Learning Your Berries
Added 2021-12-20 17:01:03 +0000 UTCWe at Berry Corp pride ourselves on adapting methods for the comfort of our berried subjects. After all, they are giving up their bodies in the name of science and consumerism, and what would we be if we didn't provide the absolute best care for these employees?
This is a reminder for all Berry Corp Personnel - All juice extracts contain a small dose of aphrodisiacs to promote production and release of juice. DO NOT ALLOW YOUR BERRY TO COERCE YOU INTO RELATIONS. Employees found having relations will be subject to disciplinary action up to and including termination.
