 03:04:28 +0000 UTCI think I went to school with the Cypher420 halo guy
elliejelly
2025-02-10 23:06:34 +0000 UTCI'll give you a dollar to pluck one and floss with it
SirDanny
2025-02-10 09:48:42 +0000 UTCWood
Applecore
2025-02-10 09:42:16 +0000 UTCLet's hear yours big guy
Dynamic Effect
2025-02-09 05:07:55 +0000 UTCWould
SirDanny
2025-02-08 16:44:09 +0000 UTCAfter job is complete poob and a henchmen are talking HM: Ay boss where's my cut? Poob: oh right lemme check the back *Poob leaves* *Poob returns* (white stuff all over his mouth) Poob: Couldn't find it in the back but I believe *clears throat* sam put it in that suitcase over there...
Mr.ThrowAway
2025-02-08 00:57:31 +0000 UTCMy skill is that I will eat ANY amount of worms to get into ANY place
GiantBarf
2025-02-07 10:32:07 +0000 UTCTheir was just a suitcase found w human remains in an NYC river
broWithAbird
2025-02-06 21:40:36 +0000 UTCAfter they break in - Poob: "Wait a minute, this place only has yogurt" *drinks a cup* Poob: "Wait a minute, this isn't yogurt" *drinks another*
Himothy
2025-02-06 19:35:06 +0000 UTCi know sam gonna be using that mask afterwards
Super_Void33
2025-02-06 18:52:05 +0000 UTCI NEED MORE ALREADY MAN MORE
Isaiah Garcia
2025-02-06 00:59:24 +0000 UTCYou guys should have Evan Hadfield back on one day, the Rare Earth host. That was a good episode
Sam Shack
2025-02-05 13:46:16 +0000 UTCGreat episode fellas
Alecmate
2025-02-05 11:35:38 +0000 UTCCan't wait for Sam and Sam to heist the regional sperm bank
Mr.ThrowAway
2025-02-05 06:37:22 +0000 UTCI could only hope but then as I was typing this and reading your comment I should've guessed they wouldn't
Grievous Black
2025-02-05 01:37:34 +0000 UTCThanks stalltt
Mulberry Deer
2025-02-04 22:57:59 +0000 UTCMissing out not hiring me Sam, I’m gonna fuck your dog just you wait
Gary “The Grease” Guzzle
2025-02-04 19:17:24 +0000 UTCLook guys! It’s the dynamic douche!
Gary “The Grease” Guzzle
2025-02-04 19:14:43 +0000 UTCKolton, we are on the same page, no one can spell it with a K anyways haha
Kolt45mm
2025-02-04 18:40:30 +0000 UTCHey same name lol
Gary “The Grease” Guzzle
2025-02-04 18:37:42 +0000 UTCROPE. HIM. DOWN. 🗣️
Xit Baugus
2025-02-04 17:36:49 +0000 UTCGreat episode boys
Jago
2025-02-04 05:17:32 +0000 UTCTiny Timmy Twoface ready to roll with the cretins whenever bossman
Will
2025-02-04 02:11:08 +0000 UTCThank you poob
Latina_Destroyer49
2025-02-03 23:03:30 +0000 UTCRed baron here, thanks for including me, maybe next time don’t laugh at my tragic backstory
Aidan Lottridge
2025-02-03 22:47:35 +0000 UTCGreat episode gentlemen!
Jake Warner
2025-02-03 20:35:24 +0000 UTCAll this just to steal the pipe strip mug from Freddie Wong
NationalPark
2025-02-03 17:34:19 +0000 UTCShit job as always boys 👌🏻
warlockengineer
2025-02-03 13:54:27 +0000 UTCIs it just me or does sam got some dsl's with the gimp mask on. WOULD
Jesus Herebia
2025-02-03 12:04:07 +0000 UTCOne a week, do it you sick fuck
Sage
2025-02-03 08:19:44 +0000 UTCwhens the oceans 11 dnd one shot happening
MrYorgen
2025-02-02 20:38:17 +0000 UTCMine wasn’t read, leaking all of sam and Poobs secrets as we speak
Sam Benson
2025-02-02 20:15:03 +0000 UTCSlow down I can’t finish the episodes 😩😭
Ryan Somers
2025-02-02 14:15:25 +0000 UTCJ9c7b, lemme catch you sayin something like this again. 🔫🔫🔫
Fart Basket
2025-02-02 12:56:07 +0000 UTCStfu pussy
redmaaan
2025-02-02 12:09:32 +0000 UTCPaid for the patreon 😜
Caden
2025-02-02 06:22:55 +0000 UTCNever do this shit again
j9c7b
2025-02-02 05:51:01 +0000 UTCDid you think they would just do a few hundred of them
CheeseCake King
2025-02-02 04:41:19 +0000 UTC30 mins in and this might be the funniest shit yet
redmaaan
2025-02-01 20:39:37 +0000 UTCFucking socks mine didn't go though didn't know they were just going to Fucking pick randomly
Grievous Black
2025-02-01 20:31:23 +0000 UTCBizzle should take Brians old place. Good pod jews
Eric D
2025-02-01 19:29:21 +0000 UTCAppearing in this episode has strengthened my parasocial bond tenfold
Niki2608
2025-02-01 15:43:50 +0000 UTCHell yeah both of mine got in
Scaramouche
2025-02-01 14:28:09 +0000 UTCthey only listened to dudes named "megafart McCumface" and they wonder why this fanbase seems autistic. reap what u sow
uhtern
2025-02-01 14:23:42 +0000 UTCMy favorite part was the people who were whispering quietly into their phones so they didn't wake up their parents while recording their submission
Tanner Banks
2025-02-01 14:07:01 +0000 UTCAs Devon the suicide bomber yeah please send me in with the wheelchair guy
anime_bitches
2025-02-01 07:01:07 +0000 UTCLet’s sniff some glue
Strat-attack
2025-02-01 06:51:46 +0000 UTCNo 🤔
CheeseCake King
2025-02-01 06:49:43 +0000 UTCEvery submission that made it in was dogshit. Using a phone to submit an application to a grand heist? Go back to gas stations.
Dynamic Effect
2025-02-01 04:25:33 +0000 UTCI've been waiting to hear if i made the cut glad this came out
NeckbeardedMorlock
2025-02-01 04:08:54 +0000 UTCGlad to see Bizzle referenced, even for a bit. Where has my boy been? We need him back on the podcast.
plaguemaskman
2025-02-01 01:59:08 +0000 UTCThis episode was so seriously funny. The riffing was absolutely on point and every single submission was a banger. Great work all around folks
Michael Merther
2025-02-01 00:25:49 +0000 UTCBoof time my fellow gamers
BoofTube
2025-01-31 23:49:11 +0000 UTCThe hate for wrestling wizards is unreal, justice for the WW
john carlos
2025-01-31 23:28:51 +0000 UTCreal and valid
Stalltt
2025-01-31 22:57:14 +0000 UTCThis is off topic but we need to bring back the A Song of Ice And Fire talk cause I know poobs finished the books and I need closure in the form of a discussion
Sam Shack
2025-01-31 22:56:28 +0000 UTCHey Stallt, here Is the deal: you get my Prime Twitch Sub, I get the muted burps again.
Stickboi
2025-01-31 22:47:48 +0000 UTCsam and sam only listen to peeps with names like “cum shittingfart” and “nickleback childmolpornster” and wonder why they gotta dump so many suitcases off the pier at the end of this
payne
2025-01-31 22:40:35 +0000 UTCRonnie the Rope Shooter here, I should clarify the the reason I’m not allowed near public spaces is because back in ‘09 I did blind a 17 yo for life in what was ostensibly an act of self defense. Judge hit me with the book anyway
Mr C Money
2025-01-31 21:11:33 +0000 UTCRelistened to die of laughter after episode 0 got released and gotta say alot better later on then I remember, even sadder the second time knowing its over RIP bizzle and Bryan
Dick dribble
2025-01-31 20:45:29 +0000 UTCAre we sure slimjim isnt reviewbrah?
Forrbanger
2025-01-31 20:35:59 +0000 UTCDon finkleman was literally a old time bomb guy, you fools
Scaramouche
2025-01-31 20:29:10 +0000 UTCMore slop
Hi_Azrael
2025-01-31 19:48:51 +0000 UTCSame
Joshua
2025-01-31 19:20:05 +0000 UTCNo joke!!!! SAM AND SAM PLEASE READ I know shit happens but can you guys schedule something like: between (days1-5) we record one and then (10-14) record one. Don't have an exact day because you might not be feeling like talking for 3hours. It will make it less stressful like you're not forced to do it that day or you failed.
jack sven
2025-01-31 18:55:59 +0000 UTC30 minutes left why didn’t you do a single normal name wtf 😭
Joshua
2025-01-31 18:46:29 +0000 UTCnice a fresh podcast to make the drive to work way more engaging so i dont crash, thanks stalltt youve saved another life today ✌️
Denkomaru7
2025-01-31 18:33:09 +0000 UTCSaving it later to get through work, thanks guys
Junebug
2025-01-31 18:17:13 +0000 UTCIf I don’t hear the stinky burger bit I’m gonna loose it
Kian Green
2025-01-31 18:16:22 +0000 UTCI never used speakpipe before I thought that the name section was part of the actual data submission with the email, not a continuation of my character lol.
Aluhcaz
2025-01-31 18:02:35 +0000 UTCJust got done putting a transmission in a '99 Tahoe 30 mins in, now to rebuild around 6l80e trans. this pod is truly for the blue collar gamer
RydroTM
2025-01-31 17:38:28 +0000 UTCIf they play my speakpipe I'm gonna jizz
tommy_walnutz
2025-01-31 17:38:25 +0000 UTCThis is the type of episode i sub for. Roping up, farting, and shitting on a guy with cerebral paulsy in the first 5 minutes
Parker T
2025-01-31 17:36:56 +0000 UTCstalltt, my life is over, i just shot the customer that came in over this
Bubba
2025-01-31 17:16:42 +0000 UTCI forgot to do my home work and now I didn’t make it into this episode
Daniel Villagomez
2025-01-31 17:14:13 +0000 UTCdidn't meet the bar for quality
Stalltt
2025-01-31 17:11:06 +0000 UTCpretty sure he's not, there were over 300 submissions
Stalltt
2025-01-31 17:09:37 +0000 UTCYOU SON OF A BITCH...I'M IN!
A Spoopy Ghosty
2025-01-31 17:08:09 +0000 UTCwhat a chad
Bubba
2025-01-31 17:05:32 +0000 UTCI just crashed my 34 wheeler trying to listen to the pod, gods speed boys
Bubba
2025-01-31 17:05:11 +0000 UTCPLEASE TELL ME CHECK MATE IS IN THE VIDEO, IM AT WORK AND I CANT WATCH
Bubba
2025-01-31 17:04:53 +0000 UTCoh god i hope my submission under the name “checkmate” made it in
Bubba
2025-01-31 17:04:38 +0000 UTCCan we get stimpee or charborg back on as guests
KingCrimson408
2025-01-31 17:04:06 +0000 UTCwork day full of installing grage door openers for the DOT just got so much better (i get to siphon money from the government AND be entertained)
Kolt45mm
2025-01-31 16:59:22 +0000 UTCThank you guys god bless
Sam Shack
2025-01-31 16:58:45 +0000 UTCI was told I'm not in this, smd
elliejelly
2025-01-31 16:57:34 +0000 UTCOh god it’s all over my screen
weed smoker 420
2025-01-31 16:57:05 +0000 UTCPayday 3 collab seeming more and more possible
Funky Onion
2025-01-31 16:53:40 +0000 UTCStallt had me thinking this wasn't coming out lol he said it was scrapped on the discord.
10_CAM_01
2025-01-31 16:51:31 +0000 UTCOceans 11 but it’s all big rig truck drivers
MonsterHog
2025-01-31 16:51:11 +0000 UTCThirteenth
Little Man
2025-01-31 16:48:15 +0000 UTCTwelfth
Little Man
2025-01-31 16:48:06 +0000 UTCEleventh
Little Man
2025-01-31 16:48:00 +0000 UTCTenth
Little Man
2025-01-31 16:47:54 +0000 UTCEighth
Little Man
2025-01-31 16:47:06 +0000 UTCDay got better
Smitchy The Kidd
2025-01-31 16:46:58 +0000 UTCEnding goes hard
potato44
2025-01-31 16:46:51 +0000 UTCGooning gonna have to wait for now
Goose
2025-01-31 16:46:50 +0000 UTCAwesome episode 9.2/10
Boyfriend
2025-01-31 16:46:22 +0000 UTCI hope “the grease” is recruited!
Gary “The Grease” Guzzle
2025-01-31 16:46:18 +0000 UTC1 minute ago is sexually arousing
James Currie
2025-01-31 16:46:16 +0000 UTCwonderful spunk my dear boys hopefully this one stinks of women’s thrush
pibb
2025-01-31 16:45:41 +0000 UTCYeah boys!
TREWAYUZUMAKI
2025-01-31 16:44:49 +0000 UTC
